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Is Kelly Brook considering a new career...

Dashiell Bennett — Tue, 02 Oct 2007 10:00:43 EDT

Is Kelly Brook considering a new career in the exciting world of exotic dancing? If not, we'll contemplate this career change for her. (sexypix.thumblogger.com)

Is Emily Scott still the sexiest woman in...

Dashiell Bennett — Mon, 01 Oct 2007 10:40:03 EDT

Is Emily Scott still the sexiest woman in Australia? Well, these new Maxim pictures show that she isn't getting less sexy, so you figure it out. (dailypoa.com)

It's nice to meet you, Claudia Fernandez....

Dashiell Bennett — Fri, 28 Sep 2007 19:34:17 EDT

It's nice to meet you, Claudia Fernandez. We've always heard that Uruguay is beautiful this time of year ... and now we have proof. (dailypoa.com)

Nella Moves In To The "Penthouse"

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 20 Sep 2007 17:16:56 EDT

You've been on online for awhile now so you don't need anyone to tell you who Nella is. (If not, where have you been?) But we still did a double take when we flipped through our October issue of Penthouse (yes, the actual paper and staples magazine) and found everyone's favorite Czech beauty staring back at us, along with her semi-identical cousin Zoe, who was teasing her with a riding crop. We think it's fantastic that a web created superstar can find such a high-profile gig, but on the other hand ... doesn't she belong to us? You know, teh internets? It's like when your favorite band hits the big time—you're happy, but a part of you always wants to hold them back and save a little bit for yourself. She's not exactly a household name yet, but we're still going to tell people we (sorta) knew her when. If we see her on America's Next Top Model, however, then all bets are off.

· Nella and Zoe - Cool Whip (thousandbabes.com)
· Penthouse Magazine (penthouse.com)

Previoulsy: Nella, Babe Of The Year (Officially)

What is it about Ibiza that attracts beautiful...

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 20 Sep 2007 10:00:07 EDT

What is it about Ibiza that attracts beautiful women and makes them take their clothes off? More importantly, how does one get transported to this magical land of wonder? (dailypoa.com)

Sophie Howard must be really exhausted if...

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 19 Sep 2007 17:32:32 EDT

Sophie Howard must be really exhausted if she doesn't even have the strength to remove her bikini top. On the other hand, that top is definitely working overtime to do its job. (hornyoyster.com)

Good morning, Rhian Sugden. From the looks...

Dashiell Bennett — Mon, 10 Sep 2007 10:00:52 EDT

Good morning, Rhian Sugden. From the looks of things, your weekend was probably even better than ours. (dailypoa.com)

Kelly Brook gives FHM Denmark something...

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 05 Sep 2007 12:40:09 EDT

Kelly Brook gives FHM Denmark something to write home about. It's written in Danish, of course, but we have a pretty good idea what part of her body they might be referring to. (boobieblog.com)

Are you experiencing Lucy Pinder overload...

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 30 Aug 2007 13:27:00 EDT

Are you experiencing Lucy Pinder overload yet? Our refusal to stop posting pictures of her may break your brain, but that's a risk we're willing to take. (dailypoa.com)

Lindsay And Rhian Join The Buddy System

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 29 Aug 2007 15:28:40 EDT

We noticed that there was a growing trend among the men's magazines to pair booby-licious babes in their photo spreads in order to show how much they really love to "play" together because the best friends are always topless friends. Well, now we realize it's a full-blown epidemic. This time, Loaded brings us Lindsey Strutt (who is totally cheating on Michelle Marsh, by the way) and new girl on the block, Rhian. Ok, we don't really care what the reason is for these couplings or if these girls would even acknowledge the other's presence outside of a photo studio, but we just wanted a excuse to share some photos of hot, bare-chested babes. Ok, we don't even really need an excuse for that, but putting a little thoughtful analysis into makes us feel ... what's the word? Oh yeah ... smart.

· Lindsey Anne Strutt and Rhian Topless (dailypoa.com)

Previously: Kayleigh and Tanya: Nuts' New "It" Couple

We kind of wish we had a pool in our backyard,...

Dashiell Bennett — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 10:40:41 EDT

We kind of wish we had a pool in our backyard, because then maybe Gemma Atkinson would come to our place for vacation instead of Spain. Also, we wish we had a backyard. (boobieblog.com)

Meet Carla Maria: Hot Filipina Megagallery

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 22 Aug 2007 12:19:32 EDT

We hate to get caught in any kind of "all (insert ethnic group) people look alike" trap, but it actually took us a few minutes to realize that the same model is featured in every single one of the photos of this giant nude and lingerie megagallery. She's joined by a friend in some of them, but you'll recognize her by her distinctive leg tattoos, which—believe it or not—we were able to use to identify her. The one we're talking about is Carla Maria a Filipino-American model, who doesn't even look like herself sometimes, and certainly doesn't look like any other model we've come across. There's enough material here that we recommend printing out each and every one of these photos and making a giant flip book out of them. It'll be just like watching her undress in your living room!

· Carla Maria Megagallery (bulletinboardforum.com)
· MS CARLA MARIA (mscarla.com)

Finding Katie Downes (Again)

Dashiell Bennett — Mon, 13 Aug 2007 13:51:54 EDT

Sometimes we run into trouble finding more photos and background on whatever particular model we happen to have a crush on each week, but we had no problem following the trail of the diminutive Katie Downes after spotting her in the latest Maxim UK. We think we might have fallen and hit our head at first, but after regaining consciousness, we easily dug up the dirt on her—from her first hidden mention on our own pages to her rather extensive history on the lad mag circuit. We even learned a few things we wish we hadn't, like her special "friendship" with a member of Arctic Monkeys. We really thought there could be something special between us and Katie, but those darn rock stars always seem to get in our way.

· Katie Downes in Maxim (glizzy.nl)
· The Best Of Katie Downes (nuts.co.uk)

Previously: In Search Of Linda O'Neil, In Search Of Sara Tommasi, In Search Of Sara Santos, 100 Sexiest Bodies

We Love Luba, Too

Dashiell Bennett — Tue, 07 Aug 2007 17:18:09 EDT

Sadly, despite all her many admirers, Luba Shumeyko is already spoken for, seeing as she is the wife of noted babe cataloger Petter Hegre. The good news is that Petter has never had a problem sharing his beloved with the world and you can dial up just about any babelog on the web and find her sparkling nude body smiling back at you. She's even got her own fan page (which may be more fan-targeted than fan-made) that is the hub from which your own Luba obsession can emanate. There's a Luba book, some Luba t-shirts, a Luba newsletter, Luba keychains and commemorative pot holders ... ok, we made those last ones up, but they do have Luba pictures for you daydream over. And we also found out that she has a twin sister named Nadya. Maybe she's still single?

· I Love Luba (iloveluba.com)
· Bonus: Luba + Nadya Shumeyko photos (infostore.org)

Previously: The Hegre Art Dating Game, Deep Inside Luba Shumeyko, Luba & Petter, Topless Ironing, Best of Babelogs Archive

In Search Of Linda O'Neil

Dashiell Bennett — Fri, 03 Aug 2007 12:29:01 EDT

It's time once again for the segment where we develop an insta-crush on an previously unknown or overlooked babe, spend half a day scouring the internet for everything we can find that's related to her and ends with us frustrated and alone (kind of like most other days.) Today's quarry is Linda O'Neil, whose personal website dubs her the "World's Sexiest Brunette, a rather bold claim for an HTML page that appears to be defunct. Yes, it seems we're rather late to this party as Linda has actually been modeling and acting for over a decade—appearing in Playboy, on hot rod calendars, and in several national TV commercials—but seems to have stopped rather abruptly within the last year. Is she retired? On sabbatical? Deep undercover in the sinister world of the bikini mafia? Maybe we can lure back to fold by politely asking for new photos, but if she is truly out of the game, we're lucky that the internet preserves anything and everything in its original pristine state. As long as old web servers keep their pages alive, she'll never truly be gone.

· Official Website of Sexy Pinup Model Linda O'Neil (lindaoneil.com)
· Linda O'Neil (Wikipedia)
· Linda @ Trashy Lingerie (trashy.com)
· Nude galleries @ mishaonline.com + dailypoa.com (more @ AskJolene.com + kellyfind.com)

Previously: In Search Of Sara Tommasi, In Search Of Sara Santos

In Search Of Sara Tommasi

Dashiell Bennett — Mon, 30 Jul 2007 14:10:26 EDT

Like a lot of red-blooded Americans, we became somewhat enamored of Italian superbabe Sara Tommasi after stumbling upon her 2007 calendar photos last winter. (By the way, in our world it will forever be March.) At the time, we knew nothing about this buxom brunette, but our curiosity hasn't waned and we've been keeping our eye open for any clues that might float our way. Now that she's starting to make a name for herself outside of Italy—and getting hunted by paparazzi within it—her story is starting to come into focus.

Truth be told, based on what we know about most of the international ladies we stumble across in magazines and on babelogs, we probably could have guessed the details ourselves. She was first noticed as a finalist in the Miss Italy pageant (naturally), later starred on a reality TV show (of course) and dated (say it with us) a famous soccer player. Not that we hold any of that (or her dancing) against her of course, but give her a British accent and she'd be on the cover of Zoo Weekly tomorrow. You might also be thinking that topless paparazzi pics aren't that big a deal when the girl in question makes her living being, you know ... topless. But until those Hooked on Italian Phonics tapes arrive in the mail we'll take all the bare breasted action we can get from her.

· "Sara Tommasi Topless In A Beach Changing Moment" (taxidrivermovie.com)
· See also: WAG of the Week: Sara Tommasi (theoffside.com)
· "sara tommasi provino veline" (YouTube)

Previously: 2007 Calendar Watch: Sara Tommasi, 2007 Calendar Watch: Sara Tommasi

Lara Haworth is the personal assistant to...

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 11 Jul 2007 10:30:46 EDT

Lara Haworth is the personal assistant to Hawaiian Tropic founder Ron Rice, as if being the founder of Hawaiian Tropic was not an awesome enough job already. (playboy.com + z0d.com)

Justine Sane of Entercourse.tv is July's...

Dashiell Bennett — Mon, 09 Jul 2007 11:05:54 EDT

Justine Sane of Entercourse.tv is July's "Mac Chick of the Month." What, no Magic Jesus Phone? (macenstein.com)

What we all need now is more pictures of...

Dashiell Bennett — Fri, 06 Jul 2007 11:20:53 EDT

What we all need now is more pictures of Eva Mendes in a bikini, even if she's not showing off much. Remember, it's not just something to help you get your rocks off ... it's making the world a better place. (hollywoodtuna.com)

This Week In Latin Lad Mags: How The Southern Half Lives

Dashiell Bennett — Tue, 03 Jul 2007 11:00:13 EDT

We were recently contacted by a writer who wanted to ask us about our experiences working on a British-based blog. No offense to our UK allies, but we are 100% U.S. Males (and Females)—although based on the sheer volume of Keeley Hazell posts and our fondness for words like "starkers" and "guv'nor" we can understand the confusion.

Still, it certainly wouldn't hurt for us to spend a little less time focused on hot totty and a little more time on ladies of other geographic persuasions, particularly those that can be found south of our borders. Daily POA, for example (which apparently has a much better magazine subscription list than we do) has some fine collections from recent issues of the more popular Spanish-language magazines like Hombre, Fox and Maxim Argentina. If you eliminate the text you'd probably never be able to tell the difference between these photos and the ones in their overseas counterparts, although we don't think it's prejudiced to say the Latin mags reveal a slight bias to asses over tea kettles. Not that previously unknown (to us) hottie Nazarena Velez wouldn't fit right into a Zoo or Nuts spread. Perhaps it's finally time for the ball to start rolling on our foreign babe exchange program.

· Nazarena Velez - Maxim Argentina, Melita Toniolo & Laura Torrisi - Fox, Jessica Cirio - Hombre + Carolina "Pampita" Ardohain - Hombre (dailypoa.com)
· See also: Mari Cielo Pajares in Interviu (muyzorras.com)

Previously: This Week In Black Lad Mags: Liking Big Butts And Not Lying About It, This Week In Lad Mags Archive