Of course, with every blessing comes an attendant curse; for sewn into the sugary linings of immeasurable pleasure are the bitter, thorny stitches of opulent sorrow. Such is the heavy, inescapable weight of Samsara—and our abnormally endowed friend Boz knows this better than anyone. Despite having the kind of cock most men would kill to possess, and a line around the block of horny women of every imaginable flavor just begging to take a ride on it, still he must attempt to fulfill his pledge of literally fucking the world. Our heart goes out to the poor guy.

In his second release from Digital Sin, "Boz Does Them All! Volume 2," he courageously plunges his magical mangina deep into the hot, plush wetness deep at the pink centers of Satine Phoenix, Mina Lee, Presley Staxx, Bella Ling, Katrina Angel, Alyssa Dior, Carmella Santiago, Morning Star, Hailey Young, Ashli Orion, and Nikki Vee. With history as his witness, along with a dedicated following of unabashed fans, he furiously pumps away, never for a moment thinking of his own needs and desires.

We don't know if he sees a chiropractor in between sessions, or if he does a lot of stretching. We do know that he utilizes levity in between splitting luscious ladies open, if his coy coital expressions are any indication, to lighten his Herculean task. From all of us here at Fleshbot, thanks, man. We get it.

"Boz Does Them All! Volume 2" comes out this week from Digital Sin, but feel free to gawk in awe at the gallery we provided for you anyway.

· New Sensations (newsensations.com)

New research from the Ivy League medical college has shown that having a fat ass and hips can actually protect women from certain diseases. Fat-bottom girls have a lower risk of Type II Diabetes and high blood pressure, but the pear-shape here is key. Women who carry, proportionally, most of their fat in their midsections are more likely to develop diabetes and heart disease. Scientists suspect that these may be two different kinds of fat, and further research is needed.

In the meantime, we will follow the advice of Doctor Mix-a-Lot and "shake that healthy butt."

Via The Daily News. (nydailynews.com)

Photo courtesy of Big Butt Hunt - Alyssa Dior.

In light of America’s recent election, and its historic shattering of racial barriers, we’d like to tell you that Shane Diesel’s latest Digital Sin release "I Can’t Believe I Took The Whole Thing 17" is the porno equivalent of such a title—righting social injustices and overturning negative stereotypes with his supernatural endowment—but that would be wrong. Very, very wrong. If anything, it’s more like the 17th volume of the porno version of King Kong... well, after Kong climbs down the Empire State Building and moves to Texas to settle down on a polygamist ranch with his barely legal white Mormon wives, that is.

Volume 17 features eager beauties Leenuh Rae, Kirra Lynne, Madaline, Leona Dulce, Daphne Flor, and Alyssa Dior riding Diesel in performances that play more at blackface revival than any sort of racial transcendence. Laying your massive black erection up and over the face of a pretty young white girl—literally—is one thing, but having your models feign terror or shock is another. We’re not suggesting that it’s not entertaining (far from it!), just that it plays to the prejudices of a certain crowd with the same effect of, say, speaking Geechee. (Though we’re pretty sure that was the general idea—to call a spade a spade, as it were. No pun intended.)

Admittedly, this is no "Do The Right Thing." It’s not even close to "Girl 6." Still, with over three hours of hard, throbbing goodness crammed tightly into this juicy little package, you’re sure to find something that helps liberate your inner demons, right? If this is what it takes for some of you to ease your racial tensions and finally let it all go, we understand.

"I Can’t Believe I Took The Whole Thing 17" hits the nation this week. Act accordingly.

· Digital Sin (digitalsinsations.com)

While we'd love to say that the folks at Vengeance XXX drew upon this illustrious creative lineage in producing "Beauties and the Beast 2". the fact is that this is not so much a sequel as a full-blown reimagining of the source material. To say the (very) least.

In fact, they don't even pretend that there's a story here: "Beauties and the Beast 2" merely cribs a famous title and goes straight to the meat of the matter by pitting Boz’s monstrous unit against the likes of hapless beauties Bella Ling, Alyssa Dior, Lana Violet, Britney Stevens, and Carmella Santiago. Who needs all that tedious expository dialogue anyway?

Nevertheless, "Beauties and the Beast 2" still functions as a sort of porn fairy tale by showing us that monsters really do exist ... and there really are beauties out there capable of taming them. In fact, everyone winds up with a happy ending after all—happy and sore, that is. But still happy!

• "Beauties and the Beast 2" (.wmv trailer @ newsensations.com)
• Vengeance XXX (vengeancexxx.com)
• Photos courtesy Digital Sin/New Sensations (newsensations.com)