Click Fore Play: All The Audioerotica You'll Ever Need

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 13:00:42 EDT

The world of sexual media is dominated by a few major forms: text, photo, and video. While we certainly appreciate those three forms—quite a lot, actually—we've often wondered why it is that audio porn doesn't get more play (so to speak). Sure, visuals are nice, and we always enjoy reading; but some days we just want to lay back, close our eyes, and be magically transported into a sexy story. Good thing we just found Click Fore Play, a collection of erotic audio plays. Try to imagine what those mid-twentieth century radio plays would have been like if they'd let the smut mongers on the air, and you should have a pretty good idea of what Click Fore Play is all about. Somehow, we have a feeling our morning commute is about to get a lot more interesting. After the jump, hear a sample story.

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· Click Fore Play (clickforeplay.com, via Regina Lynn)
· Thumbnail star via Ask Jolene

Listen Up: More Porn For The Blind

Jonnobot — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 13:43:32 EDT

While the concept of "porn for the blind" sounds like the setup for a punchline, the truth is that we've had a few occasions over the years to tell you about legitimate efforts to help the visually impaired enjoy all that hot smut those of us with normal vision take for granted. That said, we're not entirely sure this latest effort is entirely for real: aside from not believing anything this week, to us there's something faintly ridiculous about someone reading a detailed description of the visuals on a website like Big Sausage Pizza in the sort of soothing tones better suited to an accountant explaining capital gains tax. Still, we're aware that there's apparently an audience for this sort of thing, so who knows? And at the very least, an MP3 version of Big Tits Round Asses might be just the thing to get us through our next lengthy commute. (Much as we love Terry Gross, there's only enough "Fresh Air" we can take sometimes.)

· Porn For The Blind (pornfortheblind.org - thanks N.)
· Related: Who's Watching? A Profile of the Blind and Visually Impaired Audience for Television and Video (afb.org - thanks Joe)

Previously: Sounds Dirty: Redefining Aural Sex, One Moan At A Time

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Click Fore Play: All The Audioerotica You'll Ever Need

Listen Up: More Porn For The Blind