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When Playboy Shoots Go Wrong

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 11:30:32 EDT

Though it may seem that Playboy models are born fully formed from the head of Hugh Hefner, clad in lingerie and ready to take perfect shot after perfect shot, the truth is that even Playmates are all too human. And, as evidenced by this collection of Playboy bloopers, they're even capable of taking a bad photo every now and then! But then, who wants a perfect Playmate anyway? At least these gals have a sense of humor. (hotbox.thumblogger.com)

When Cumshots Go Wrong

Dashiell Bennett — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 12:37:11 EDT

No one has greater respect for pornstars than we do: their jobs aren't easy, and sometimes things can get downright hazardous. If you think it's all just fun and games and dirtpipe milkshakes, look no further than this clip to show you just how dangerous (not to mention hilarious) things can get. (And if you've got a case of the Mondays right now, watching this video five or six or a hundred times just might the cure for what ails you too.)
· Cum to my face???!!!!! (YouPorn - thanks Blakeley)

You might think that all those glossy pornstars...

Fleshbot — Wed, 12 Sep 2007 13:44:55 EDT

You might think that all those glossy pornstars on sites like Danni.com are nothing but unapproachable fantasy objects who don't have any sense of humor whatsoever. You would, however, be very, very wrong. (myhotbox.blogspot.com)

Our pals at Pornzio have posted a roundup...

Fleshbot — Thu, 02 Aug 2007 11:18:46 EDT

Our pals at Pornzio have posted a roundup of their favorite gross-out porn moments, including accidental vomiting from deep throating, sharting, and Kim Kardashian. (Yes, you've been warned.) It's chock full of links to paysites and TGP galleries, but worth a gander if you're curious and have a strong stomach. Not to mention a high tolerance for Kim Kardashian. (pornzio.com)

The Hidden Dangers Of Porn

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 24 May 2007 11:47:10 EDT

You know those websites that post nothing but videos of skateboarders falling down staircases, little kids getting hit by wiffleball bats, and cars taking out spectators at one of those European road rally races? This video is sort of like a porn version of that. You know what's coming, you want to look away ... but you just can't. It helps to know that everyone walked away unscathed, but when someone is about to get owned on camera, schadenfreude has a way of getting the best of us all. This also a great way to convince people to think twice about their pee fetishes. Not because there's anything weird about it—it's just too scary.

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· That Hurts! (XXXUploads)

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Bar Da Rodoviaria: Weird Porn Shit

Fleshbot — Tue, 17 Apr 2007 12:10:33 EDT

There are at least two reasons why people visit porn sites: one, to appreciate the magic, mystery, and splendor of the human body and everything it's capable of; and two, to see all those magical, mysterious, and splendid human bodies doing things you'd probably never in a million years try doing yourself. And if they happen to be the sorts of things that are good for a chuckle—or at least good for a juicy email forward to someone you love—all the better. The long-running bare bones blog Bar Da Rodoviária might be a little thin on stuff that will actually turn you on, but if you're in the mood for things like porn bloopers, extreme (and extremely absurd) insertions, and other post-Goatse goodness you'll definitely want to make it a part of your weekly browsing rounds. And if you do happen to be turned on by such things ... well, just keep that to yourself, ok?

· Bar Da Rodoviária (bardarodoviaria.blogspot.com)

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