· We've been pushing the air sex thing pretty hard around here lately, but maybe we were wrong to do so. If we had any hand in this disaster, consider this our apology. (Gawker)

· Instead of going topless like so many celebrities before her, Sophie Marceau takes her pants off for French Vogue and proves once again that European fashion really is one step ahead of everyone else's. (feminaobscura.blogspot.com, via SugarBank)

· An appeals court vacates the preliminary injunction regarding Google's use of thumbnail-sized photos from a sexually explicit site. We don't know what that means, but hopefully it results in more boobies. (sciam.com)

· Hong Kong residents demand that a popular book be declared indecent due to its sexual and violent content. We believe it's a nifty little tome called "The Bible." (yahoo.com)

· An author is trying to sell a book about having sex for 100 straight days. Here's the hard part: all the sex was with his wife! What a daredevil! (nymag.com, more @ Gawker)

· The teacher caught in the pop-up porn case may finally be sentenced this Friday. No word on when popup creators will be sentenced to a very rough spanking. (Boing Boing)

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Previously: Morning Wood Archives/Wet Spots Archives

Ever since we discovered the magic of air sex a while back, we've been begging you, dear reader, to shoot your own homemade fake fucking videos and share them with the world. We even gave you one of our own so you could see how it's done. But you still left us empty handed. While we're a little disappointed, we take comfort in the fact that our enthusiasm for doing the invisible nasty is nonetheless shared by many folks outside of our readership ... and now we have even more proof. This clip was posted to YouTube long before we put our call for simulated entries, but these guys have clearly taken the top prize. Presenting "Peer Pressure", the first (and probably last) air fucking group. As one blogger says, if this was the last thing you saw before they pulled the plug on the internet, it would all be worth it.

· "Peer Pressure - The Intro" (YouTube, via tremble.com)

Bonus video after the jump. (Trust us, you want to see more.)

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· Pretty Ricky - Up and Down (Peer Pressure) (YouTube)

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Previously: Air Sex: Fuck Like The Wind, Air Sex Redux: Virgin Territory

We asked ... and you did not deliver. We had a lot of folks tell us how much they enjoyed our post on air sex, but our call for homemade imaginary lovemaking videos went unheeded. We understand that it's tough to be the first one to arrive at any party, so in an effort to pull you kids out of your shells, we decided to get the ball rolling ourselves by asking Friend of Fleshbot Nick McGlynn if he'd be interested in simulating some incredibly nasty, non-existent sex. Naturally, he jumped at the chance (we didn't even have to tell him why) and the results, well ... they speak for themselves. So now that the cherry is broken, let this be your guide and your inspiration to get out there make some sweet, sweet invisible nookie. We know you've got in you—you've just got to let it out.

· For an explanation and guidelines see: Air Sex: Fuck Like The Wind

You've heard of air guitar and may have even heard of air sex before, but now you can see for yourself just what happens when lonely, horny men get too bored for their own good. It probably won't surprise you to learn that most of these dudes have never actually been with a woman, and therefore have had more experience with imaginary sex than the real thing. It also probably won't surprise you that they're from Japan, the land of all things kinky and bizarre. After the jump, learn more about this fascinating new sport ... and how you too can join in on the fun.

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· Air Sex - Japanorama (YouTube)

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· AIR SEX WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP (YouTube)

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Think you can do better? Then show us what you've got! Break out your video camera and shoot your own homemade air sex performance starring nothing but your own rockstar self—that means toys, dolls, and partners are not allowed. Be creative and be sexy, be nude or not (these aren't masturbation videos), but most of all have fun with it. Then upload your clip to your favorite video sharing site and send us the link or leave it in the comments below. We'll showcase the best ones here and let the Fleshbot readers vote for their favorites. We might even be able to rustle up a prize for the winner. Remember: it's just you and your imagination, so get out there and pretend to hump something!

Note: Do not send us any video files. We don't want them and we won't watch them. Send us a link to where we can see it and we'll do the rest.

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Previously: YouTube Watch Archives, "Mokkori": Japan's Public Erection TV Show