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"Operation Tropical Stormy" Declassified

DCypher — Fri, 24 Jul 2009 17:30:01 EDT

Whether or not Wicked Pictures darling Stormy Daniels will make a Senate run is still relatively unclear. One thing that's for sure though is that the buxom blonde will be making waves either way this summer.

That's because in less than a week Wicked Pictures will be declassifying all of their files on "Operation Tropical Stormy"—which is their high tech way of saying they're releasing the movie. Shot in such exotic locations as Hawaii and Chatsworth, OTS is the fiscally irresponsible sequel to Stormy's blockbuster porn epic—"Operation Desert Stormy."

Once again, secret agents Rachel and George (Stormy Daniels and Evan Stone) are paired up. Having just saved the world and been promoted, they reward themselves with a relaxing cruise that leaves them stranded on a jaguar and sex-crazed cannibal infested jungle hellhole. Oh, and it's also the secret lair of North Korean playboy dictator Kim Jong-Il. Despite the incredible duress they are perpetually under (with the threat of imminent death comically lurking behind every single moment on the island), the two manage to squeeze in just about as much ball-draining, snatch-quenching fuck action as a couple of horny honeymooners at a swingers convention in Jamaica.

Joining Miss Daniels and Mister Stone are a burgeoning cast of morally uninhibited young strumpets including Anabelle Lee, Nikki Rhodes, Devon Lee, Gianna Lynn, Mikayla Mendez, Mya Luanna, Shyla Stylez, Sammy Rhodes, Carolyn Reese, Havana Ginger, Renae Cruz, Desiree Diam, Mia Lelani, and Bella Ling. A cast of that size seems like reason enough to give this monster a look.

Whether or not this sequel will pack the punch of its predecessor, which garnered such lofty awards as AVN's 2008 "Best Comedy", XRCO's 2008 "Best Director", Nightmove's "First Choice," and 2008 Empire Award's "Best Overall DVD", "Best Feature", "Editor's Choice Best Video" and "Viewer's Choice Best Video", we cannot say. For now, we're just too busy pouring over the embarrassment of riches they included in promotional materials and waiting for our Operation Tropical Stormy Coconut Rum Flavored Lube to arrive—which should be here any minute now.

"Operation Tropical Stormy" floods onto streets at high tide next week. Check out our exclusive sneak peek now. And to Stormy Daniels we say—good luck with both this amazing looking movie and your Senate bid!

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Boz Continues His Arduous Journey Towards Actually Doing Them All

DCypher — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 15:00:00 EST

Having a cock like a breadbox means more than never having to say you're sorry. It also means not having to introduce yourself. Witness Boz's extraordinary journey towards fulfilling every woman on the planet.

Of course, with every blessing comes an attendant curse; for sewn into the sugary linings of immeasurable pleasure are the bitter, thorny stitches of opulent sorrow. Such is the heavy, inescapable weight of Samsara—and our abnormally endowed friend Boz knows this better than anyone. Despite having the kind of cock most men would kill to possess, and a line around the block of horny women of every imaginable flavor just begging to take a ride on it, still he must attempt to fulfill his pledge of literally fucking the world. Our heart goes out to the poor guy.

In his second release from Digital Sin, "Boz Does Them All! Volume 2," he courageously plunges his magical mangina deep into the hot, plush wetness deep at the pink centers of Satine Phoenix, Mina Lee, Presley Staxx, Bella Ling, Katrina Angel, Alyssa Dior, Carmella Santiago, Morning Star, Hailey Young, Ashli Orion, and Nikki Vee. With history as his witness, along with a dedicated following of unabashed fans, he furiously pumps away, never for a moment thinking of his own needs and desires.

We don't know if he sees a chiropractor in between sessions, or if he does a lot of stretching. We do know that he utilizes levity in between splitting luscious ladies open, if his coy coital expressions are any indication, to lighten his Herculean task. From all of us here at Fleshbot, thanks, man. We get it.

"Boz Does Them All! Volume 2" comes out this week from Digital Sin, but feel free to gawk in awe at the gallery we provided for you anyway.

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Beauties Vs. Beasts: The Saga Continues

DCypher — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 18:20:08 EDT

In the original version of the French fairy tale "Beauty and the Beast", a cruel Prince is fated to live as a ghastly creature until he is released from his spell and united with his Princess forever. With various modifications, the story became the basis for several well-known adaptations over the years: artists as diverse as Jean Cocteau and the Disney corporation found inspiration in this classic tale of true love.

While we'd love to say that the folks at Vengeance XXX drew upon this illustrious creative lineage in producing "Beauties and the Beast 2". the fact is that this is not so much a sequel as a full-blown reimagining of the source material. To say the (very) least.

In fact, they don't even pretend that there's a story here: "Beauties and the Beast 2" merely cribs a famous title and goes straight to the meat of the matter by pitting Boz’s monstrous unit against the likes of hapless beauties Bella Ling, Alyssa Dior, Lana Violet, Britney Stevens, and Carmella Santiago. Who needs all that tedious expository dialogue anyway?

Nevertheless, "Beauties and the Beast 2" still functions as a sort of porn fairy tale by showing us that monsters really do exist ... and there really are beauties out there capable of taming them. In fact, everyone winds up with a happy ending after all—happy and sore, that is. But still happy!

• "Beauties and the Beast 2" (.wmv trailer @ newsensations.com)
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Super-Funtime With Lana Croft And Friends

Gram Ponante — Wed, 07 May 2008 12:00:18 EDT

Lana Croft, whom last we saw in these virtual pages being mesmerized by Ange Venus and some Asian sirens, is back in a wet and wild adventure from the serene David Aaron Clark, who subtitled his latest movie "Mr. Hentai's Super-Funtime Asian Pool Party." (Never mind that Clark has never been an Asian a day in his life.) We asked what the movie would be about when he was planning it. "There will be a pool there, that's all I know." he said. "Then the magic will happen."

These photos were taken by the estimable Glenn Baren because my glasses kept fogging up in the shower.

The standard Porn Valley pool scene seems so much more classy somehow when no one feels compelled to drink a jug of water and squirt at you. I'm glad it's not going to be that kind of movie.

"No Man's Land Asian Edition #7: Mr. Hentai's Super-Funtime Asian Pool Party" will doubtless be released before the Summer Olympics begin, so laser-topical is the porn marketing machine.

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