Back To Basics: "Tera Goes Gonzo"

DCypher — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 19:55:16 EDT

When current reigning porn queen Tera Patrick decided to go back to her humble gonzo roots and prove that she can still fuck as nasty as all those callow up-and-coming porn starlets do these days, who did she call? Why, none other than pornographic legend Ed Powers, himself arguably a relic from the days when setting up a Betamax in your living room and filming yourself fucking barely legal girls half your age was considered cutting edge.

Actually. we’re not sure exactly what Ed contributes to "Tera Goes Gonzo"; we were too bust watching Tera and her costars to analyze things too much. But one thing is clear: with a supporting cast that includes Nautica Thorn, Daisy Marie, Roxy DeVille, Gianna Lynn, Kelle Marie, and Stefani Morgan, we’re more than willing to endure whatever other support staff Tera decided to hire to get things done.

In other news, we hear that TeraVision has also leased out the CERN Large Hadron Collider in Geneva and will harness its awesome power to travel back to 1982 and make a real proto-gonzo video. In the meantime, however, "Tera Goes Gonzo" hits the shelves later this month..

• Tera Patrick (all things Tera @ terapatrick.com)
• Order: "Tera Goes Gonzo" (adultdvdempire.com)

Tera Patrick And Friends Are "Where The Boys Aren't" ... And You're Not

DCypher — Mon, 14 Jul 2008 15:10:18 EDT

Thanks to Showtime’s incessant rebroadcasting of the 2008 AVN Awards, most heterosexualist audiences may be forgiven for thinking that Chi Chi LaRue is a failed Vegas lounge singer who marked the end of the show with a hysteria-inducing performance of a song we are pretty sure was titled "Tranny Girls Rock". But since we here at Fleshbot cover both sides of the waterfront, we know that Chi Chi is an eminently respected gay porn director and safer sex advocate who has also dipped his/her heels into the straight porn world on occasion until giving up that end of the business a few years ago over the lack of condom use in most hetero-flavored smut. Good thing that "Where The Boys Aren't" doesn't fall into that category!

The concept of having a larger-than-life drag queen direct a Sapphic porn spectacular isn't as farfetched as it may sound; after all, there isn’t a single girl in the cast who couldn’t learn a thing or two from Chi Chi about applying waterproof mascara or keeping lipstick off their teeth and still looking fabulous. And with the lack of male partners—and hence no need for condoms—there's nothing to get anyone's panties in a twist over!

"Where The Boys Aren't 19" (subtitled "Arabian Nights") stars Tera Patrick in all her glory as the Lady in the Lamp, who gets rubbed by costars including Briana Banks, Monique Alexander, Lexi Marie, Tawny Roberts, Mercedez, Lyndsey and Lacey Love, Lanny Barby, award-winning vintner Savanna Samson, and the amazing disappearing Stefani Morgan. And if that lineup isn't enough to make you wish you were there (whether you're a boy or not), maybe the exclusive preview gallery Vivid was nice enough to share with us will.

"Where The Boys Aren't 19" will be released later this month.

• Vivid (vividvideo.com)
• Order: "Where The Boys Aren't 19" (Adult DVD Empire)

Fleshbot: stefani morgan

Back To Basics: "Tera Goes Gonzo"

Tera Patrick And Friends Are "Where The Boys Aren't" ... And You're Not