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Splosh A Girl: When You Care Enough To Send The Very Best

Violet Blue — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 17:31:41 EST

Giving a girl a box of chocolates for Valentine's day is so over; according to what we're finding in all the sweet free samples at Splosh A Girl, what a girl really wants for Valentine's Day is for you to take that heart-shaped box, melt down the contents, and then douse her with it both literally and liberally. There's something so cheery, so right-with-the-world about seeing how silly and giggly and smiley the amateur girls here get when they're pied, slathered with sauce and smeared with all kinds of custard and slippery confections that it's impossible for us not to want to try it ourselves. Except now we can't find the interns ...

· Splosh A Girl (sploshagirl.com)

Previously: Flesh Flicks: Splosh Me!

Splish-Splash Photoplay of the Moment: "Squirts Ilustrated"

Gram Ponante — Wed, 25 Jul 2007 19:33:30 EDT

Director Axel Braun once famously (or at least said he) insured his squirt-coaxing hands with Lloyd's of London. Now, leaving the squirt harvest to others, Braun has delivered an energetic, if not always moist, movie.

Join us for snaps and rap after the gap.

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"I didn't know Mandy Patinkin was in this movie!"
No, but this guy is trying to evince some kind of pointilist representation a la George Seurrat through the medium of squirting.

Since Hustler keeps its copy writers shackled somewhere in the parking structure of the LFP building (that they have to pay to park in), we don't know who came up with the following descriptions of this female ejaculation/peeing/whatever epic:

"Gwen loves a stiff dick followed by a good gush!"
"Katrina can't stop spewing love juice!"
and, in desperation: "Bianca likes to splish-splash!"

Regardless, now our interns at Fleshbot West quiver in fear with our repeated cries of "Mach splishsplash!"

Not all of the ladies featured let fly gushes of "love juice"; some, like Bianca Dagger, merely emit a light sheen, if anything. Gwen Diamond and Jamie Tyler make up for this, however, but often have to do the job themselves.

· Hustler (hustler.com)
· Buy "Squirts Illustrated" (gamelink.com)

Amanda Beard's Playboy Spread Leaves Us Soaked

Dashiell Bennett — Fri, 08 Jun 2007 14:34:05 EDT

When your job description consists of wearing skintight swimsuits and being wet all the time, you get to used to having people staring at you. So it isn't going too far off the deep end for a gold medal-winning swimmer like Amanda Beard to lose the one-piece and bare it all for Playboy. The current Olympic champion in the breaststroke (tee-hee) is the covergirl for the Rabbit's July issue and the star of a much-anticipated pictorial inside. As is always the case when a female athlete takes it off for the cameras, there's been much handwringing about role models and girl power and the cheapening of her athletic accomplishments, but the real scandal is how she can pose for over a dozen nude photos, yet there isn't one clear cut, full-frontal, color shot of her two girls. You get nearly the same amount of skin every time she jumps in the pool (or in FHM) and we were expecting a little more for her troubles. Oh well, there's always 2008.

· Amanda Beard - Adult Swim (hoochiemumma2.blogcindario.com)
· Beard's nude photo spread may stir up waves (espn.go.com)

Previously: World's Sexiest Athlete?, Wild World Of Nude Sports Mistresses, Meet Nicole Begg: Naked Speed Skater Would Like Your Attention, Please, Hot Olympians 2006, More Hot Olympic Babes, American Women in Athens