When you think of the best Japanese videogames of all time, titles from Nintendo or certain 80s console classics might be at the top of your list. But maybe that's because you haven't yet been lucky enough to play Nangoku Sakunyuu Island, in which you assume the role of a man called "One-Shot Expert" who sails to an island full of big-breasted girls and extracts milk from them for sale offshore in return for making regular sperm deposits. Or Paimega Another Online, in which you battle your opponent to make the world safe for gals with big breasts who wear glasses. (Are we sensing a theme here?) These and other titles are included in a new list compiled by a videogame fan with a taste for Japanese exports that's evolved beyond Donkey Kong and Katamari. We haven't played (or even heard of) any of them ourselves, but that doesn't mean we're not looking forward to any of them making the jump to the North American market someday. We're getting awfully tired of waiting for Ms. Pac Man to give up the goods after all these years.

· "When Porn and Video Games Collide: Ten Japanese Video Games" (gaming.wikia.com - thanks Rob)

Previously: Remembering Lara Croft (Nude), Ava And Mia Do "Halo 3", Smack That Wii!, YouTube Watch: Wii Sex, PS3 (And Wii) Babes On eBay, Pornstars And Video Games, "Whores of Warcraft", Can Gamers Be Sexy?

We may not be as big gaming geeks as some people we know, but we have spent our fair share of time on digital foolishness over the years ... and it probably won't come as much of a surprise to know that our favorite title of all time is Tomb Raider. We'll give you two guesses as to why that is (hint: it has something to do with Lara Croft), though we've also been captivated by the game's marketing strategy over the years —especially when it involved real-life, flesh and blood babes who were hired to strut around in Lara's trademarked hot pants and skintight tank tops. (The whole "hot chick with guns" vibe didn't hurt either.) Believe it or not, it's been over a decade since the first volume in the long-running series was released and everyone has 10th anniversary fever these days (even though it's actually been 11 years); from the developer who is releasing an updated edition of the original game next week to the kind folks who brought many of those babes together for a new latex-y photo shoot, you can cut the nostalgia with a knife. We prefer to remember Lara in a different context , though: the naked state that nearly all of her real world avatars like Rhona Mitra, Nell McAndrew and Lucy Clarkson usually ended up in at some point. We guess we're just sentimental fools that way.

· Lara Croft Model Reunion (ign.com)
· Lara Croft Nude Pics: Lucy Clarkson, Nell McAndrew, Rhona Mitra, etc. (toxicmagazine.com)
· More Nell McAndrew (comicbookhotties.com)
· Tomb Raider (Wikipedia)
· Kotaku's Lara Croft coverage

Previously: Ava And Mia Do "Halo 3", Top Ten Video Game Boobies, Return of the Nerdcore Babes, Sneak Peek: Playboy's "Women of Video Games", Exclusive: Hannah Harper Does "Whorecraft"

Among the many reasons (besides the obvious) for our massive crush on porn sisters Ava and Mia Rose are their abiding geekiness. So when we heard that they'd be playing a few rounds of the yet-to-be-officially-released "Halo 3"—and stripping away their clothing with every frag—we couldn't wait to tune into Epileptic Gaming last Friday evening to see how it all went down (and came off) ... though we guess we got so excited that we (1) forgot to remind you to watch and (2) ended up getting the times confused and missed all that live topless fragging action ourselves. Fortunately, the Epileptic Gaming folks have assued us that they're busy putting together a montage clip of all that bodacious public beta testing action and will be posting it on their site later this week; in the meantime, they were gracious enough to share a few screencaps and a video preview to whet our collective appetite for what's in store. We'll never look at a Bubble Shield in quite the same way again.

· "O-M-F-G, Let me play some Halo 3!!!" (epilepticgaming.ggl.com)

Teaser trailer after the jump.

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· "Strip Halo 3 Tease" (veoh.com)

Previously: Porn In The Family: Keeping It Together, Return Of The Nerdcore Babes, DVD: "It's All About Ava", Sneak Peek: Playboy's "Women of Video Games", More Nerdcore: Naked Gamers, Ava Rose, Contract Star, Smack That Wii!, Porn Valley Dispatch: Meet Ava Rose, Pornstars And Video Games, "Whores of Warcraft", Can Gamers Be Sexy?,

Okay, the Virtual Dungeon Master spanking simulator does not yet exist for the Nintendo Wii ... but it probably should. Seriously, look how much fun this young lady is having smacking all those imaginary bottoms. We can imagine an entire line of these Wii Punishment games—perhaps with a bullwhip attachment, sold separately? As soon as they get that Wiibrator into production your rec room can turn into a fully-functioning, interactive adult playground. Best of all, because there's no more lounging around like a couch potato, you'll be able to fit into your old latex catsuit again in no time. Feel the power!

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· Wii Dungeon (YouTube - thanks Val)
· Princess Kali (princesskali.com)

Previously: OhMiBod's BodiTalk: Reach Out And Fuck Someone, Mac Chick(s) Of The Month, YouTube Watch: Wii Sex, PS3 (And Wii) Babes On eBay, The Wiibrator, YouTube Watch Archive, Meet Princess Kali

If you weren't technically savvy enough to hack Grand Theft Auto's "Hot Coffee" mod and your classic jiggle-riffic Lara Croft titles just aren't doing it for you anymore, perhaps you need a video game where sex isn't just a by-product of the action, it's the whole point. Sex and video games have been walking hand-in-hand since the glory days of Leisure Suit Larry, of course, but new online title Sex Station 7 tries to bring it into the modern world of first-person-shooters like Halo and Half Life. You play Dylan Owens, sent to rescue the "alpha female engineering cyberwhores" of Sex Station 7. Should you succeed, you can probably guess how these lovely lasses will choose to repay your kindness. We haven't played it ourselves, so we can't guarantee you'll have a fun time, but it certainly looks more interesting than your 15,000th game of Minesweeper. The cyberwhores just don't seem to appreciate that one as much.

· Sex Station 7 (sexstation7.com)

Previously: Top Ten Video Game Boobies, Exclusive: Hannah Harper Does "Whorecraft", "Yin-Yang! X-Chang Alternative": Japanese Futanari Game, Sneak Peek: Playboy's "Women of Video Games", Virtual Hottie 2

If you wish you were at home right now playing "Dead or Alive" or classic versions of "Tomb Raider" instead of Minesweeper, or whatever the hell it is you do when you're at work, then maybe this video will tide you over until you can get that familiar vibrating controller back into your hands. (No, the other one.) The console lovers at Screw Attack rank their favorite sets of video game boobage throughout history and helpfully provide video evidence of the best pixilated mammaries. If you can handle the zany voices of the Morning Zoo-like announcers, it's a bit of gamer nostalgia that will give you nice distraction from your dreary day. If you're lucky enough to be at home right now, and are maybe playing one of these games as we speak, then that's even better. But sit tight; we'll get back to delivering real boobies soon enough.

· ScrewAttack - Top Ten Boobies (gametrailers.com)

Previously: "Yin-Yang! X-Chang Alternative": Japanese Futanari Game, Exclusive: Hannah Harper Does "Whorecraft", Flesh Flicks: Virtual Tera, Sneak Peek: Playboy's "Women of Video Games", Still More World of Warcraft "Porn", Final Fantasy Hentai, Incise Soul's CGI Babes, Videogame Boobs: A History

There's an excellent chance you've seen this clip already since it's been bouncing around the interwebs for a few days now. You haven't seen it here yet, because despite it's title this video contains no actual sex and the premise is almost too obvious. Ever since the Nintendo Wii was unveiled last year, the very first thing that everyone thinks of when they discover its sleek, wireless, and rumbling remote is where they can stick it, so a viral video like this was only a matter of time. Luckily for you, slow news days bring out our generous side and you check out the Wii action for yourself after the jump. We're also secretly hoping that some of our more adventurous readers might try this stunt for real, and share the results of their experiment with us. Bonus points will be awarded for those attempt it while playing Wii Bowling.

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· The Wii Sex Movie (YouTube)

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Previously: YouTube Watch Archives

As we continue to comb our inbox for items we might have overlooked in our spiked eggnog-induced haze this holiday season, we realize we never mentioned anything about all those hot babes trying to make their PS3 listings on eBay stand out from the rest of the pack with an extra helping of T&A; might Sony have seen better sales in the weeks leading up to Christmas had more people known just how sexy those shiny black consoles could be? (Actually, probably not; despite the fact that there seems to be considerably fewer sightings of boobie-enhanced Wii's on display, Nintendo didn't seem to have any problems moving units. Or at least certain types of units. Maybe sex doesn't sell as much as it used to?)

· "Babes of ebay selling their Playstation 3s and Wiis" (dumpstersluts.com)

Previously: (The Return Of) AuctionBabez, The Wiibrator, Return of the Nerdcore Babes, Linux Sluts Gallery, Cherie Roberts/Nerdcore 2007 Calendar, More Nerdcore: Naked Gamers, "Whores of Warcraft", Nude Auto Mall, More eBay Audio Hotness

Apparently, where there's a Wii, there's a way—to make it into a sex toy, that is. Leave it to qDot over at Slashdong to point us toward the latest filthy dirty hardware hacks, this time featuring gaming's newest darling, the Wii. Shall we have another round of bluetooth sex hyperbole, or is this patch the real deal? "Wiibrator is a python application for Linux that puts control of a TranceVibrator (but requires a kernel patch for some reason?) in your hands through interaction with the Wiimote." We'll just have to see what kind of semaphore-like, swashbuckling moves you'd have to pull with Wii in hand to make it all worthwhile... -V. Blue

· The Wiibrator (slashdong.org)

Previously: Marital Aid Test Kitchen: 7 Function Wireless Remote Egg, Xbox's Vibration Sensation, Sex Toy TechWatch: Je Joue Programmable Vibrator, Porn on Nintendo DS?, Sex Toy TechWatch, Nintendo Revolution Sex Toy?