Fleshbot: straight, autoerotica

Naughty Buses Need Love Too

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 19 Feb 2009 17:30:01 EST

"Southland Tales" showed us SUV sex, "Rock of Love" has buses getting busy. There's a tiny bit of us that's turned on—and a much bigger part that never wants to ride the bus again.

· Bus Kamasutra(youtube.com, thanks J!)

Some Hot And Steamy Car-On-Car Action

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 04 Feb 2009 17:00:00 EST

Ever wonder what it would be like if cars could have sex with cars? Well, "Southland Tales" has done the research for you: witness the glory of some true autoerotica right here.

We've watched this clip a couple times now, and we're still not really sure what to make of it. On the one hand, it's truly fascinating to see the mechanics of car arousal and intercourse. On the other hand... well, we're sure there's someone out there who finds this arousing. And you know what? More power to them!

· SUV on SUV Sex (jalopnik.com)

Is That An F-150, Or Are You Just Happy To See Me?

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 27 Jan 2009 16:00:00 EST

Here at Fleshbot, we don't know too much about cars—we don't even have a driver's license. Good thing our pals at Jalopnik have all the advice you need about which cars will get you laid.

Of course, what we really want to know is how well these cars perform when you're actually getting laid—anyone want to go for a road test with us?

· The Top 11 Cars Of 2009 Most Likely To Get You Laid (jalopnik.com)
· Thumbnail: Auto hottie (allpremiumpass.com, via Ask Jolene)