Why settle for a single lover when you can have two instead? You would have thought this kind of logical, more ecumenical approach to sex would have reared it's beautiful head in America, the home of buy one get one free, of fast food supersizing, of Costco.

The Beach Boys initially promised us we could all have two girls for every guy, which seemed really nice of them, until Charlie Manson had to go and pick all the petals off the Flower Power generation and ruin the deal. Thanks Uncle Charlie for being the last one out of the Summer of Love party in the Sixties and turning off the lights on the way out of the door! Americans wandered around as a society confused and embarrassed most of the next two decades until porn became it's cool but dirty secret with the advent of the VCR. Slowly since then the French term for threeway love has made it's comeback as well.

Sin City first introduced us to its epic homage to the triangle of lust a little over a year ago. It was immediately hailed as a victory for civilization by Not Carla Bruni and several other porn parody icons. "Menage A Twat : Part Deux" picks up roughly where its predecessor left off, bearing witness to the dream of having uncensored threeway love with girls like Ariana Jollee, Barbara Summer, Brooke Banner, Dani Woodward, Daryn Darby, Delilah Strong, Georgia X, Goldie Coxx, Jessica Jammer, Maya Gates, Penny Flame, Persia DeCarlo, Sativa Rose, Savannah Stern, Tiffany Taylor, Venus, and Jay Star. It's a smorgasbord of girls using their hearts, and other loving organs, to bring pleasure back to America in the way we all once dreamed would be possible—in great and terrible excess.

America may be late to this party, but we're happy to bring enough supplies to keep it going all night long. Yeah, we're like that guy who shows up at eleven fifty nine but shows up with three strippers, a case of cold Corona's, a sack of limes, a bottle of Patron, a blunt, six Magnums, and a flare gun. Now that's the American way of showing some love!

"Menage A Twat : Part Deux" releases next week from Sin City films, but you can see a little of its gooey goodness in our exclusive sneak peek gallery below. Have a safe and sticky weekend!

Unfortunately, Ariana hasn't returned our calls for months, so our dreams of erotic alone time will probably go unfulfilled for a quite awhile yet. But we'll always have this video clip, right?

Of course right.

· Buy "Mistaken Identity" (gamelink.com)
· Adam & Eve (adameve.com)

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Ariana Jollee


Joanna Angel

Nina Hartley

Daphne Rosen (kellyfind.com)

Whitney Stevens (kellyfind.com)

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