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Too Hot For TwitPic: Adrianne Curry's Naughty Cooking [Celebrity Skin]

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 15 Mar 2010 14:30:01 EDT

Color us not at all surprised: TwitPic deemed this shot—uploaded by model and Crush Object Adrianne Curry—to be too sexy to keep online. Good thing it got archived a bunch of other places before it disappeared. (Twitter, taxidrivermovie.com)

Shauna Sands's Personal Pics Leaked Online (Again) [Celebrity]

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 15 Mar 2010 10:30:00 EDT

Between last fall's sex tape and these new leaked photos, we're starting to get the feeling that lovely Shauna's not so good with keeping private things, ahem, private. Perhaps she needs a more secure password on her computer?

On the plus side (for Shauna, at least), these new private photos aren't particularly scandalous—indeed, the paparazzi have snapped more revealing photos than these. But, of course, it's the principle of the thing. Oh Shauna, what if it had been your banking information?

· The Very Private Photos of Shauna Sand (heymanhustle.craveonline.com)

Faye Reagan's Got Tights And Ass [Advertising]

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 13:30:01 EST

If there's anyone in the world who can convince us to don a pair of bring teal tights, it's Faye Reagan. (And we'd be even more eager to don them if she came with, winkwink.)

http://americanapparel.net/presscenter/ads/ad.aspx?i=7656

Butt, Butt, Butt [Advertising]

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 17:30:01 EST

Those sneakers that claim to tone your ass and legs while you're walking around? Total crap (though surprisingly popular!). This ad for Reebok's version of that nostrum? Totally transfixing (but hey, we like looking at asses). (copyranter.blogspot.com)

(Not) Megan Fox's Ass: Bazaar's Outtake, Fleshbot's Prized Possession [Celebrity]

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 14:30:01 EST

We know that this may be hard to believe, but someone actually took a photo of Megan Fox in the ass up position...and then didn't immediately run and out publish it. No, this gem was relegated to Bazaar's outtakes.

And people wonder why print is dying. You want to save magazines? Four words: more Megan Fox ass. (Granted, that's our solution to everything...but for good reason. It works!)

UPDATE: Oops, it appears we were misinformed and it's not Megan Fox. Nevertheless! It's still incredibly hot.

· Megan Fox (egotastic.com)

The Other Side Of Alessandra Ambrosio [Celebrity]

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 09 Mar 2010 12:30:01 EST

In our breast-obsessed society, Alessandra Ambrosio's top half receives a great deal of attention—often to the exclusion of the rest of her. Well, that ends today: Alessandra's ass will not be denied. Just try ignoring it. (dirtyrottenwhore.com)

Lindsay Lohan's Indecent Exposure Continues [Magazines]

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 03 Mar 2010 14:00:00 EST

Is Lindsay Lohan reading our minds or something? True, she hasn't officially announced a career as a lad mag model, but she is continuing to rack up sexy photo spreads for her portfolio. Can a career switch be far behind?

These photos—shot by Terry Richardson for Purple Magazine—are certainly a nice addition to a rapidly growing collection of Lindsay erotica. True, they're not the most revealing of photos, but sometimes a girl has got to tease a little (if you know what we mean).

· Lindsay Lohan in Purple (egotastic.com)

So Who Gets The First Sensual Massage? [Gratuitous Nude]

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 26 Feb 2010 13:15:00 EST

Nikkala Stott, Sam Cooke, Amii Grove, Peta Todd, and Vikki Blows (frontarmy.co.uk)

UK Paper Celebrates Butts Over Boobs [Polls]

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 23 Feb 2010 13:30:01 EST

In what was clearly not just an excuse to publish pictures of scantily clad women, The Sun announced that a poll of van drivers revealed that—contrary to popular belief—men prefer butts over boobs.

It remains to be seen what the related poll of compact car drivers revealed.

· Bottoms rear-ly are the best (thesun.co.uk)
· Thumbnail star: Boobie and bootylicious Gianna Michaels (incrediblecontent.com)

Pants: Who Needs 'Em? [Gratuitous Nude]

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 19 Feb 2010 11:45:00 EST

Kaylee Carver (frontarmy.co.uk)

Keri Hilson Is The Total Package [Celebrity]

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 11 Feb 2010 15:30:01 EST

Tits and ass—and not afraid to show off either, neither. And on top of all that, we hear she's a Grammy winner as well! Some women do really have it all. (celebrityodor.com)

If "Anal Is My Middle Name," Who Needs Enemies? [Pornofthemoment]

Gram Ponante — Wed, 10 Feb 2010 17:00:00 EST

Wait, that didn't come out right. What I meant to say was "If 'Anal Is My Middle Name,' what is my confirmation name?" This compilation featuring spirited backdoor entries by Harmony and Chayse Evans is a poopchute of pleasure.

Once, when I was young (I am now 23), I was on the set of a Lauren Phoenix movie and, while crossing the floor to get a better shot of the action, slipped in Ms. Phoenix's ass water. This is an occupational hazard that beats getting a girder to the head every time. Still, I kind of don't like watching anal sex.

But that is representative of the many contradictions that occur naturally in our lives, isn't it? Because I love women who like anal sex, and many are featured on this disc.

Particularly Harmony in a double penetration scene. Harmony is full-figured and milky-white, dressed in an ass-high pair of mesh stockings that become, er, soiled with exertions.

Then there is cover model Chayse Evans. Hers is the disc's only new scene and is located in the Bonus Features. For a moment I thought there had been the sort of 90's-era porn switcheroo in which the cover model was nowhere to be found in the movie, but my fears were allayed after I actually watched the whole movie.

Evans is a tattooed and vicious combination of Kirsten Price and Dana Vespoli, and she is hot like fire.

Other standouts on the disc include Dana DeArmond and Charlotte Vale, and I also liked the copious shots of labia in full flower.

· Vouyer Media (vouyermedia.com)
· Buy "Anal Is My Middle Name" (gamelink.com)

Curves In All The Right Places [Gratuitous Nude]

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 03 Feb 2010 15:45:00 EST

Nikki Sexx (elegantangel.com)

Imagining Amanda Seyfried Naked In "Big Love" [Tv]

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 13:00:00 EST

"Chloe" won't be in theaters until March—but for a hint of what Amanda Seyfried's nude scene has to offer, check out her stunning performance in this "Big Love" sex scene.

Watched the clip? Okay: now imagine that Amanda's thin, white top just a bit more seethrough...just seethrough enough so that it's not actually a top and she's completely naked. That's basically what "Chloe" is going to be like.

· "Big Love" (hbo.com)
· Amanda Seyfried in "Big Love" (deepatseavideos.blogspot.com)

American Apparel Wants To See Your Ass [Contests]

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 29 Jan 2010 13:00:00 EST

Your American Apparel clad ass, anyway. The company is on a search for the best (male or female) bottom in the world...and if you think you have the goods, you're welcome to throw your ass into the fray.

Don't think you have the goods? You're still welcome to browse through the entries and sit in judgment of everyone else. That's fun too, right?

· The Search for the Best Bottom in the World (americanapparel.net)

Pornstar Asses Return To Battle It Out Once More [Upcoming]

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 21 Jan 2010 17:30:01 EST

Once again, Elegant Angel has pitted ass against ass, forcing these nubile back ends to battle it out to the death (or orgasm). Who will win? We're not sure...but if we were a betting website, we'd say you. (elegantangel.com)

Mandates: "Look At That Big Ass 4" [Dvd]

Gram Ponante — Thu, 21 Jan 2010 11:30:01 EST

Sometimes we lose focus when the holidays are over and we need something to capture our attention. What better to unite our cranial hemispheres than the fleshy equatorial buttocks of bathtub Brazilians and their Japanese counterparts?

"Look At That Big Ass 4" is more than a compulsion; it's the first step in a journey. Each scene begins with someone regarding the asses in question, true, but by the end the ass possessor has more than likely got two cocks in her hands and a third in the wings.

The point is, as large as an ass is, it is never enough.

In general, the asses in this volume aren't the gym-taut kind; they are more the firm-but-malleable kind one gets when sex work isn't one's day job. They're more democratic that way, like an O. Henry story. These asses can be clung to when all else fails.

· Look at "Look At That Big Ass 4" (thirdworldxxx.com)

Venus Williams Shows Off At The Australian Open [Upskirt]

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 21 Jan 2010 10:30:00 EST

Well, well, well...it looks like someone forgot to bring her tennis underwear on her trip Down Under. That, or Venus has got some special tennis underwear that makes it look like her butt is revealed whenever she bends over. (taxidrivermovie.com)

Paris Hilton's Ass Cheek Popped In To Say Hello [Celebrity]

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 20 Jan 2010 12:30:01 EST

Well, this is quite the coincidence: we were literally just thinking about Paris Hilton's ass—and then, just like that, it pops up and says hi. It's like she's psychic or something. (taxidrivermovie.com)

Naughty, Naughty Girl [Gratuitous Nude]

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 19 Jan 2010 17:15:00 EST

Seren, Jessica and Hettie (frontarmy.co.uk)