These Girls Make 'Dirty Dancing' Look Like Saturday Morning Cartoons

auryn — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 13:00:00 EST

Don't we all just love to get our hands on beautiful, pink, delicate things and then ravage them until all vestige of their innocence is lost?

Haven't we all fantasized about those girls who will uncomplainingly throw their legs behind their heads and smile daintily while they wait for the gift of your bludgeoning manhood?

So what do you get when you put pretty pink pussies together with delicate diminutive dancers? Why, an exponentiation of that base animalistic desire to, well, pull the petals off those flowers, of course. And then, you know, fuck those flowers into submission so heartily that they'll remember your name every time it smarts when they do a plié.

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Ladislava (britishcoeds.com)

Two Met-Art Ballerinas (ammlovely.com)

Yanna (hegre-art.com)

Paloma (britishcoeds.com)

Two More Met-Art Ballerinas (ammlovely.com)

Alya (steamy-girls.com)

Annette (trulyz-teens.com)

Yet Another Met-Art Ballerina (hiporn.com)

Daisy (ddfcash.com)

Flesh Flicks: Split Decision

Dashiell Bennett — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 17:07:42 EDT

Ballerinas tend to be rail thin, light as a feather, and extremely dainty—all the better to hurl them violently through the air across the stage. We, on the other hand, prefer our dancers with a little more heft ... particularly in the upper front torso region. Oh, we still like it when they're bendy and athletic and are capable of balancing in awkward positions for long stretches of time. But we also like to have something soft to hold on to. That probably explains why we're not very good patrons of the fine arts.

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· "ballerina" (Megarotic)

Fleshbot: straight, ballerina

These Girls Make 'Dirty Dancing' Look Like Saturday Morning Cartoons

Flesh Flicks: Split Decision