There are experiments taking place in outer space. And not just any experiments: ones that include latex, nurses, and a lot of anal sex.

Aliens, or what we can only assume are aliens (or men wearing odd tribal masks) are having sexual relations with nurses—all for the sake of science, of course. Under the watchful eye of doctors, scientists, and the military (and now you), these experiments are taking place in space. At least our tax dollars are finally being put to good use.

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· Star Trek Orgasms (YouTube, via flabber.nl)

Previously: "Klingon Sex Manual", Orion Slave Girls, Sexy Trekkies, Naked Klingon Women

Marital Aids that look like they came from Space are an important part of our cultural footprint. Now, a Japanese company called Erotic Embrace has unleashed its Wabi series of vibrators, a group that is not only phthalate free but also hewn from a substance new to the world of adult novelties: Elastomer!

Read more after the gap.

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Like the favored poison in a James Bond film, Elastomer fans praise it for being "non-porous, and odorless, with no taste." Indeed, the Wabi we received is not one of those discreet bits of erotic machinery one can secret in her handbag and rub one out with on the train. Instead, it looks almost exactly like the robot in "Lost in Space", but for your vagina.

"You really have to commit to something like that," our test subject said. "It's not the little cool accessory. You almost have to walk around with it hanging out of your vadge, because there's no hiding it."

The Wabi's business end is neither flaccid nor turgid, and it does feel like some ridged packing material rather than the Cyberskin oily rigidness we're used to. But it does the job.

"At first it felt flimsy," our subject said, "and it does have a flimsy base. But the vibration is solid and there isn't the smell or residue like some of that other stuff you gave me."

"Let's not be graphic. It's not that kind of site."

"I'm just saying I'm going to keep this one."

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This probably isn't how you planned to start off your Friday morning, but for those of you who think Care Bear fucking is a little bit out there, we just had to shift your worldview even further. Like outside the solar system. Hot alien sex has been a staple of our porn diet since the Roswell incident, so that's not news, but an E.T. head and some sort of seaweed mummy wrap definitely take it up a notch. Positive body image is important here, and we've always been respectful of all sizes, shapes, color and creeds, but we have to confess that this is least sexy extra-terrestrial we've ever run across. No matter what her(?) virtues in the bedroom—and no matter how high this clip rates on the giggle factor—we're not planning to add this one to the Fleshbot Crush File. Call us prudes, but that's just how we roll. (What's even more disturbing is that this isn't the first time we've stumbled across some hardcore E.T. oral sex action. Can't someone please decide once and for all what kind of plumbing that thing is supposed to have?)

· E.T. Alien Sex 1 (video @ efukt.com)

Previously: Catching Up With The Galactic Girls, DVD Review: "The Visitors", UFO(s) and Sex, Alien Dildos, Intergalactic Love, tHardcore E.T. Porn

Back when we were wee little Fleshbotinos and just getting our feet (and other parts) wet in this whole porn blogging business, sites like XXX Spacegirls were among the first we came across that made us think this gig wouldn't just be about naked boobs and soulless copulation after all—there existed a whole world of naked boobs covered in space goo and soulless copulation involving bodypainted alien chicks and giant space creatures in really cheesy monster costumes! We've seen a lot of stuff since then, but alien-inspired porn like the offerings at Galactic Girls (which features the same content as XXX Spacegirls all wrapped up in a different package) still manages to tickle and inspire us. Which either means we're still a lot less jaded that we have a right to be, or that we have a particular fetish for bodypainted alien chicks and giant space creatures in really cheesy monster costumes that the rest of our readership might not neccessarily share.

· Galactic Girls: Alien Sex/SciFi Porn (paysite preview @ galacticgirls.com; see especially "Institute for Alien Research" clips)

Previously: Hardcore Alien Porn, More Hardcore Alien Porn, Hardcore E.T. Porn, Naked Klingon Women, Sexy Trekkies, Hot Daleks Porn!, Alien Dildos, How To Have Sex In Space