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Topless Carla Bruni To Be Auctioned In Germany

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 27 May 2009 13:00:00 EDT

Still annoyed that someone else snagged that naked photo of Carla Bruni? Well, good news: there's another one up for sale at Berlin's Villa Grisebach Auction.

Of course, given that the last photo of Carla sold for around $100,000, we don't expect that this one will be cheap. Don't have six figures to drop on a topless photo? We recommend firing up the printer and hanging a framed copy of this post on your wall. We're sure no one will know the difference.

· Topless Carla snap for sale (thesun.co.uk)

Vintage Madonna Nude Photo On Sale At Christie's

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 16 Jan 2009 16:30:01 EST

The alleged Katy Perry nude may be just a big old fake, but a very real nude photo of Madonna at twenty is on sale at Christie's and expected to fetch at least $10k.

Hmm... think Katy Perry would consider claiming the photo as genuine and splitting the profits with her good friend Fleshbot? Just a thought...

· Nude Photo of 20-Year-Old Madonna on Auction Block (nytimes.com, thanks B!)
· Christie's Lot 6/Sale 2139 (christies.com)

If you're the high bidder for this current...

Jonnobot — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 12:15:06 EDT

If you're the high bidder for this current eBay auction not only will you get to enjoy a dinner with the lovely Evelyn Win "at an upscale restaurant in the Los Angeles area", you'll also be helping the ASPCA fight animal cruelty and, perhaps even more importantly, will be able to tell all your friends that you had dinner with a real life porn star. You can even show up at that upscale restaurant in a giant Yeti costume if you feel like it! After all, it's not like Evelyn hasn't seen it all before. (ebay.com + hustlerworld.com)

Remember that naked Carla Bruni photo that...

Jonnobot — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 11:28:42 EDT

Remember that naked Carla Bruni photo that was up for auction at Christie's this week? Apparently, it ended up selling for a cool $91,000 ... which was still small change compared to the pair of Helmut Newton photos which went for $241,000. We told everyone they could've saved a lot of money simply by combing through the Fleshbot archives and using a good old laser printer, but does anyone listen to us? (Gawker)

In case you missed bidding on it the last...

Jonnobot — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 18:51:45 EST

In case you missed bidding on it the last time around, someone else is auctioning off another copy of that vintage "Barbra Streisand" porn film on eBay—this time with a relative bargain starting bid of $1,500 with proceeds going to a legal fund for victims of sexual molestation, (Though if you're feeling that charitable, we'd recommend just donating your money to a worthy cause outright—that was you won't have to watch someone who looks like Barbra Streisand having sex.) (ebay.com)

Despite the item description, we're not...

Fleshbot — Fri, 31 Aug 2007 13:05:12 EDT

Despite the item description, we're not entirely sure exactly what you'll receive should you happen to be the high bidder for this "Used Panties Of The Moustache Woman" auction currently up at eBay.it. We do know, however, that it's a rare chance to indulge two fetishes at the same time, so whatever you end up paying will be worth twice as much as what you paid for it. (indienudes.com)

eBay Item(s) Of The Week: Playboy's "Big Bunny" DC-9

Fleshbot — Tue, 19 Jun 2007 11:52:37 EDT

Sure, we've drooled over our fair share of eBay items before here on Fleshbot, but our collective glands are working overtime today after peeping this rather astounding one-of-a-kind collection of goodies related to Playboy's legendary 1970 "Big Bunny" DC-9 aircraft. Described in press materials at the time of its inaugural flight as "Hef's sky-high hutch" and "a floating bachelor pad", the "Big Bunny" was the ultimate in sexy jet-set fabulosity ... and now you have a chance to own the actual fiberglass panels from the original model of Hef's private quarters on the plane as well as a pile of ephemera related to the project (even if you'll have to go to London to pick them up if you're the lucky high bidder). As far as we're concerned, though, all those prototype stewardess uniforms would be worth the reserve price alone for the chance to make all our grooviest flight attendant cosplay parties something really special.

· "RARE HUGH HEFFNER (sic) PLAYBOY DC-9 BIG BUNNY INTERIOR PROTOTYPE AND EPHEMERA" (ebay.com)

Previously: The Playboy Legacy Collection: Classic Boobs For The Ages, Flesh Flicks: Another Serving Of Orgy Stew(ardesses), Wet Spots: Flying The Friendly Skies, "The Stewardesses: 3D"

Win a Date With Kylie Ireland And Ginger Lynn

Gram Ponante — Tue, 27 Mar 2007 23:00:00 EDT

Today's below-drinking-age porn starlets have fans, but advanced-in-dirtiness biker harlots Kylie Ireland and Ginger Lynn have fans. The pair are auctioning off a double date on eBay in support of their friend Nicki Hunter's medical expenses. The auction closes March 30. Hunter will also be the beneficiary of proceeds from A Very Special Porn Star Karaoke this evening in beautiful roadside Burbank.

Ireland and Lynn will not divulge the location of the dinner, or even if dinner will be eaten. - GP

· Win a Date with Ginger And Kylie (ebay.com)
· Nicki Hunter (nickihunter.com)
· Porn Star Karaoke @ Sardo's Bar (sardosbar.com)

Previously: Porn Valley Dispatch: Nikki Hunter Takes on Big C, Porn Valley Dispatch Archive