Girl addiction. It strikes one in every four Americans every day, maybe more, and the effects can be devastating. Loss of ability to focus coupled with feelings of intense euphoria, mumbling, risk taking behaviors, and possibly dehydration are all side effects of this debilitating disease—and there's no known cure. Further adding to the daunting condition are the statistics on recidivism rates, which are off the charts.

Michael Ninn has perfected a special blend of this powerful class 69 narcotic for his fourth and most lethal dose, blending the sizzling pink cooze of Tori Black, Nikki Kane, Stephanie Cane, Dylan Riley, Missy Stone, Mia Lina, Eden Adams, Lux Kassidy, Capri, and Kylee Reece.

The results are so powerful that Obama himself has purportedly assigned a special task force Lesbian Porn Drug Czar to investigate Ninn and his cartel, referring to Porn Valley as the new Medellín and Ninn himself as this centuries Pablo Escobar, owing not only to his ruthless takeover pushing addictive substances but also to his ability to continually stay one step ahead of enemies and haters by perpetually reinventing himself with the same exact product.

"Nymphetamine 4" hits streets, and the DEA's watch list, this summer. The results could be worse than Frank's Lucas and his Blue Magic, especially in blighted neighborhoods most affected by the recession. Check out the free sample baggie he palmed us, then witness the trailer.

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Not that we really would have wanted to spend our afternoons getting relectured about math or science or English—but there's at least one subject where a little tutoring might have come in handy. The same subject, coincidentally, that Stephanie Cane needs a little help in. Oh, why didn't we ever seek out some special help in sex ed? Just thirty minutes a week could have dramatically changed our lives (and relieved quite a bit of stress, too).

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When they say they're plugging the hot cracks of naughty legal teen hookers full of hard pipe, you had better believe that they mean it!

Brynn Tyler, Shawna Lenee, and Jenny Hendrix lead the charge, with anal exploits from Kacey Jordan, Evelyn Lin, Tia Thomas, Tori Black, Stephanie Cane, Lana Violet, Lilly Kingston, and Alexa Jordan filling out the rest of this amazing title—and, of course, making us drool all over our keyboards.

Each and every single one of these girls has what it takes to make the grade. Specifically: a tight pucker of love, and the willingness to stretch it to unfathomable lengths full of throbbing meat stick. It's always a pleasure watching zesty young slut Shawna Lenee get fucked in any hole, much less to see her get her back door pried all the way open. The look on her face at any given moment, or young Miss Hendrix's, for that matter, when she's getting drilled hard, is absolutely priceless. We'd give her passing marks for that alone. Greedily slurping up a shot of hot spunk? Gotta call that extra credit!

"Getting All A+s 6" releases this week from Digital Sin. Enjoy your weekend, and try not to hurt yourself looking at this exclusive sneak peek.

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Take, for example, her latest movie release, "Double Krossed." Releasing this week, the film is a murder mystery revolving around the story of sexy twins (our favorite kind!). Kayden flexes her thespian muscles by playing both roles—the actress murdered by a psycho and the grief stricken sibling in search of justice who shared the zygote. Like a pornographic Nancy Drew, our curvy maneater pokes around her sister's past, uncovering cliché revelations that fall tragically short of being, say, David Lynch-level intriguing, but which otherwise hit the mark by serving to tie Kayden's steamy sex scenes together convincingly enough—a feat to which some blue screen directors still (sadly) aspire.

In addition to our favorite blond equestrian, "Double Krossed" also stars Holly Wellin, Marie McCray, Eden Adams, Stephanie Cane, and Brooke Scott. Holly turns in an uninhibited anal scene with a wicked smile, Brooke sucks mean cock, and Stephanie looks great modeling a throbbing love stick in her tiny jay-jay. But in the end it's really Kayden we came to see, in back to back performances with Eric Everhard.

Keep 'em cumming, Kayden baby. We can't turn our eyes away.

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Fast forward a decade or two: Clive asked Larry if he could shoot movies based on one of Hustler’s popular satellite magazines, a little publication known as Barely Legal. The deal was this: Clive would take the risk and manage the video line, and in return Larry would give him a portion of the profits. (We can just see the glint of excitement flashing in Clive’s silver eyes, a smile creasing the weathered lines around his face, the tiny pungent cigar clenched tight in his teeth as his lips expanded to a wide grin and sheer electricity jittered his spry frame. Talk about great moments in porn history!) It was a gamble that would prove enormously successful, spawning a near endless sea of knockoffs from competitors and ancillary projects dreamed up and pitched in the obsidian castle that houses Larry Flynt Publications.

As Darwin taught us long ago, all things must grow and change, evolving to fit the basic requirements of survival on this planet. Yes, even the sublime and mystical world of modern pornography is bound by this rule — sort of. Witness the next evolution of Clive’s dream, the most natural progression imaginable, one so simple and wonderful we're shocked we didn’t think of it first. Say hello to Barely Legal Interactive.

Now, armed with only a single copy of this fine movie and an active imagination, you too can step into the shoes (and penises) of the well hung male performers you've envied for years, virtually fucking the hell out of girls who are, yes, just barely legal. Savor the amazing freshness and tight lubricious viscosity that each delightfully young, inexperienced legal teen has to offer as she climbs the slippery slope towards being a full grown woman. Ah, the circle of life!

After a frustrating battle with the plastic wrapping encasing the DVD (which may involve teeth, tears, and scissors), you’ll soon be (virtually) balls deep in either Eva Angelina (pre baby bump), Adriana Neveah, Stephanie Cane, or Sindee Jennings. But do us a favor: whichever beautiful young debutante you decide to service, treat her kindly and roger her properly — for Clive’s sake. Rest in peace, Clive. You are dearly missed.

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