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Your Ticket To Stardom Is Just Seven Minutes Away

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 31 Oct 2008 17:30:05 EDT

We've all watched pornos and thought, "Gee, that's not so hard... I could totally do that!" Well, kids, now's your chance to prove it. AVN has just announced their first ever Erotic Film Festival, a chance for unknown erotic filmmakers to make a name for themselves (and maybe make some cash in the process). Your seven minute film could be your ticket to a big studio deal. Just try to be creative, okay? Your pirates battling Sarah Palin while Eliot Spitzer barters for a hooker idea sounds great... but we have a feeling its been done.

· AVN Erotic Film Festival 2009 (avnfilmfest.com)
· Thumbnail star via Ask Jolene

No Virgin Suicides, Please, We're British: The Josh Hartnett Sex Tape (?)

Gram Ponante — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 21:30:30 EDT

While we're not sure if Josh Hartnett has made a good movie since "The Virgin Suicides," celebrity sex tape outlet Red Light District is offering $500,000 for the rights to distribute the apocryphal tape of the actor and an unidentified female friend (or "galpal") in a London hotel library.

No one connected with the actor said "It'll only have to sell, like, 20 copies to beat 'Hollywood Homicide'." (Well, maybe Defamer might have.) If the tape exists, our money is that it will be called "Member 2." Most shocking of all is they have libraries in English hotels?
· "Red Light District Offers $500,000 for Josh Hartnett Sex Vid (AVN.com)

So what's the buzz on the show floor of...

Fleshbot — Tue, 17 Jul 2007 11:32:40 EDT

So what's the buzz on the show floor of the AVN Novelty Expo this week? "We used to sell a 36-ounce size of lube and it didn't sell quite as well as some of our other sizes, but we still get requests for it ... But you could probably put out a five-gallon bucket, and some people would buy it." Hey, when your job depends on using as much lube as possible like ours does, you need all the economy-sized packaging you can get. (avn.com)

Meet Lela Star(r)

Fleshbot — Fri, 22 Jun 2007 12:36:25 EDT

If the fact that she was just signed as the newest Club Jenna contract girl weren't already a portent of her ambition and the splash she's about to make on the adult scene, Lela Star's nom de guerre (not to mention that cute tattoo on her right hip) should tell you everything you need to know about her potential—after all, she's not calling herself "Lela Supporting Player" or "Lela As Featured Girl #2", is she? (Though it probably wouldn't have made her any less hot if she had.) Now the only thing that she needs to do is to decide whether she's going to spell her name with two R's (as she does on her official website) or only one (like it appears in the AVN article-slash-press release announcing her Club Jenna gig or on her MySpace page.) Because in this business, branding is everything.

· Lela Starr (official site @ lelastarr.com)
· Lela Star (myspace.com)
· "Club Jenna Signs Lela Star" (avn.com)
· Club Jenna (clubjenna.com)