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Terms Of Endearment: "Suck It Bitch" [Dvd]

Gram Ponante — Wed, 03 Feb 2010 17:00:00 EST

I don't want to get all The DJ from "Exotica" on you, Fleshbot Readers, but sometimes only a blowjob will do. And during those times, "Suck it, bitch" is the only thing one can say.

Fellatio is cock-full of contradictions, isn't it?

Even though a blowjob is the only sexual act in which one's penis emerges cleaner than it was beforehand (unless there's lipstick involved), it is also inherently dirty. And these 15 scenes of Gazzman's "Suck It Bitch" leave no room for debate about the blowjob's utter lack of wholesomeness.

And there's another thing: these women (among them, Adrianna Nicole, Aiden Starr, Dana DeArmond, Kristina Rose, and Ashlyn Rae as well as assorted fellatractive Hungarians and Swedes) could give nothing but blowjobs for the rest of their lives and remain virgins, yet they deliver the most depraved and guttural knob polishes this side of Sodomy State Prison.

But lest you think that the women are doing all the work and being called "bitches" in this movie, there is a whole lot of irrumatio going on; the act of holding one's partner's head steady while one fucks the largest of its holes.

So "Suck It Bitch" is a movie about giving.

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"Alice": The Music Video [Mainstream Crossover Watch]

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 27 Jan 2010 17:30:01 EST

We're used to seeing pornstars enlisted to promote mainstream products...but here we have a couple of rappers making a music video that promotes a porn (specifically the Erica McLean/Carlos Batts pornstravaganza "Alice.") Wow, it really is a magical movie. (youtube.com)

She's On Top [Flesh Flicks]

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 30 Dec 2009 12:00:00 EST

Aiden Starr knows what men want. And while its a complicated formula full of all sorts of tricks (and, lest we forget, girly wiles), it's pretty much boiled down to one simple thing: men want to be Aiden Starr's slave.

Though really, isn't that what we all want out of life? Oh, if only we could all have the opportunity to bury our faces in her pussy and jump at the sound of her commands...now that would be the life.

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Get Immersed in Madison Young's "Fluid: Women Redefining Sexuality" [Dvd]

Florabel Mulvaney — Tue, 29 Dec 2009 17:00:00 EST

Gender identity, sexuality, and sexual appetite - it's all amorphous for Madison Young, and luckily for us she's got some like-minded friends.

Fluid: Women Redefining Sexuality

Studio: Reel Queer Productions
Director: Madison Young
Cast: Dylan Ryan, Aiden Starr, Maestro, Tina Horn, Billie Sweet, Mickey Mod, Amber Keen, Lila Kat, Le Rock

From feminist porn director Madison Young, "Fluid" explores (and documents!) the sexual natures of Dylan Ryan, Aiden Starr, Tina Horn, Amber Keen, and Young herself. Half investigative documentary, half straight-up porn, this film stimulates both the mind and the loins.

Although there is actually more talking than fucking, the interview portions are interspersed with shots of what's to come - and are worth riding out, like so much foreplay, to get to the big payoff. Young's idea is to delve into each of her subject's sexual proclivities, then see them actualized on film. Real passion is the goal - free from judgment, instinctual, and unrestricted. And, man, is it hot.

At one point Aiden Starr says, "I don't control my sexuality. I let it control me." And how! Her scene with Dylan Ryan and Maestro is epically erotic. And subsequent scenes somehow only get better and better. By the time you reach Amber Keen's go-round, the sexual fervor is at a fever pitch. Many rewatchings are in order (likely skipping over the interview portions - but whatever it takes to produce such hot, hot sex is a-okay with me!) Queer, bi, or pansexual, "Fluid" satisfies it all. Whether you're in it for the long haul, or just skipping from scene to scene, this film is definitely worth a watch.

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How The Hot Are Humbled: "Fem Slave 2" [The Horror]

Gram Ponante — Mon, 14 Dec 2009 11:30:01 EST

This is not a true story, as no one looks this good while getting or delivering such a savage humiliation, but Aiden Starr and Sasha Knox in "Fem Slave 2" remind us that Porn really is a holiday fantasyland.

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Studio: JM Productions
Director: Mike Ramone
Cast: Aiden Starr, Sasha Knox

Review by: Gram Ponante

Director Mike Ramone, my former editor at AVN, has carved an interesting niche as the director of the "Slave" series, a high-concept day in the life of a group of Masters and slaves, Dommes, Dominants, and submissives that collectively provide the grimmest porn version of this highly ritualized, rule-based lifestyle.

In "Fem Slave 02," we follow evil pixie (she is 4'11") Aiden Starr through her dungeon as she takes fleshy, pink, and vulnerable Sasha Knox through her paces.

Rarely on Planet Earth is there a D/s pairing so attractive as Starr and Knox, and credibility slips a notch further with the relentless gloominess, updated Village People costuming (Starr is both a bottomless nun and a bottomless cop), and Cenobite-friendly soundtrack, but Ramone and Co., once we've suspended our disbelief as expertly as Starr does Knox, deliver an exquisite film about two delicious women playing at power exchange.

Knox spends her nights naked and enclosed in what looks like a giant hanging tea ball. In previous segments of the "Slave" series, audiences got a very intimate view of the proceedings, with just two people on screen. In "Fem Slave 2," the picture is opened up, so we catch glimpses of Starr's support personnel and, occasionally, the flailing feet of another hapless subbie.

One such leather-masked assistant lowers Knox in the teaball for the night's activities, such as getting fucked with a huge black dildo, performing analingus, getting tied up and hung up, penetrated with various objects, and repeatedly reaffirming her worthlessness.

Harsh stuff, and relentless in emphasizing the dynamic over the sex, but the world of the movie (and others in the "Slave" series) is pure and uncomplicated, which is just what those people need.

Starr is a dominatrix when she is not moonlighting in porn or watching SyFy, and Knox recently came out of porn retirement after her stint on "My Bare Lady" and the lonely world of clerical temping. Office work has made her vulnerable, and she, also, is perfectly cast.

While Ramone's days as an editor are over, however, I must take issue with his misspelling of "wont" in the title cards. In the rulebound world of lifestyle BDSM, bitches get slapped for typos.

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Stormy Daniels Is Feeling "Tormented" Lately [Hardcore]

DCypher — Tue, 01 Sep 2009 15:00:00 EDT

And with so much on her plate it's easy to see why...our blonde darling crossover star needs more hot kinky sex in her life! That's all!

It appears that legendary, award-winning director Jonathan Morgan is still alive and well and working over at Wicked Pictures (just as he has been for over a decade now). Despite his alarmingly reclusive nature in the last few years (which has earned him his latest nickname: the JD Salinger of porn), the quality of the work he produces has not been diminished. If anything, we'd say it has gone up. Now, instead of bells and whistles and rickety rackety, he's all substance and style—and we're very impressed!

With today's release of' "Tormented," we see a true master hard at work on his craft. Coupled with Stormy Daniels, the duet delves deep into the sinister side of seduction for an admittedly darker take on Wicked's generally insouciant and effervescing starlet.

"I have a really dark and perverted streak in me that no one knows about," Stormy would have said, undoubtedly, if her publicist could speak through her mouth to promote this movie. "I like to explore my fantasies of domination, submission and other sexually altered states, allowing reality to take a back seat to the perverted passions deep within my mind."

Okay, so maybe she didn't exactly say any of those things. Nor, for the record, did any of her lovely co-stars, Asa Akira, Priya Rai, Aiden Starr, Shawna Lenee, Sarah Vandella, and Tori Black. But that doesn't mean they don't really feel like that. You don't know. Mere process of deduction implies that there must be some dark fantasies lurking beneath their breathtaking exteriors that drive them to commit such intensely passionate acts and display the raw sexual hunger that they do. That's elementary.

"Tormented" comes out today from Wicked Pictures. Check out our cool gallery. Welcome back, Jonathan—and thank you!

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On Set With Belladonna's "Strapped Dykes," Or How I Spent My LA Vacation [You Are There]

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 18 Aug 2009 15:00:00 EDT

There are lots of reasons to be excited for the autumn arrival of Belladonna's "Strapped Dykes." But the most important one of all? It's going to be full of really, really hot lesbian sex.

Belladonna's "Strapped Dykes" (or as we've come to think of it, "Syd and Jiz Do Them All") will feature seven sex scenes. In addition to Syd Blakovich and Jiz Lee (the titular "strapped dykes," who appear in every scene), it stars Belladonna, Bobbi Starr, April Flores, Aiden Starr, and a happily recovered Sinn Sage.

We had the good fortune to be on set for two days of shooting: last Thursday, we witnessed Syd and Aiden taking each other on; on Friday, Jiz and April got busy right before our very eyes. Above is a video of some of the highlights of our time on set. So you don't have to take our word for it: see for yourself what kind of hotness happens when Belladonna Entertainment goes queer.

BONUS: Click here to see our day two photo gallery.

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Aiden Starr Is Born To Fist [Pornstars]

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 17 Aug 2009 16:00:00 EDT

The best pornstars are, at the end of the day, freaks of nature. Just as Michael Phelps's out of this world physique enables him to be a champion swimmer, Aiden Starr's unusual hands make her a champion fister.

After shooting her scene for "Strapped Dykes," Aiden gave us a peek at her hands (and gave Syd Blakovich a little bit more than a peek, if you know what we mean). Now if only pornographers were free to film fisting scenes without worrying about those pesky obscenity charges... we think "Aiden Starr: Born To Fist" could be a really excellent series.

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Live From The Set Of "Strapped Dykes": Porno Math [Behind The Scenes]

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 13 Aug 2009 16:00:00 EDT

Sometimes, when the stars align just perfectly, you wind up with a porn scene that's just so perfect. It's almost like a math equation. Take the scene Belladonna just shot for "Strapped Dykes":

Take one super hot butch girl, Syd Blakovich.

Add in one Aiden Starr.

Result: a very well-fucked pornstar.

(We'll be back later with more photos and video. Promise.)

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Hustler's "Whores Have Eyes" (And Raging Nymphomania) [Upcoming]

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 24 Jul 2009 17:45:00 EDT

"A small desert town in the middle of nowhere is plagued by radiation, causing the female inhabitants to become mutated nymphomaniacs." Don't you hate it when that happens? This highly plausible scenario drives Hustler's upcoming feature "The Whores Have Eyes."

Honestly, given the choice, we'd vastly prefer to live in a world where radiation causes deadly nymphomania rather than, uh, death. Especially when the nymphomaniacs in question are the likes of Britney Amber, Ryder Skye, Kenzi Marie, Claudia Valentine, Tricia Oaks, Jackie Avalon, Lilly Kingston, and Aiden Starr (who we would do anything for, even with that weird black stuff on her face).

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"Hardcore Circus" Isn't Clowning Around [Hardcore]

Lux Alptraum — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 15:00:00 EDT

Though the circus is generally seen as family fun, innocent and appropriate for all ages, Erica McLean's "Hardcore Circus" is anything but. (Which probably explains why we like it so much.)

As the feature begins, we're introduced to Erica McLean, a hardworking, beleaguered pornographer who can't catch a break. Protesters harass her outside her office, proselytizing neighbors interrupt her masturbation time, and just as she's finally getting a chance to relax, she slips on some dog poop...and is magically whisked away to the "Hardcore Circus," "Wizard of Oz"-style.

Once inside the big top, the plot melts away (with all the hot sex going on, there wasn't any room for it). Short clips of sepia-toned circus action are interspersed with super hot freakshow sex (which we mean in the best possible way). Though all the performers put on a good show, we were especially won over by Audrey Hollander and Otto Bauer's lion taming act and Kimberly Kane and Evan Stone's, um, sex scene (we weren't totally sure what circus feat they were performing).

In what's easily the most intense scene in the film, Audrey and Otto pull out all the stops. Not only is the lion tamer/lioness act wellplayed, but we have to give extra points to Audrey for taking a whip handle in her pussy, a cock in her ass, and a riding crop slapping against her skin. (I want to go to there. No, seriously: I want to go to there.) Oh, and of course, double bonus points for Audrey then doing double anal with a cock and a whip handle. (I don't think I want to go to there, but I really, really like watching it.)

Kimberly and Evan likewise impress, with plenty of dirty talk, rough sex, and some wonderfully delicious anal sex. We always love Kimberly's intensity, and it only ramps up when she's engaged in anal action. (And if "Content" really is her best anal scene ever, we have a lot to look forward to.)

Rounding out the feature are Madison Scott and Lee Stone, Aiden Starr and Rob Rotten, Lavish Styles and Tommy Gunn, Kendra Banx and Starri Knight (the feature's sole lesbian couple, who also are the only ones to fuck out doors), Ron Jeremy and Lilly Lovely, and a very, very brief scene of Blue Iris and Tere Joyce having their way with a few men—including a dwarf.

Alas, even the hardcore circus can't stay in town for forever, and Erica McLean's eventually returned to reality, where she wakes up in bed surrounded by quite a few cast members ("...and you were there, and you were there, and you were there"). Luckily, we have the ability to return to the hardcore circus anytime we want—all we have to do is press play. We have a feeling we'll be making regular visits this summer.

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Hanging with Riley Evans' "Perfect Breasts" [TODAY IN BREASTS]

Gram Ponante — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 11:30:01 EDT

In the desert hills above Porn Valley hang Riley Evans' perfect breasts. She is standing in the 102-degree afternoon waiting for them to be - depending on the prevailing winds - ejaculated upon or over.

I never learned what happened between Tony DeSergio, Oliver Sanchez and Evans on the set of Harmony Films' "Gazzman's Perfect Breasts" (director Gazzman, even though the breasts aren't actually his, at least has great taste in them; tomorrow he's shooting Aiden Starr), because I feared bursting into flame, but several things are certain:

1. Evans' breasts are great
2. The Tampa native even has great breasts when she's sitting down
3. One of Porn's many fantasy elements, I've just realized, must be fucking on the surface of the Sun

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"The Whores Have Eyes" & Other Orifices [Hardcore]

DCypher — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 15:00:00 EDT

As far as clever names for porn parodies go, it doesn't get much better than this. Luckily, the fare doesn't match the parody genre: it's still way too early in the week for zombie porn.

Stuart Canterbury, a name from porn past, helms this less than scary parody starring Britney Amber, Ryder Skye, Kenzi Marie, Claudia Valentine, Tricia Oaks, Aiden Starr, Jackie Avalon, and Lilly Kingston.

While there may not be any thrilling parallels to horror movies, we do find it frightfully good watching Ryder Skye take a diabolical drilling at the hands of a madman as out of his mind as Leatherface. Oh, and seeing young stunner Aiden Starr demolish herself on a cock is enough to make us drool like the undead. Wow. Will we ever get sick of her tight and tiny curves? The answer is no. We won't.

As for the zombie porn, we are glad that Hustler knows to leave it where it belongs—in Rob Rotten's capable hands.

"The Whores Have Eyes" releases this week from LFP and Hustler Video on both standard and Blu Ray. Check out our gallery and see if it's your thing.

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Kagney Linn Karter Astonishes Us In "This Ain't Hells Kitchen XXX" [Hardcore]

DCypher — Tue, 16 Jun 2009 15:00:00 EDT

The seemingly endless parade of porn parodies continues this month with the long awaited release of Hustler's "This Ain't Hells Kitchen XXX."

Who doesn't love a parade, so long as they don't have to clean up afterward? Unlike the disturbing lyrical imagery of Jim Morrison's "Soft Parade,"the engines that effortlessly hum in this "Hard Parade" are engines of lust.

Consumers of commercial pornography want the same things as ordinary people everywhere. In a dying economy that, coupled with free internet porn, was totally killing the industry we know and love so well, they overwhelming reacted to corny spoofs of their favorite television shows and movies. They just wanted a little fanfare, to embrace the familiar and known, coupled with a soft and friendly place to satisfy their urges. So Hustler gave it to them. Then others copied their success. And now, like Hindus and Muslims in India, it's on like mofo donkey kong bitches!!! The war for porn spoof supremacy has officially been cranked up a notch.

Hot on the heels of their blockbuster chart topping "Star Trek" spoof, they go and drop an ode to Gordon Ramsay's hit cooking reality show "Hell's Kitchen," starring Marcus London as the iconic mercurial TV chef who weaves a tapestry of obscenities with the same superfluous ease with which he makes a souffle. Lording over a cast of supreme hotties that include luscious young Kagney Linn Karter, Missy Stone, Aiden Starr, Veronica Rayne, Callie Dee, and Kylee Reese, London singles out smoking hot "it" girl of the moment Kagney Linn Karter to marinate his sausage up inside. Her tiny lubricious mouth and pussy help Marcus churn up a fresh batch of piping hot fuck butter that he sprays all over her face.

Other noteworthy performances include the ridiculously hot little sex machine Aiden Starr. Is there anyone she can't fuck? We heart you, Aiden. So very very much.

"This Ain't Hells Kitchen XXX" is set to release by the end of this month but we wanna show you this exclusive sneak peek now. It ain't tricking if you got it. Now check the set...and break on through to the other side.

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Aiden Starr And Ruby Knox Are "Pretty Filthy" (And That's Why We Love Them) [Flesh Flicks]

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 11 Jun 2009 12:00:00 EDT

The following clip doesn't really have a plot, so to speak: we tried to find one, but the truth is, when Aiden and Ruby get together, there's no time for plot. There's only time for good, hard fucking.

Not that that's a bad thing: in fact, we'd venture to say that it's a very, very good thing. But then, we really enjoy watching girls sex each other up (call us crazy, it's just a thing we have).

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Erica McLean's "Hardcore Circus" Is A True Masterpiece [Hardcore]

DCypher — Mon, 08 Jun 2009 16:00:00 EDT

Erica McLean has outdone herself this time, assembling a bizarre and erotic cast of lovely freaks for her recent film "Hardcore Circus," and ensnaring us once more into her lascivious art. Did we mention that we love her?

Aiden Starr, Audrey Hollander, (the recently passed) Blue Iris (RIP), Tere Joyce, Kendra Banx, Starri Knight, Kimberly Kane, Lavish Styles, Lilly Lovely, Madison Scott, Ron Jeremy, Evan Stone, Rob Rotten, Otto Bauer, Tommy Gunn, Sergio Roho, Erica McLean, and a midget in a Mardi Gras mask comprise the bulk of the cast. The movie features eight scenes and loads of wonderful extras, lavish costumes, hijinks, mayhem, ballyhoo, protestors, the sublime, the ghoulish, and the decadent. Pretty much everything but the bearded lady makes its way into this masterpiece.

Erica wanders throughout like the tiny little string that ties the narrative thread of this beautiful and lush chaos together, inspiring or moderating the erotic couplings. She even goes so far as to intimately inspect some of the girls (see also: the lovely Kimberly Kane) after they have been filled with fresh loads of piping hot cum.

In the end, the sex acts are fittingly strange, with Otto and Audrey turning in a comparably tame but smoldering and passionate scene that mesmerizes, and little Madison Scott taking the forty inches of dick Lee Stone has to offer six ways to Sunday up her every tiny luscious little orifices—literally. If this lithe blonde stunner isn't the performer of the year, we can't imagine who is.

"Hardcore Circus" comes out by month's end from Hustler. Look for it. In the meantime, put on your top hat and check out the snaps our ringmaster sent us! Happy Monday!

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Popshots Of The Week! Stormy Goes Down The Rabbit Hole [Popshots]

Gram Ponante — Fri, 01 May 2009 11:30:01 EDT

Stormy Daniels is wrapping up her on-camera porn career, which is tragic. We cheered up by visiting the set of the "Alice in Wonderland"-flavored "Tormented" to watch her and Aiden Starr fuck like rabbits.

Daniels, who is making a stangely not altogether quixotic run for the U.S. Senate, could have used her porn superstar status to call the movie "Stormented" but she is humble, so she did not.

She and Starr donned getups reminiscent of Tom Petty videos and Mad Hatter's (played by Austrian Mick Blue) Tea Parties for this segment, which serves as a fever dream Stormy's character has while in the Crazy Hospital.

Daniels is herself petite, but Starr looked microscopic by comparison.

"You look like a trial size," Stormy said.

The Wicked Pictures set in North Hollywood was festooned with storybook props, all of which were solid and unyielding. Hard to fuck on, in other words.

But the woman who might some day be known in Senate parlance as The Lady from Louisiana took it in stride. "I'm pretty tough," she said.

Yes, you are. We have a feeling you'll go a lot farther in politics than Mary Carey did.

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Hustler Gives Us A Peek At Their "Hardcore Circus" [Upcoming]

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 16:30:01 EDT

As children, we always loved going to the circus. But somehow, we don't think that Hustler's "Hardcore Circus" is quite like the three ring that we remember. (Actually, we're pretty sure it's way better.)

Directed by Erica McLean (of "Barely Legal" fame), and starring Audrey Hollander, Kimberly Kane, Lavish Styles, Madison Scott, Kendra Banx, Starri Night, Aiden Starr, Otto Bauer, Evan Stone (pre-haircut), Tommy Gunn, Lee Stone, Rob Rotten, Blue Iris, and Ron Jeremy (as the ringmaster, of course)... well, it sure beats a trip to Barnum & Bailey's. Hell, even Cirque du Soleil is starting to pale in comparison to this take on the big top. We just hope there's only one ring—we'd hate to miss out on any of the action!

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Kayden + Bree + Aiden + Penny = Amazing [Flesh Flicks]

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 12:00:00 EDT

The sleepovers we've attended were more about eating popcorn and watching movies than deepthroating dildos and making out—then again, Kayden Kross, Bree Olson, Aiden Starr, and Penny Flame never made it to our sleepovers.

More's the pity, really; we have a feeling we could have had a lot of fun. At the very least, we could have taught them our super secret extra special popcorn recipe (the secret ingredient is salt)—cause, you know, nothing goes with deepthroating and girl on girl like popcorn, right?

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“Smoking Hot Ganzongas” Go Down Easy On A Monday Morning [Hardcore]

DCypher — Mon, 06 Apr 2009 16:00:00 EDT

It's been a while since our favorite "webslinger" sent us snaps of smoking hot women he's nailed—so when we got this disc over the weekend, we couldn't wait to share his latest exploits with you.

Once again the self proclaimed "rock star pimp" (you wanna dispute it? We thought not!) is hard at work, drilling the lush wet insides out of some of the best top-heavy starlets we've ever seen, including the unforgettable Hunter Bryce—a virtual porn newbie whose amazing rack keeps us up at night.

Add to that sexy little Aiden Starr, the East Coast Italian princess with the tightest pussy in the world to go with those amazing ta-ta's, newcummer Capri Cavelli, Abbey Brooks, and the mysterious Sarah Jessie, and you've got a very impressive collection of hotties.

We'd like to tell you that Mr. Spyder Jonez is saving money by nailing all the girls himself without hiring a single other guy for this series, but we have a sneaking suspicion that the real reason is that he simply has to sample this lusty lot all by himself. Hey, if it were us, we'd do exactly the same thing.

"Smoking Hot Gazongas" comes out this month from Rock Star Pimp, Iron Cross, & Teravision. If you love seeing tattooed guys just flat out wreck sizzling divas with succulent melons, then you're going to lose your mind. Check the gallery and Happy Monday!

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