Using their secret spy tools (like IMBD), the crack sleuths over at High on Sex have dug up the truth about Ms. Dark and her (not so) secret past. Anita was born (into porn) a brunette with 34D breasts—and some rather notable areolas, too. In addition to loving the cock, she was also known to love one Anita Blond, whom she often performed with—hence the name Anita Dark (get it?).

But apparently things weren't so rosy for Ms. Dark—early in her career, she decided to go under the knife, receiving surgery to reduce both the size of her breasts and her areolas. Years later, she took things even further, dying her hair blonde and refusing to perform in boy girl scenes. No one knows why this was, but we suspect it may have had something to do with a traumatic snake attack that occurred on the set of one of her hardcore films.

There's just one thing we want to know—if Anita was so bent on changing herself, why did she keep the same name? This may just be one part of the conspiracy that's just too deep to uncover.

· The Shifty Anita Dark (highonsex.blogspot.com)