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Topless TV World Tour: Marie Vinck In Belgium's "De Rodenburgs"

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 01 Dec 2009 15:30:01 EST

TV has the power to teach us so much—and foreign TV has the power to teach us so much about foreign cultures. For instance: did you know Belgian girls like to sunbathe topless?

And that they all have big boobs, too? Well, at least the topless ones. At least that's what we're extrapolating from this clip...and lord knows, TV clips have never steered us wrong before.

· "De Rodenburgs" (imdb.com)
· Marie Vinck in "De Rodenburgs" (upcomingnudescenes.net)

Kadèr Gürbüz Makes An Excellent Advertisment For Belgium's Local Culture

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 11 May 2009 16:30:01 EDT

And in today's edition of "Why Foreign TV is Better Than American TV": this clip from Belgium's "Jes," featuring both toplessness and Portishead. (Which makes it identical to a romantic evening at Fleshbot HQ.)

We've also got to award extra points for showing the (very, very nice) boobs of a woman who's nearing forty. Sure, we love barely legal boobs and mid-twenties boobs as much as the next smutmonger, but variety is the spice of life—and we like seeing women of all ages bearing their boobs for our TV watching pleasure.

· Video Clips of Kadèr Gürbüz from Jes (upcomingnudescenes.net)

Brand New Babes From All Corners Of The Earth

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 17:00:00 EST

Nuts isn't the only lad mag that's rolling out a new crop of topless models. Lad mags around the globe have been hard at work in the babe labs, refining the details on smoldering new temptresses guaranteed to keep you up at night (and then some). In the Belgian corner, we have New Look magazine, with four brand spankin' new ladies who'd very much like to meet you. After the jump, say hello to Agnes, Laurence, Carla, and Tiffany—and their boobs as well!

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· 4 New Naked Temptresses From New Look Mag (dailypoa.com)

Boobs For Belgium: International Diplomacy At Work

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 13 Aug 2008 11:45:30 EDT

Do you know that Belgium is in trouble? (Do you even remember where Belgium is?) Apparently there's some sort of crisis going on there, and we're aware of this now because women are taking their tops off in support of this vital cause, whatever it happens to be. We don't really understand how naked boobs will solve the issue, but since Boobs for Belgium has alerted us to the urgency of the situation we really hope that someone else does something about what we assume is some sort of tragedy very, very soon. See, the system works!

· Boobs For Belgium (boobsforbelgium.be, via Indie Nudes)

Meet Brigitta Callens, a former Miss Belgium...

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 22 May 2008 10:24:04 EDT

Meet Brigitta Callens, a former Miss Belgium who does a fine job representing her country. Between her and the waffles, we're becoming really big fans. (dailypoa.com)

The Return Of Tania Derveaux: "Defend The Internet And I'll Destroy Your Virginity"

Dashiell Bennett — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 12:10:20 EDT

We're guessing that Belgian "politician" Tania Derveaux's plan to win office and literally blow off her constituents didn't work out as planned, but fortunately she has other causes to fight for: her latest campaign involves net neutrality and virgins, both of which she would like to mount and make sweet nerdy love to. The deal is simple: if you can demonstrate that you support the cause of a free and open internet—and you're an innocent flower 18 years or older—then she will fuck you silly. (Anal is negotiable!) Fair warning though: "if anywhere along the process, it becomes clear that the applicant is not a virgin, Tania reserves the right to terminate all activity" ... and she clearly states that she is "not responsible for any genital injury." It makes perfect sense when you think about it—information wants to be free and the web is filled with horny but sex-deprived people. Why not let Tania solve both problems at the same time?

· Don't Stay a Virgin (dontstayvirgin.movielol.org, via Gizmodo)

Previously: 40,000 Blowjobs: Vote For Tania Derveaux!

Former Miss Belgium Drops Her Sash For Playboy

Jonnobot — Wed, 30 Jan 2008 19:19:58 EST

We're still all aglow over Miss Michigan's crownworthy performance in the Miss America pageant last weekend, but we're also starting to get little distracted by former Miss Belgium Ann Van Elsen, who took the whole parading-around-half-naked-in-front-of-a-live-audience thing to its logical conclusion by appearing in this month's issue of Playboy in her native country. (She's also the second former Miss Belgium-turned-nude model that we've heard about over the past few months — does that count as a trend?) Apparently, she decided to pose nude on the condition that Playboy donate a sum of money to a radio station-sponsored charity in Brussels, meaning that we can all feel a little bit more noble about ogling her naked charms. After all, isn't that whole public service thing what being a beauty pageant queen is all about?

· "Ann van Elsen in de Playboy" (vkmag.com, via Your Dirty Mind)

· "ann van elsen naakt" (YouTube)
· See also: Ann Van Elsen (Wikipedia)

Making Time For Rik Scott (And His Models)

Lux Nightmare — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 12:39:05 EST

A welcome notice on Belgian photographer Rik Scott's frequently updated blog assures visitors that "you couldn't have come at a better time!" Which was something of a relief to know—after all, with all those hot models he keeps posting pictures of, we'd hate to feel like we were coming late to the party and missing anything. Even if any time is the best time to discover photos this sexy.

· Rik Scott Is A Photographer (picturescott.blogspot.com, via afuckaday.blogspot.com)

Previously: Pantyhose Hotness @ Collants Passion, Poupi Whoopy: Belgian Pinup Hotness (No, Really), Photos by Frank de Mulder

Bon jour and Goeiendag, Fily Houtteman....

Fleshbot — Thu, 01 Nov 2007 11:25:56 EDT

Bon jour and Goeiendag, Fily Houtteman. We understand that as a former Miss Belgium you're causing a certain amount of controversy in your native country for posing topless, but here in America we don't care who you are or what you do ... as long as you keep posing topless. (dailypoa.com)

40,000 Blowjobs: Vote For Tania Derveaux!

Fleshbot — Tue, 22 May 2007 12:59:33 EDT

As we prematurely lurch and stumble into the 2008 campaign season here in the United States, it's nice to know that in some parts of the world at least there are candidates for public office whose platforms we can support completely. So even though we're not entirely sure what she's running for (and wouldn't be able to vote even if we did since we let our Belgian voter registration lapse years ago), we're throwing our full endorsement behind NEE party senate candidate Tania Derveaux, who pledges to give her constituency a grand total of 40,000 blowjobs if she is elected. If nothing else, we have to admire her determination: she figures it will take her 500 days to make good on her promise at the rate of a jawbone-defying 80 blowjobs per day. A lofty goal to be sure, but we suppose if our own candidates are promising to clean up the mess in Iraq and sponsor a sweeping overhaul of our national health care system, anything is possible.

· NEE: "My name is Tania Derveaux ..." (nee-antwerpen.be)
· "The Carrot & The Stick" (alterati.com)

Previously: Wet Spots: Not Endorsed By Jenna Jameson, Wet Spots: Politics, Britney Spears Style, Presidential Pornstar Poll @ Adultcon Los Angeles, Al Goldstein For President!, Decision 2006: We Have A Winner, Decision 2006: The Great Babe Debate, Morning Wood: Hot Election Day Action, Don't Stroke! Vote!, BREAKING! Mary Carey: Out of the Running, Pornstar Political Roundup

Poupi Whoopy: Belgian Pinup Hotness (No, Really)

Fleshbot — Wed, 09 May 2007 11:40:00 EDT

We're not entirely sold on the name of this pinup art project—maybe it's a translation thing, or maybe they're trying to subliminally capture the attention of the lucrative fart porn niche market? Either way, we still managed to enjoy the sense of humor these bodacious Belgians use to express their naked selves. Combining splashes of DIY-style punk and pop art with a hint of classic skin mag aesthetic and classic burlesque—not to mention (of course) more bare boobs than you can shake a stick at—Poupi Whoopy is a collective of artists and models who manage to be all the sexier for not taking themselves too seriously. Hard copies of their magazine are available if you can make it to an indie bookshop in Antwerp, but if you're chained to your computer you can flip through the pages without even having to lick your fingers. Though you might find your fingers getting wet anyway for other reasons.

· POUPI WHOOPY (poupiwhoopy.com)
· Poupi Whoopy on MySpace (myspace.com)

Previously: Intensity Studios: Sparkly Nudes By Antonio Carrasco, Plastico Fantasico: Sexy Vampires and Hot Turkish Babes, Art by Greg Loudon: Desolate Angels, Meet Anne: Your Great Dane Pinup Girl, Boffo Bingle Bungles Bare Blowup, Meet Fetish Dolly