It's easy to space out and start thinking some strange things; boobs are weird like that. They have a hypnotic power all their own. One minute you're in art school, gingerly shading in the areolae of the model at the front of the class, and the next time you blink, you're working for a porn blog... That ever happen to you?

· "Flick's Chicks" (2010) (imdb.com)
· Emily Linstrom :: Flick's Chicks (2010) (deepatseavideos.blogspot.com)

And, just to prove that he's a kindred spirit, his homepage offers a direct link to pervy pleasures, in the form of his PornArts portfolio. With a few clicks, you'll find yourself immersed in a corncupia of illustrated porn goodness: everything from mild cheesecakey pinup illlustrations to (what appear to be) escort cards and cum-covered girls on DVD box covers. It's a pervert's paradise, we tell you! (And for the record, it's worth noting that his non-porn portfolio isn't particularly safe for work—that's where we found the thumbnail for this post!)

· Von Victor (vonvictor.com.br, via #tips)

We truly think this is a marvelous role for Joli. Not that we think her taste in men would lead her to marry a murderous, lecherous, perhaps incestuous creep, or anything like that, we just know she's great on the stage. In fact, she was approached by one of the writers based on her burlesque performance at The Box!

Joli assures AVN that the production will have little in common with the infamous 1979 "Caligula" film. She says the director's vision is strong and fresh:

He wants to show the rise and fall of what humanity actually can be, which is, we all have a little bit of Caligula in us, which is hubris and decadence and the absolute id of the human mind, and while humans enjoy bedlam, there has to be a point where we all realize that hey, this is great and it's awesome, but fuck you, we can't do this all the time, this is pandemonium.

We're totally buying tickets.

· Justine Joli (justinejoli.com)
· Justine Joli Cast in Off-Broadway Take on Caligula (business.avn.com)
· Cover pic via Penthouse (penthouse.com)

Thin Line Between Art And Sex

Studio: Good Releasing
Director: Madison Young
Starring: Madison Young, Tyler Knight, Jiz Lee, Bella Rossi, Danny Wylde, Carl Hungus, Naga

Review by: Gram Ponante

If you are like me and Madison Young, you know that there is nothing truer than the concept of a "Thin Line Between Art And Sex." But, whereas I sexually inspire the horrors of Egon Schiele or Edvard Munch, Ms. Young is like a rich photo-negative Vermeer, with the dark browns replaced by her glowing reds.

Young wants nothing more than for you to know that she is an artist but, unlike other pornographers wishing the same for themselves, she is not an asshole about it. Instead, she assembles a group of downright personable and attractive people to share their views on art just before they have sex.

So we've got the delightful Jiz Lee telling us about her training as a dancer and her moonlighting as an arts administrator before she gives the business to the juicy Bella Rossi, then there's Tyler Knight, who talks engagingly and self-deprecatingly about the trials of being a writer.

We don't feel too bad for him, because he goes on to fuck Young in a greenhouse.

You're saying, "Grams, we've seen this over-earnest sort of pornography before."

No, you haven't. I'm just not describing it the right way.

Whereas those vaseline-lensed couples' instructional pornos will be heavy on the interviews and light on the sex, and more often than not tinged with the boorish presence of the host or, on the other hand, a JM Productions-style video will feature interviews that are meant to ridicule the star before she is gangbanged, "Thin Line" avoids both pitfalls and somehow gets its stars to say something interesting about themselves - enough for us to want to have them over for a barbecue - before launching into vigorous sex scenes, which helps us remember why they're paid for this sort of thing.

The vignettes that begin and end the movie are either a little over-or-undercooked, however, with an extended Dutch angle interview with Danny Wylde over a candle pentagram that opens the movie (the earnest Wylde gets to redeem himself with Rossi and Young) and a less-than-stellar bathroom performance by a Butoh dancer named Naga and her pre-"Lovely Bones" Peter Jackson-looking boyfriend.

But even he redeems himself, having adopted the "Big Lebowski" porn name Carl Hungus and claiming to be a "fifth-generation elephant painter." A full 40 seconds after having turned off the movie, I still can't decide if Hungus was kidding. That's Art.

So really, there is a lot going on in this movie, which can't be said for all of them. and to top it off, "Thin Line Between Art And Sex" is really good-natured, which always makes people look sexy.

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· You Can't Fuck Money (apneasblog.com)
· Supercult (supercult.com)

Though he's already recognized by Indie Nudes, we felt we needed to show him some love. After all, he shares so much with us: his home, his camera, his cock, and his faceless-yet-undeniably sexy wife (girlfriend? lady pal? trusting and intimate model?). Although most of the pictures seem to be black and white vagina shots, there are some interesting landscape nudes, hotel romps, and even hardcore (or not quite softcore) shots. We heartily suggest flipping through this selection we've provided you, and then checking out the rest of his work.

· Don Julian's Erotic Life (donjulian.co.uk)

It's really only a matter of time before friends, family, or loved ones start fiddling around with your phone and discover your big tit fixation. Thank goodness for Huxley King, a Nashville artist, who offers some illustrated nudes that are more aesthetically pleasing than graphically arousing. Three designs are available at the moment, but she promises to whip up more erotic wallpapers and art pieces. So keep one of these as a background and hide your hardcore stash elsewhere.

· Lots of iPhone Wallpapers (huxleyking.com)

Join James St. James as his Daily Freak Show inspects the offerings at the Dirty Show. Man, if only the MOMA featured stuff like this...

· James Goes to the Dirty Show (worldofwonder.net)

The online publication I Love Fake Magazine is based in the Netherlands, and it says on their website that they celebrate the spirit of youth. We may not know just what the "spirit of youth is" but we can get behind their methods. At the very least, this editorial about up-and-comer Rebecca Bex Fleetwood makes us feel young again.

· I Love Fake #16 | Rebecca Bex Fleetwood by Misha Taylor (fashiongonerogue.com)

Even though the Indian government isn't too keen on the mellifluous MILF, French publisher Editions Blanche felt the horny housewife would fit right in with their brand of erotic literature. The first book is "Bollywood in Love- les Aventures de Savita Bhabhi," 96 pages of glorious, glossy comic book porn. While Amazon.com may not carry it, their French counterpart does. Oh, France. You're so helpful!

· Savita Bhabhi finds asylum in France! (hindustantimes.com)
· Savita Bhabhi's new internet home: Kirtu.com (kirtu.com)

Ostensibly a typography project, "Sade for Fonts Sake" is a CD loaded up with a suite of fonts (for Mac, Windows, and Linux, folks). But these are no ordinary fonts, mind you. Load up "Oh Bishop X" and type the letter a—what appears onscreen is not, in fact, the letter a, but rather "stop,".

Type abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz1234567890- and you're given:

stop, closer, tighter, wider, there, higher, enough, deeper, shutup, hold it, wake up, stay, harder, turn, rise down, no—bend, come, don't, wrong, stoop, open, sit, shhh, slow, cry,

You get the picture.

Some of the fonts, like Oh Bishop X and Oh Justine, are based on characters from novels by Sade; others take inspiration from more contemporary figures, like Michael Lucas and Monica Lewinsky. It's fascinating to see how each character transforms the alphabet (and other words)—how each of us puts on our spin on what is, ultimately, a very universal experience.

· Buy Sade for Fonts Sake (amazon.com)
· National Philistine (nationalphilistine.com)
· Thumbnail: Sasha Grey, just because (nsgalleries.com, via Ask Jolene)

Earlier this week, we watched as Tom Byron wrestled with a new addiction with breasts... vicariously through Derrick Pierce's penis. The way we see it, we need to help Tom out. Some people might suggest sending him through a twelve-step tit program and cleaning him up, but it's really more fun to sink to his level. With that in mind:

Write an ode to big breasts. I think we all know how this one goes, so an example isn't really necessary. For consistency's sake, here's a quick haiku on the topic:

Big Tit Fixation,
If only nipples had sight:
Eye contact achieved.

Not my finest work, but you get the idea.

You can write the ode however you choose. Haiku, limerick, sonnet, story, anecdote, pledge of allegiance, whatever; but keep it short and sweet.

Post your entries in the comments section. In one week, we'll give the winner a hot dose of Vitamin-B(oob) with his or her very own copy of Big Tit Fixation!

And now this week's winner must be named. As always, the entries were lovely, and deeply honest. We especially appreciate the chutzpah SexyHard put into the slew of limericks he wrote (and we hereby pledge to have more poetry contests). But we're going to have to give the grand prize sueslovemaster for his redecorating game:

College in the late 70s... how to stand out from all the guys competing for the most limited of resources: willing females. Bright idea: cover every surface of the rented bedroom with aluminum foil. Ceiling. Windows. Walls. Dresser. Door.

It worked but I still get ribbed by the surviving college buddies.

How did that possibly work? We desperately want to hear the details.

Anyway, congratulations, sueslovemaster! You have skipped the lines, passed the velvet rope, and the free copy of "Sexclusive # 2" is all yours. We'll be contacting you through your profile page to let you know how to claim your prize.

· Carmella Bing, star of "Big Tit Fixation," via Big Tit Boss (realitykings.com)

We know, it's pretty old news, but it's relevant. Furthermore, it's a really catchy song. Furthermore, that second girl has boobs so large that the censor bar barely covers it, and that's something everyone can enjoy.

· Make The Girl Dance Baby Baby Baby (youtube.com)

That's just fine by us. Everyone knows we've always supported fashion that accentuates nudity, rather than hides it. Take a note, fashion designers: this is what we're into. (The hat is also nice.)

· Adriana Lima See Through Runway (dirtyrottenwhore.com)

On Wednesday, we all watched Ashlynn Brooke's adventure through the kitchen of doom (and aproned boobs). As we all know, Ashlynn's been extremely bold throughout her luxurious career. With that in mind, we ask you to describe Ashlynn's next Indiana Jones-esque adventure. Here's how it works:

Imagine Ashlynn Brooke's next movie as if she were Indiana Jones. Simple enough, right? For example:
"Ashlynn Brooke and the Kingdom of the Crystal Dildo" (Thanks, Lux!)
Feel free to fill in some key plot points, but keep in mind brevity is always best.

Post your entries in the comments section. We'll let you know our favorite next week, and the would-be filmmaker will win a copy of Ashlynn Brooke's Adventures in Sex!

Last, but not least, we have to declare a winner in the "House of Ass 11" Contest. Many thanks to everyone who entered. All of the limericks were brilliant, funny, and—most importantly—insightful. derekuw, for example, had a tri-limerick about entering the House of Ass that reminded us of Paradise Lost, but in reverse. We loved the quick punchiness of bokkimanko's limerick, especially the line about "weapons of ass destruction." You are all magnificent writers.

However, the Grand Prize goes to...
boodie4daze!

Here's the award-winning poem:

O' smack on that proud bulbous mass
As it juts from this tramp stamped lass
She backed that shit up
Like a down-facing pup
And I painted one big House of Ass

I feared, in a manner of speaking
That the neighborhood might tend toward reeking
But when I got round the bend
And approached the rear end
The House of Ass was above all critiquing.

Congratulations! Enjoy your well-earned copy of "House of Ass 11" and all that it symbolizes. We'll be contacting you through your profile page to let you know how to claim your prize.

· Fancy, foxy Ashlynn via AshlynnBrooke.com (nsgalleries.com)

Brad Tinmouth gives his gift to art history majors everywhere: Girls In Front Of Art. Mr. Tinmouth graciously erased everything that isn't museum-worthy (though you can see the original image when you scroll over it). Now that hot girl spread-eagled on the bed won't distract you from the Van Gogh on the wall. Enjoy.

Everyone else: naked amateur girls over here!

· Girls In Front Of Art (girlsinfrontofart.com)

Earlier this week, we showed you a clip from "Tom Byron's House of Ass 11" with the lovely Jessica Bangkok breaking out her bodacious bottom. Use that ass as your muse and create a poem with as much vibrance and bounce as that body part we keep talking about. Here are the rules:

Describe your first trip to the House of Ass. What did you do? Who did you meet? What is the house like? Was it, perhaps, haunted?

All entries must be in the form of a limerick. For those of you who aren't familiar with the style, here's an example entry (from an unnamed source):

Approaching the great House of Ass,
I cut a quick path through the grass.
The House said, "You boob!
Don't step on my pubes!"
And now I can't enter. Alas!

Post your entries in the comments section. We'll let you know our favorite next week, and the author will win a copy of House of Ass 11!

· Literary babe: Jessica Bangkok (realitykings.com)