What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? Rest Your Bones Edition

Gram Ponante — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 20:10:49 EDT

Poor Majority-Challenged Blackzilla: the load he carries is so onerous that he often has to lay it down on your hot wife. Problem is, sometimes she is frightened and/or partially blinded and can't provide the weary traveler with any hospitality. It must be his opening line.

Can you be like last time's winner, hebear mcghee, and think of a worthwhile alternative to Blackzilla's plaintive request of "May I drape my cock over your right eye?"? We can't bring ourselves to type (or even copy and paste) the title again, but there's a copy of the DVD for s/he who comes up with the best one.

· Shane's World (shanesworld.com)
· Buy "My Hot Wife Is Fucking Blackzilla 13" (gamelink.com)

What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? Lair of the Black Worm Edition

Gram Ponante — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 16:43:26 EST

With all the tentacular ins and outs of this Blackzilla vehicle, I'm surprised we didn't find this one in the hentai aisle. Regardless, your job in our more-or-less weekly celebration of standing on the shoulders of giants and re-titling their porn films is to name this movie the way Ken Russell would. If you are daunted, gain strength from last time's resurgent WWFRD winner, Cloud Carrier, who chose to rename the analingus-flavored "Obscene Behavior 3" to "I Hope You're Not Sitting Down 5".

· See the Real Title + Full Box Cover Here (gamelink.com)

Previously: WWFRD Archive

Fleshbot: straight, blackzilla

What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? Rest Your Bones Edition

What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? Lair of the Black Worm Edition