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Why L.A. Is Burning Up

DCypher — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 15:00:00 EST

This past Friday night, Adam & Eve threw a grand soiree at Boardners in Hollywood for the decadent release of Ernest Greene’s "O - The Power of Submission" sequel, "The Surrender of O." Rubber clad temptresses bobbed in between a sea of media types, comingling with other rising porn starlets and quaffing mind numbing elixirs from the theme bar.

Director Ernest Greene and his wife, Nina Hartley, set the tone in full S&M regalia—along with nearly the entire cast, who were custom swathed in alluring and color coded latex from infamous fetish designers courtesy of Syren. Next to the legendary Nina Hartley, was Bree Olson, eagerly tending to the guests every need. (And we must say, Bree did an excellent job of replacing newly retired Carmen Luvana.) Bree was joined by costars Ava Rose, Bobbi Starr, Claire Adams, Mika Tan, Evan Stone, and Tommy Gunn.

Dana DeArmond, Jenny Hendrix, Veronique Vega, Aiden Starr, Satine Phoenix, and a virtual wash of new, blonde porn stars lined up against the media wall to have their pictures taken while Master Liam, Master Aaron, Master Joseph, and other L.A. bondage scenesters came out to pay their respects to Greene, almost as if he were the Godfather or the vampire Lestat. Throughout the evening, several small spanking and bondage sessions ensued—to the delight of the swelling but oh-so-exclusive crowd.

The evening culminated with a lusciously movable feast of tits and ass being paraded onto stage for a roll call, immediately followed by the one and only Mistress Claire Adams performing a grand spanking finale (one we won’t soon forget). It comes as no surprise to us that, after such a wild evening of incendiary action, Los Angeles burned to the ground the next day. Really, we're just left with one question: does the delightful Miss Olson also play fiddle?

· Buy "The Surrender of O" (gamelink.com)

FILF: Fathers Finally Get Their Due

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 17:00:00 EDT

Hot and horny mothers are a rather significant porn staple, but fathers are far less likely to get any recognition as an objection of someone's affection. MILFs may be hunted, but FILFs seem destined to be left in the corner (or forced to do hunting themselves). So it was with great joy that we unwrapped our copy of "FILF: Fathers I'd Like to Fu.." (or, according to the title card "Fathers I'd Like to F**k"—were they worried about offending the censors with foul language?). Finally, a tribute to all the sexy fathers in the world (and, inexplicably, Ron Jeremy as well).

Unfortunately, the FILF theme doesn't extend much beyond the title cards. Yes, there are scenes full of older men and younger women: but this is porn, and that's rather par for the course. In the feature's five scenes, there is no mention of taking the kids to Little League, no scenes of suburban dads driving home in minivans, no essence of fatherliness, period. Instead we're presented with a prisoner and a prison guard, a patient and his doctor, a vacuum salesman and his client—it's nice and all, but when we're promised fathers, fathers are what we want to see.

· Buy "FILF" (gamelink.com)

Kayden Kross To Leave Adam & Eve?

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 13:30:05 EDT

Between mortgage scandals and getting punched in the face, Kayden Kross has had quite a year, and we'd think she'd want to shy away from any major changes or drama for the forseeable future. So it comes as a bit of a surprise to hear that our future overlord might be thinking of leaving Adam & Eve once her contract is up. Of course, if Kayden is thinking of going to Digital Playground, we can't entirely fault her. Could it be that we're not the only ones who've been dreaming of a "Kayden Loves Stoya" extended feature?

· Kayden Kross Looking to Bail? (genesisonline.com)

Halloween Comes Early At Adam & Eve

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 12:30:39 EDT

Halloween is quickly approaching... and at Adam & Eve, even the sex toys are getting into the spirit. They've all gotten dressed up in cute little costumes—and it's up to you to pick the winner. Will it be the Purple Pussy Eater? The Arachnibator? Dildosaurus Rex? Our vote goes to whatever it is that's dressed up as Bree Olson... Bree gets us every time. (adameve.com)