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You Must Be At Least This Slutty 2 Ride Shane Diesel

DCypher — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 16:00:00 EDT

Amber Sky, Petra Davis, Bailey Brooks, Kaci Starr, and Katie Angel risk sexual trauma only vaginaplasty could repair for cheap thrills on the legendary cock of Shane Diesel in Digital Sin's "I Can't Believe I Took the Whole Thing #19."

While we're sure it beats working as a hostess at Tony Roma's or babysitting, we're not sure these little ladies have thought through the consequences of their actions. Clearly, Shane is too big for a legal teen girl's snatch. He should be plowing experienced MILF's with that thing, or maybe Octomom, or Paris Hilton on a coke binge.

What we are getting at is that Shane Diesel is not "starter cock." No. He should come with a warning, the way hot coffee does, or a ladder at Walmart or those annoying signs at amusement parks. "You must be at least this slutty to ride Shane Diesel"—that might work.

Still you would never know these girls recently traded in their amateur status, given the way they take to the monster meat. There they go, cramming it enthusiastically into their tiny mouths and all the way up their drooling pink juice boxes. They waste no time, believe that, riding away until their eyes look like they will pop out of their little heads and they squirt hot nectar all over, marinating Shane's dusky balls. Come on, Shane. You know damn well no mortal man will ever please them like that again for the rest of their lives. You're condemning these blossoming young sexpots to a life of yearning for what they can never recreate.

Let's just hope their future husbands never see this movie. The rest of us, well, it's Friday, so, we're going to enjoy the foibles of their reckless youth.

"I Can't Believe I Took the Whole Thing #19" comes out this week. Go crazy. No, literally. Go. Crazy.

Wet 'N Wild: Top Ten Squirting Sex Videos

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 15:00:00 EDT

Our love of squirting is certainly no secret: we've sung its praises several times before, and we've even done a photo tribute to the girls who squirt. But really, in order to truly understand the majestic nature of this great orgasmic response, it's important to see it in video. Preferably, in several videos, with many different women. And so it is that we happily present ten of our favorite squirting videos. Be careful... it's about to get slippery.

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Bailey Brooks Squirts (pornhub.com)

Mega Squirt at Camping Site (redtube.com)

Cytheria squirting (redtube.com)

This slut squirts alot (pornhub.com)

Missy Monroe squirts and shakes her pussy (redtube.com)

Paulina James squirting up a storm (pornhub.com)

Squirting equals Fun (redtube.com)

Lesbian squirt victim, and she loves it (pornhub.com)

Hot squirter gets her ass jammed (pornhub.com)

Great lesbos make eachother squirt (pornhub.com)

No Full Metal Jacket (Or Pants) Required: "Barely Legal Boot Camp"

Gram Ponante — Tue, 29 Jul 2008 20:15:40 EDT

The striking thing about Hustler's "Barely Legal Boot Camp" is that drill instructor Darryl Hanah looks positively sex-grizzled in comparison with the likes of recruits Kortni Kiss, Jayden Rose, Bailey Brooks, and Arianna Armani, all of whom tumble out of a van to be shrieked at by director/itinerant preacher Rod Fontana. We see a group of 18-year-olds perfectly suited to be stoop-shouldered and eye-rolling in the face of the porn narrative structure that some of them will never perfect.

After all this time, it would be reasonable to expect that the movie would not follow through on the premise suggested by its title and cover, but Fontana demands the recruits show him IDs ("Don't give me your real names! Give me the names your agents gave you!") and when they drop to give him 20, it is with a dildo.

The movie ended up being a mini-"Gilligan's Island XXX" prequel, as Fontana, Hanah, and Dick Nasty each appear. Earlier, a performer named Miss Kitty was hounded off the set for refusing to service the 53-year-old Nasty. Hanah, the professional, showed the almost-half-her-age recruits how it was done. "Always make sure your hand is wet," she said.

The girls are led through blowjob drills, taught how to pose for still cameras, given pointers on "facial preparation," and told that "there are men and women dying for that flag in order for you to work in pornos." (The latter seems like a generational thing - when performers who remember when porn was illegal are paired with performers who don't, the result can be awkward.)

The movie sticks to its premise all the way through, and as such is often at odds with standard porn formula. This isn't a bad thing, though; it just throws off the pacing if you are, for instance, a chronic masturbator.

· Hustler (hustlerworld.com)
· Buy "Barely Legal Boot Camp" (gamelink.com)