<![CDATA[Fleshbot: straight, alabama]]> http://tags.fleshbot.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/fleshbot.com.png <![CDATA[Fleshbot: straight, alabama]]> http://fleshbot.com/tag/straight/alabama http://fleshbot.com/tag/straight/alabama <![CDATA[This Week In Bad Taste (And Timing)]]> Sure, there's a lot to make fun of where the Great Alabama Sex Toy Brouhaha is concerned, but autoerotic asphyxiation isn't one of them—contrary to whatever the person who made this YouTube video would have you believe. (Didn't he ever watch that episode of "Six Feet Under"?) More importantly, the minister in question died in June 2007. Dude, what took you so long? (YouTube, via pamshouseblend.com)

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<![CDATA[ In order to protest Alabama's sex toy ban,...]]> In order to protest Alabama's sex toy ban, a former candidate for governor suggests that everyone mail their old sex toys to the attorney general's office. But don't send this bad boy or you could end up in even more trouble! (al.com)

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<![CDATA[While entire nations like South Africa continue...]]> 2007_07_10_alabama.jpgWhile entire nations like South Africa continue to plunge forward into the 21st century, you still can't open a sex shop in Alabama: their Supreme Court has once again refused to hear a challenge to Alabama's nine year old ban on the sale of sex toys, leaving the law on the books—and many Alabamans hot, bothered, and unsatisfied. Horny residents of the Yellowhammer State, we feel your pain. (ap.google.com)

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<![CDATA[A girl in Alabama didn't like the bad words...]]> A girl in Alabama didn't like the bad words she read in a book she borrowed from her school library—a "cautionary tale for teenagers" about oral sex—so she's not returning it. Because protecting your classmates from bad words is way important than protecting them from bad blowjobs. (montgomeryadvertiser.com)

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<![CDATA["In a surprise move, the U.S. Supreme Court...]]> 2007_07_10_alabama.jpg"In a surprise move, the U.S. Supreme Court has requested that the state of Alabama file an answer brief responding to the petition for writ of certiorari filed by adult retailer Sherri Williams." Uh, does that mean our friends in Mobile and Montgomery can finally start ordering limited edition Paris Hilton commemorative butt plugs again? (avn.com; more background info here)

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<![CDATA[Morning Wood: Sophie Howard's Wake Up Call]]>

· We can't think of a better way to start your week than these new Sophie Howard pictures from Maxim UK. It's almost like she knew that Monday was here. (dailypoa.com)

· Flickr seems to be having some problems with its new censorship system. Then again, those Disneyland photos aren't for sensitive eyes. (laist.com)

· Shanghai makes its pitch to be the sex capital of the world. If you've got enough free time to brag about it, you probably aren't it. (mainichi-msn.co.jp, via shanghaiist.com)

· Julie Amero—of the famous pop-up porn case—will finally get closure ... in June. Maybe. If her sentencing is not postponed again, like it was on Friday. At this rate, her sentence will be over before she even knows what it is. (courant.com)

· Watch your wallet at your local nude "spa" because the business is not responsible for lost items or armed robbers who clean the place out while you're wearing nothing but a towel. (al.com)

· Need something to do this summer? Why not send yourself to an all-nude sex camp in Wisconsin? We hear their arts and crafts program is amazing. (lacrossetribune.com)

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Previously: Morning Wood Archives/Wet Spots Archives

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