Studio: JM
Director: Jim Powers
Cast: Allison Pierce, Kendra Secrets, Anjanette Astoria, Noname Jane, Anita Blue

Review by: Gram Ponante

There is a filter over the opening credits of Jim Powers' Big Things In Small Places movie "Overstuffed 9" that makes it look as if the camera lens is spotted with blood and something brown that we'll call dirt.

But then, you never can tell with Powers movies, because "Overstuffed 9" turns out to be as sunny as it is horrifying, because five bright and cheerful women seem to have a great time stuffing things inside themselves that might divert a mighty Western river.

First is Allison Pierce, who is seen tottering down a Porn Valley road in need of a ride. Luckily Powers and minion Johnny Thrust are right there to help. Pierce stumbles into the back seat, where she finds a pile of oversized sex toys. Eventually, of course, she asks (and is not commanded) to use them, which she does.

The sight of Pierce strenuously vaginally inhaling a window-mounted dildo while San Fernando Valley traffic goes by is glorious.

Then we meet the delicious petit-MILF Noname Jane, basking by the pool. At one point she uses her foot to hammer a dildo into herself. She is an American Original.

In a movie like this one, sometimes a consumer feels a little safer when there is a hint of plot. The next scene features Anita Blue devising a way to "stretch (my) ass out for Big Willie when he comes back from Iraq." Cue a baseball bat in the ass.

Anjanette Astoria and Kendra Secrets fill up the rear (literally), but by that time this reviewer was on his way to Sport Chalet.

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There are more real-life porn couples than you'd think; people who fuck other people for money or kicks but keep that special, mortgage-sharing relationship at home. Lynn LeMay puts together a few of these couples in a movie that isn't afraid to equate spousal bickering with foreplay.

What is charming about the movie is that these real-life couples are asked to walk through basic pornic scenarios, and each in their turn bring something real to a genre that is routinely forgiven for its unreality.

An abundantly oiled Jack F., who is revealed to have a corresponding tattoo with his mate, Darryl Hanah, sexes her up. I don't remember what the pretext was, but that's the great thing about being married - you can find context anywhere!!

Then there's Natasha Nice and Mateo. You don't know why or how they are together, but you assume they are, and that makes this standard-issue couch-based scene worthwhile. Why? Because you're thinking: Hey! They both switched to Geico at the same time!!

Finally, Allison Pierce and partner Sebastion (that's how they spell it in the credits) engage in a heated tryst in the same room as scenes 1 and 3. That's OK, because she's wearing high heels. LeMay has really hit on something here, in that she can put together a movie that hits all the marks necessary for a porn film but that is otherwise unremarkable, save for one thing: we feel we know something about the cast, and in light of that everthting seems so much more natural.

Maybe Allison Pierce does wear high heels to bed....

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