Noirin Kelly (dailypoa.com)
Noirin Kelly (dailypoa.com)
Noirin Kelly (dailypoa.com)
Noirin Kelly (dailypoa.com)
Noirin Kelly (dailypoa.com)
Noirin Kelly (dailypoa.com)
Noirin Kelly (dailypoa.com)
Noirin Kelly (dailypoa.com)

In the first public vote — Lucy against Ulrika Jonsson — Lucy was evicted from the Big Brother house. She was nominated for eviction for being the "Least Talented" among the cast, which is pretty nasty, but such is reality TV. And what to do when you get evicted for being "Least Talented?" Why, go get your boobs pumped up, of course.

"My boobs are shrinking," quoth Lucy. "They are still an F at the moment, but I’m definitely going to have a boob job now. Especially if they ever got to a D, I would have to have them filled back up again."

Well, we still think Lucy Pinder is smoking hot, and that her breasts are perfect, and hope she continues to enrich our lives with their bountiful presence.

· DS: BB: Latest Big Brother News. (digitalspy.co.uk)

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· Girls of Desire (girlsofdesire.org)

(livenews.com.au + duncanriley.com)

Speaking of Big Brother and its worldwide appeal, we all know about the UK version's penchant for big-breasted blondes and the US version's preference for fame-hungry sad sacks. (Wait, maybe that's all of them). But now we've finally discovered what Bulgaria's BB specialty is—lesbians! This clip is a bit dated now (our Bulgarian cable box is on the fritz), but we are impressed by any network that will broadcast some actual girl-on-girl action ... and actual boobies. Poorly lit, security cam footage of boobies, but we still get giddy whenever we find salacious material that has escaped the wrath of the YouTube patrol. It's sort of like the feeling you get from watching scrambled Bulgarian porn. The greater the effort, the sweeter the reward.

· Big Brother Lesbian Scene (YouTube)

Previously: Olivia Munn's Hot Beef Injection, Lucy Pinder's Video Boob-O-Rama, YouTube Watch Archives

There are two schools of thought when it comes to babes posing for nude photos. For women hoping to make a career in a profession like the law or government, it's a blemish that will come back to haunt them by stifling their future dreams of advancement. For the rest, it is their means of advancement ... because why would you want to work at a boring civil service job when people will pay you lots of money not to wear a shirt? That's the attitude taken by Seren, an 18-year-old university student and Keeley Hazell doppelganger who despite her tender age is already being featured in a TV documentary about her wild college life and is starring in her first (of what we assume will be many) topless Maxim shoot. On the flip side of that equation is Anna, a former Australian reality show contestant who has already lost a gig as a youth counselor because of an ill-timed appearance in Zoo Weekly. Fortunately, there's modeling to fall back on, so if she chooses to adopt Seren's plucky can-do attitude all will not be lost. We still don't see why models like these should have to choose between being prim and proper and having a job they love—but if the job they actually love is "nude model," who are we to stand in their way?

· "Seren, The Student Sexpot" (dailypoa.com)
· "Nude shots put a hold on Anna's dream job"" (news.com.au)
· "Big Brother 06's Anna Lind-Hansen in Zoo" (forums.superiorpics.com)
· See also: Complete breakdown of Maxim's 100 Hot Girls (torontopics.com)

Previously: Maxim Photo Blog: Look At Babes, Save A Tree, This Week In Lad Mags Archive

· We've never had a doctor who looked like Rosa Blasi. Can we sue someone for malpractice? (dailypoa.com)

· If you've ever suspected that the tech guys who service your computer are stealing your porn, don't worry ... they definitely are. (Consumerist)

· Big Brother UK just cuts to the chase by banning bikini tops. Wouldn't it just be easier to film at a nudist colony? (dailystar.co.uk)

· Here's your guide to skinny-dipping in Arkansas. Find water. Get naked. The end. (arktimes.com)

· Did you know all serials killers are addicted to porn? Well, one serial killer was once, so we guess that's reason enough to ban it completely. (theolympian.com)

· News flash: People who work in our nation's capital like to have sex ... with people they aren't married to! Surely our politicians would never behave that way! (capitolhillblue.com)

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Previously: Morning Wood Archives/Wet Spots Archives

· We all love it when athletes get naked, but did you also know that they occasionally play sports, too? (nerve.com; see the entire non-censored 2002 Brazilian women's soccer team Playboy spread @ beerandtotty.co.uk)

· Big Brother Australia fans trying to spy on the TV housemates got tricked into watching porn instead. We wonder how many of those voyeurs could tell the difference. (news.com.au)

· Sotheby's plans to sell a Gerhard Richter painting of naked prostitutes for $12 million. Just think how many real prostitutes you could see naked for $12 million! (indiatimes.com)

· Here's ten not very well thought out reasons to watch porn. As if you needed more than one. (sundial.csun.edu)

· A new documentary shows how easy it is for kids to access porn online. It's already the most popular documentary ever among kids. (wishtv.com)

· Bahrain's "Spring of Culture" festival—featuring actors in "skin-tight clothing embracing suggestively"—is surprisingly not a hit among members of the Islamist government. They can't say they didn't see that coming. (kuwaittimes.net)

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Previously: Morning Wood Archives/Wet Spots Archives

It's nice to know that reality shows aren't just the springboard for stardom for starry-eyed young hopefuls in the United States and the UK: our Brazilian operatives point us to this month's issue of Playboy Brazil, where Big Brother 7 contestant Fani Pacheco is heating up the newsstands via a steamy photospread complete with knee-high leather boots and a Doberman pinscher. Actually, given the fact that foreign versions of the show are a lot more generous when it comes to exposed flesh, it's probably nothing Brazilian viewers haven't seen before via a well-placed shower or bedroom cam. Still, it's nice to see her expanding her media exposure in a way it's a lot easier for us to tune in to. Maybe we should call it a horizontal promotion instead of a vertical one?

· Fani Pacheco in Playboy Brazil (clubedaputaria.servik.com - thanks O.)
· Playboy Brazil (playboy.abril.uol.com.br)

See also:
Fani Pacheco (gallery @ ego.globo.com)
· Fani Pacheco @ Fotolog (fotolog.com)

Previously: Louise Porter: From TV To Totty, In Search Of Sara Santos, Model Boxing With Naureen Zaim, Top 50 Sexiest Bums (Or Are They?), Hot Spanish (And Brazilian) TV Babes