"The media is like the weather, only it's man-made weather." Mickey Knox, Natural Born Killers

It seems like only yesterday that professional super golfer Tiger Woods was on top of the world. Then came the fall. The rest is, as they say, tabloid history. Even as we write this, the number of alleged mistresses continues climb more rapidly than an early stage venereal infection racing towards seroconversion. Mirroring this rapid growth phase like a tiny microcosm are the number of porn parody spin off's, a walking zombie apocalypse of poorly constructed parody essentially holy unbirthed by the toxicity of the media event. The fact that two of the accusing mistresses are actually porn (escort) stars means that this twisted fairy tale was guaranteed to devolve into a living breathing simulacrum of Baudrillardian proportions no matter what happened—a sexual carnival colliding into demented Disneyland for adults.

Out of this mess, one parody dared to rise above the rest, labeling themselves the official Tiger Woods porn parody and claiming the controversy from day one. That movie was "Tyler's Wood" from Adam & Eve. Directed by the ubiquitous David Lord, the parody de jour was the final contract movie for blonde sex goddess Kayden Kross before moving over to Digital Playground. Shot at the outset of the uproar, when news reports were adding details hour by hour, making the script an evolving work in progress, production did not wrap until the wee hours of Christmas Eve.

But can something born out of hype, wrapped in hyperbole, and spoon fed to the masses ever live up to its reputation? We'd like to think it just might, but in the end only you can decide. Which is why we're going to refrain from too much commentary, leaving these exclusive pictures that only Fleshbot has to speak for themselves. We will, however, leave you with the scene order, so that you can work out who did what to whom.

"Tyler's Wood" stars Kayden Kross fucking Evan Stone, as well as Diana Doll. It also has Tyler Knight having a magnificent threeway with Andi Anderson and Richelle Ryan before making sweet, dirty, orgasm inducing love to Natasha Nice. It is available now via the interwebs and VOD and will be out on DVD before you know it. Let us know what you think.

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Studio: Adam & Eve
Director: Andre Madness
Cast: Bree Olson, Missy Stone, Andi Anderson, Kristina Rose, Rebeca Linares, James Deen, Evan Stone, Tommy Gunn, Mick Blue, Danny Mountain

Bree Olson, Supreme Commandress of this ass-hungry quintet of space ladies, kicks things off with a visit to the home of Mick Blue. Wielding a large machine gun yet remaining totally silent, Bree still manages to convey her desires - and thank goodness for that. Once the ass-play begins Bree sheds the silent treatment, imploring Mick for a taste of cock then coaxing him directly into an anal plunging.

Next comes Kristina Rose, who comes... and comes... with the help of Tommy Gunn. In this scene there are plenty of fullscreen close-ups - giving us eyefuls of quivering, dripping cock, cunt, and ass. Following is Andi Anderson, who, together with James Deen, displays some rousing couch acrobatics... with enough dirty talk and cum to both impress and satisfy. The beautiful Rebeca Linares, paired with Evan Stone, and Missy Stone with Danny Mountain complete the lineup, bringing us in at just over two hours of solid ass-lovin'.

Described as a "campy, outer-space sex comedy," Bree's Anal Invasion doesn't disappoint... If you're into anal in abundance, this flick's for you. And with an extensive bonus features section offering up goods such as a bonus sex scene (showcasing Dan Silver's "Beautiful Anal Divas 2"), a photo gallery, interviews, outtakes, and an intriguing look behind the scenes, there's enough here to keep anyone happily occupied for hours. Another winning combination for Andre Madness and the relentless Bree Olson.

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Ashley Jensen, Andi Anderson, Dakoda Brookes, Lexi Belle, Allyssa Hall, and last (but far from least) Kagney Linn Karter may sound like a teen dream teen of sexy young sluts—but for Jules Jordan, it's just another day on the job. How can you not love this guy after all he's given us?

There's not a single girl in this cast who doesn't absolutely blow our minds once she's stripped naked and swallowing up rigid tool with her mouth and other available pleasure giving holes. That being said, we're in major lust with Dakoda Brookes. It's gotta be the combination of those hypnotic eyes matched with that amazing bubble. Watching super male performer James Deen and his partner-in-crime Jerry pump this sweet young harlot full of cock is like breathing in a huge gulp of fresh air after being held under water too long. All we're saying is that everything seems suddenly clear when we see her double stuffed.

If we're in lust with Dakoda, words fail to describe how we feel about rising starlet Kagney Linn Karter, whose beautifully cartoonish curves erotically clash with her baby doll face and ravenous hunger for man meat. Watching her in action is like watching Shakespeare compose a sonnet, only far messier and, to be fair, far more rewarding for us.

"Slut Puppies 3" releases from Jules Jordan Video September 15th—but since we're tight you can check out our advance pics now. Welcome back!

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Coming in only behind Cheerleaders, Nurses, Psychiatrists, Lunch Ladies, Flight Attendants, Bikini Models, Strippers, Escorts, Used Car Saleswomen, Postal Service Workers, News Reporters, Waitresses, Sword Swallowers, Circus Performers and Rap Music Video Vixens, Nannies represent a seriously prurient vocation ripe with sexual innuendo and possibility. In one sense, they remind us of legal teen babysitters, but better, since they live with you and constantly seem to be wandering around with their breasts hanging out of their tiny little tops, their skin tight panties clinging seductively to their round, bubbled asses. Who could blame us for wanting to dip into the cookie jar?

Andi Anderson, Britteny O'Connell, Jenna Haze, Kiara Diane, and Nicole Ray seem like they have what it takes to watch over the kids while their parents are away. That is, until closer inspection reveals them for what they really are: ravenous cock sluts intent on demolishing marriages in the pursuit of cheap (but oh so satisfying) thrills. Truth be told, these ladies seem to have little to no desire to watch after kids—and all the desire in the world to practice making them. There's less vetting involved in this hiring process than the GOP put into find a running mate for McCain last year.

Now that we think of it, there really ought to be a better way to select candidates to watch your children, or at the least a grading system from one to ten on the potential home wrecker scale. Seeing as how they put labels on everything from hot coffee to ladders these days, it only stands to reason that they give these girls some kind of rating. Jenna Haze definitely needs a warning label. Just looking at her posing naked with her sweet ass up in the air—it's enough to cause increased heart rate, sweating, chills, raging erections, and irrational behavior (and that's before the little minx starts taking miles of pipe up her every tiny pliable hole).

And don't get us started on Kiara Diane, who literally is one of the best looking women we have ever seen in porn—at least since Stoya. The haunting beauty possesses an equally supernatural ability to take cock in her tight pink juicy hole that leaves us at rigid attention. We keep telling you all to expect great things from Kiara. So far she has yet to disappoint us.

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The veteran performer morphed into one of our favorite gonzo directors a few years back, and we've been mesmerized by his work ever since. This week he's captivating us with his latest Red Light District release "Smothered N' Covered 8" which stars his partner—the stunning Francesca Le—along with Andi Anderson, Lynn Love, Thea Marie, and Anita Blue.

Francesca Le partners off for a scintillating romp with Steven French that caught our attention. First she covered his entire face with her luscious ass and pussy, then she used him like a toy for her own pleasure. Watching the raven-tressed seductress with the perfect rack take apart the Frog with such passion is a treat.

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Michael Stephano pulls a real performance out of Lynn Love's bubbled cheeks, making her like it along the way. Her babyface is more than enough to keep us captivated. Then Talon nails the ever surprised looking Andi Anderson, whose excessive plastic surgery actually managed to distract us momentarily from her gorgeous pink gash. Don't get us wrong. We'd still let her sit on our face and wrap her collagen around something erect while we blissfully struggled for air. That goes for the rest of the female cast as well.

"Smothered N' Covered 8" drops today. Grab a copy and a snorkel, kiddies. Welcome to summer!

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And so another Alexander Devoe title is born, launching from the shores of Jules Jordan Video out into a world hungry for interracial tales featuring unnaturally endowed men with cruel appetites for tiny and unyielding orifices.

And just who is this Rico the Destroyer? Is he a product of blight and sprawl, born into the harsh realities bred by the underbelly of laisez faire capitalism and forced to fight his way out of the ghetto using the only advantages life gave him—in this case a thirteen inch fuck stick and a ravenous hunger for horny white girls possessed with insatiable jungle fever?

Or is he just another Johnny Cum Lately exploiting racial myths and stereotypes, playing up to our baser fears and desires and using them to create the character of Rico the Destroyer? In other words, is he simply posing as a ruthless misogynistic thug, a la Ice Berg Slim, when in fact he has the heart of a tender Buddhist monk and the business acumen of Donald Trump? Is this an act Jack? Are his street creds affected to play up his animalistic virility?

In all honesty, to some degree, they probably are. The truth is that we may never know. For all intents and purposes we have to take it at face value, or ignore it completely, and it is pretty hard to ignore a thirteen inch black cock waving in your face. Like it or not, Rico commands your attention. You simply cannot look away once you've caught a glimpse of this monster.

If we suspend our disbelief at the routine and pass off the comic book villain meets gangsta rapper bravado, we are left with over two hours of viciously entertaining hardcore footage, which is more than enough to keep us contentedly distracted. The rest we will allow you to decide for yourselves.

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Andi Anderson, Austyn Summers, Brooke Adams, Heather Starlet, and Mindy Lynn are all girls who have taken the plunge. They fuck for the money and they don't care who knows it. And these days, who can blame them? More and more, as the financial conditions ruling our daily lives mercurially swerve between impossibly dour and implausibly dire, the idea of making a little extra income on the side using what God gave you seems less shocking and more like simple economics.

Still, along the way these girls seem to find some earnest joy in their labors, with Wood's subtle abilities as a director bleeding through the doldrums of the mechanics of porn making and elevating the performances the way painkillers lift the spirit. Once again, he shows his taste for fresh talent is well aligned with our own, selecting a wide variety of different but equally hot new girls and coupling them with partners they are actually interested in fucking. The results? Extraordinary. This is exactly what we've come to expect from Mark Wood.

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Anacondas And Lil' Mamas 4: The Naughty Nurse Edition

Studio: Depth Entertainment Family
Director: Johnny Depth
Cast: Austin Taylor, Andi Anderson, Melrose Foxxx, Renee Kisses, Jada Stevens, Ace, John E. Depth

Review by: Gram Ponante

I didn't really know what I was facing, exactly. Were the Lil' Mamas to be spinners or actual moms? Was a Lil' Mama here a woman who, like many women, was physically smaller than men? And how did the nurses get into it? Were they little? Moms? Women?

Turns out the Lil' Mamas were neither moms nor necessarily small, and they all had some connection to the healthcare field.

Austin Taylor, for example, was a veterinarian's assistant who was lured to John E. Depth's house after hours ostensibly to heal his "pet." It was an anaconda.

Attempting to pick up LPN Melrose Foxx outside her clinic, Depth is at first brushed off. But she calls him an hour later, saying that her man has a small penis. Depth wants to come over, but Foxxx plays him again, saying she doesn't know him that way. Finally they get together.

"Let the snake spit," Depth says. Snake? It was an anaconda.

Next comes cute as hell nursing student Renee Kisses, duped by Depth to provide services for his friend, Ace, who has no health insurance. What kind of services? Anaconda services.

"That's good shit right here," observes Ace. Not up to par with "Let the snake spit," but he does what he can.

Scene four appears to be the first one in the movie where the gang could spring for an actual hoispital room set. Depth, who hurt his leg playing basketball, comes onto his nurse, the tiny, yellow-haired Jada Stevens.

"I think you took my pain away," says Depth, after letting the anaconda spit.

Finally, home health aide Andi Anderson stops by to comfort Depth, who is here seen rocking back and forth like he's in Anaconda Interrupted. What can I tell you? He fucks her.

This is a fun movie with just enough setup to satisfy its title and just enough silliness to make what could have been a run of the mill movie something that could be remembered at this writing, a full 45 minutes later.

Whatever you do, don't forget to let the snake spit.

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But couldn't there be another adjective to modify "Anal" to make it less judgmental and exclusionary? Connoisseurs and aficionados of anal sex need to get out of their ghetto and accept that what they are doing is not only easy and fun but noble, beautiful, and a way to maintain virginity.

Sorry to mix metaphors, but I place the blame for the demonization of the anus squarely on the shoulders of the pro-Vagina lobby.

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Well, maybe that's not exactly how he would describe "The Brother Load," but trust us when we tell you that we see some ominous parallels between the works.

Take, for examplem the scintillating opening scene, where we watch our favorite dirty little angel Jenna Haze take yet another ball draining drilling deep up into her lusciously pink crevices. Clearly it is meant to mirror the way Paris absconded with Helen so he could have her all to himself, greedy bastard that he was. He paid the price, but who wouldn't be willing to weather the anger of the king of gonzo porn for a few stolen hours of indescribable pleasure with one of the hottest, most insatiable sluts the world has ever known?

And then there is the way CJ Wright literally dominates a stunned and breathless Serra Paylin Lisa Ann, which is not entirely dissimilar to the way King Agamemnon had his way with lovely young Chryseis when she became his most treasured prize. That's pretty much how we'd describe getting to nail Lisa Ann: valuable beyond measure.

Which leads us to believe that the six man gangbang that young Cecilia Vega lovingly endures in her lubricious drooling holes, with six throbbing one-eyed monsters spitting hot milky cream on her as a reward for all her sexy work, could only be a Cyclops allegory about racial transcendence, right?

Which brings us to the end of our lesson today on Greek Poetry. Just to recap here, "The Brother Load," stars Jenna Haze, Lisa Ann, Kylee Reese, Andi Anderson, Tori Black, and Cecilia Vega. It's from Chris Streams and Jules Jordan Video, and comes out at the end of this week, but we wanted you to see this goodness now. Happy Monday!

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