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Fleshbot Fashion Police: (Not) Baring All At eXXXotica NY

Jonnobot — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 11:30:16 EDT

We've always liked to dream the impossible dream here at Fleshbot, and last weekend that meant looking for fashionable attendees at eXXXotica NY. But since finding Girls Wearing Outrageously Tiny and Shiny Outfits isn't exactly a tall order at a porn convention, we decided to up the ante and look for gals who showed up modestly dressed instead. After all, sometimes leaving something to the imagination is really hot—and in the context of a porn convention, it's even sort of kinky. Maybe we watch too much porn? (Ed. note: You think?) -Audacia Ray

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Tiffany Granath, host of Playboy Radio's Afternoon Advice (tiffanygranath.com)

In this dress, Tiffany Granath can pretty much write the book on how to be pretty and girly while defying porn stereotypes. It's not easy to gracefully transition into clothes-on work once you've spent a chunk of years in the adult business, but Tiffany is a role model in this respect. And it's also not easy to wear something that buttons down smoothly over boobs of that magnitude. The bustier members of Team Fleshbot would like to be introduced to the people who fit her for bras.

Bella Vendetta, punk porn powerhouse (bellavendetta.com)

When we first laid eyes on Bella and her lovely dress, we expressed our shock at seeing her in so much clothing: especially in contrast to the other ladies at the Burning Angel booth, Bella's outfit seemed practically demure. Oh right, except for the fact that's its the color of a traffic cone. The matching peep toe pumps and flower in her hair are a nice touch.

Jasmine Mai, East Coast Import Supermodel

Pants are a rarity on women at porn conventions—thongs, mini skirts, and chaps are the most common bottom-half adornments. So we admit that such full coverage of Jasmine Mai's gams surprised us. It all made sense again when she peeled her trousers down seconds before this photo was snapped. You can put a porn star in pants, but damn it all to hell if she's gonna keep them on!

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Previously: Fleshbot Fashion Police Archive

New Bond girl Gemma Arterton (not to to...

Jonnobot — Mon, 15 Sep 2008 13:15:27 EDT

New Bond girl Gemma Arterton (not to to be confused with fellow Brit babe Gemma Atkinson) might not be a household name yet, but if her previous cinematic experience is any indication of her acting chops she's already going a long way towards drumming up good P.R. for Bond 22, aka "Quantum of Solace". Now if only they'd do something about that title ... (video @ nerve.com; autoplay sound warning)

Budding porn magnate Mandy Morbid is also...

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 09:15:24 EDT

Budding porn magnate Mandy Morbid is also some kind of Los Angeles style icon. We're not sure why anyone would want to take pictures of her with her clothes on, but to each his own we guess. (laist.com)

This Week In Lad Mags: Kitty Lea Gets Friendly

Jonnobot — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 10:45:26 EDT

We can't for the life of us figure out while the seemingly gregarious Kitty Lea doesn't get as much glossy page time as some of her colleagues on the British lad mag scene: as these pictures from the latest issue of Front magazine clearly show, she certainly has a knack for getting her fellow models to relax and enjoy themselves. Oh, and take off their tops, which certainly helps us relax and enjoy ourselves too. Someone get that gal a Miss Congeniality sash! (dailypoa.com)

Richard Kern Makes A Break For The Border

Jonnobot — Tue, 01 Jul 2008 12:25:15 EDT

Because shooting cute hipster girls and first-time amateur models in the confines of his New York City studio wasn't exotic enough (though it certainly sounds exotic enough to us), celebrated naked lady photographer Richard Kern went down to Mexico City to take pictures of the very lovely Jessica for VBS.tv. What started out being just another episode of his "Shot by Kern" series, however, turned into a veritable cross-cultural educational experience: for example, we didn't know before we watched this that Mexican society is quite conservative when it comes to nudity, and that the indigenous Mexican tooth brushing technique involves lots of foam dribbling down one's chin in a suggestive manner. And there might even be more fun facts in the videos you'll find after the jump, but we were too distrtacted by Jessica's perfect boobs and ass to pay much attention to anything else ...

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· Shot by Kern: Jessica Part 1 and Part 2 (vbs.tv)

We were overwhelmed by the response to yesterday's...

Jonnobot — Tue, 01 Jul 2008 11:50:25 EDT

We were overwhelmed by the response to yesterday's post in which we asked Fleshbot readers to tell us what turned them on, and have already started doing the research to bring you exactly what you've been looking for. While you're waiting, though, can we interest you in these photos of Eva Longoria canoodling with a fire hydrant? We're sure someone was going to get around to adding that to the request list sooner or later, and what with our busy schedules it's always nice to be able to cross things off our list whenever we can. (vanityspy.com)

We're not even halfway through 2008 yet,...

Jonnobot — Mon, 23 Jun 2008 11:10:13 EDT

We're not even halfway through 2008 yet, but apparently superbabe Gemma Atkinson is already hard at work shooting her 2009 calendar. Considering the fact that we haven't even planned what we're going to have for lunch today yet, her industry and foresight should be an example to us all. (areaticino.com)

Oh Mary Carey, we had such high hopes for...

Jonnobot — Wed, 18 Jun 2008 02:35:46 EDT

Oh Mary Carey, we had such high hopes for you when you did that whole "Celebrity Rehab" thing, and we were really looking forward to seeing the new sexy and sober you in action. But then someone sent us a link to these pics from your birthday bash in Vegas last weekend, and ... well, let's just say we sort of missed the old, messy, party animal Mary Carey too. Either way, those new boobs of yours look fabulous. Don't ever change, k? (vanityspy.com)

We Heart Claudette (And You Will Too)

Jonnobot — Tue, 17 Jun 2008 12:10:15 EDT

Even if she hadn't festooned her Flickr profile and photostream with all those HTML-generated hearts (see? we know how to ♥make them too♥!), we'd still have a lot of love for 21-year-old Buenos Aires-based model and photographer Claudette, who from the looks of things has as much talent at things like lighting and composition as she does managing to get just the right angle to show off her perfect bikini-, thong-, and baby oil-covered ass to best advantage. While she explains that they're not revealing or explicit enough to be considered porn, her photos are certainly hot enough for us to hope that book she's working on is going to be printed on drool-proof paper; we might have to order two copies when it comes out just to be safe. Really, what's not to ♥?

· ♥Claudette Psico♥'s Photoset @ Flickr (flickr.com - thanks Matthew)

Justine Joli: From Girl On Girl To Girl On Game

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 13 Jun 2008 12:25:29 EDT

When she's not busy looking hotter in a t-shirt than any gal has a right to, World's Hottest Geek Justine Joli has also been upping her nerdy cred with a new writing gig reviewing video games for Complex's DasGamer. Knowing her qualifications as intimately as we do, we think Justine is an excellent choice for the job: she's smart, knows her way around a gaming console, and will have no trouble at all getting her fellow geeks to pay attention to her. After the jump, check out the DasGamer video introducing Justine to their audience ... and giving us all a peek behind the scenes at a recent photo shoot.

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· "Introducing Girl On Game: Justine Joli Signs Up As Our Guest Reviewer" (dasgamer.com)

It's been a while since we saw an actual...

Jonnobot — Tue, 10 Jun 2008 11:20:23 EDT

It's been a while since we saw an actual real life pornstar appearing in an American Apparel ad (you know, instead of models who just look like real life porn stars), and it's been a while since we saw Charlotte Stokely in any context ... so this swimsuit ad couldn't have come at a better time. Now if only some more of those American Apparel models would start appearing in Vivid Alt movies, the cycle of hotness would be complete. (tenderbits.wordpress.com)

We're glad to see that Ashley Dupre(e) hasn't...

Jonnobot — Mon, 09 Jun 2008 13:25:54 EDT

We're glad to see that Ashley Dupre(e) hasn't let her stunning notoriety keep her from enjoying a day at the shore in her bikini—though after having watched her porn doppelganger in action over the last couple of weeks, maybe seeing her enjoying a day at the shore in her bikini isn't as exciting as it might have been. (vanityspy.com)

OK, so some might find her name a little...

Jonnobot — Thu, 29 May 2008 11:40:50 EDT

OK, so some might find her name a little off-putting ... but really, we've never found Kate Hate to be anything but perfectly delightful. Hey, anyone who hangs out with Joanna Angel and is cool about people taking pictures of her naked tits in a nightclub bathroom can't be that unfriendly, right? (photos by Igor @ drivenbyboredom.com)

Meanwhile, Fleshbot Crush Object-In-Training...

Jonnobot — Thu, 22 May 2008 11:05:02 EDT

Meanwhile, Fleshbot Crush Object-In-Training Baby Sinead continues to expand her career horizons by exercising her entrepreneurship skills—and even if that whole selling her pubic hair on Craigslist thing didn't work out, we still have to give her points for effort. Remember, if at first you don't succeed ... (babysinead.com)

The deliciously bustacular Aria Valentino...

Jonnobot — Mon, 19 May 2008 14:20:25 EDT

The deliciously bustacular Aria Valentino is making quite a name for herself here at Fleshbot Central, and not just because some of us keep getting her confused with fellow babelog fixtures Aria Giovanni and Andie Valentino: if you're still not a fan, maybe this preview video clip will help? After all, there are few better ways to get to know someone than by taking a shower with them. (yourdirtymind.com; more @ bigboobsalert.com and bigtitscurvyasses.com)

Hey, Kanye West—you've just performed...

Jonnobot — Fri, 16 May 2008 09:20:26 EDT

Hey, Kanye West—you've just performed a sold out show in front of screaming thousands at Madison Square Garden! What are you gonna do now? "I'm going to play a set at a private party at a restaurant on the East Side surrounded by naked astronaut babes!" (Yeah, we figured Disneyworld was a little far to travel, not to mention the fact that it's been done already.) (brooklynvegan.com; photos via punkphoto.com)

Going Deep?

Dashiell Bennett — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 12:20:49 EDT

So is that really All-Pro Dallas Cowboys wide receiver Terrell Owens ~~starring in~~ accidentally walking through the background of a Bang Bros. shoot? (And if it isn't ... well, at least you still get a nice look at Vanessa Lee's tight end.) (bangbros.com, via thedirty.com, via withleather.com)

Our friend Igor at Driven By Boredom tells...

Jonnobot — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 11:12:49 EDT

Our friend Igor at Driven By Boredom tells us that Burning Angel's JessieLee had a few of her scenes cut from an upcoming Playboy/Spice TV movie because (1) one of them didn't show her asking her partner to choke her during sex and (2) the other one did show Joanna Angel teaching her how to douche. We're all for fully consensual depictions of erotic strangulation, but shouldn't douching lessons be an acceptable thing to show in a porn flick if the director chooses to do so? These things are supposed to be educational, aren't they? (drivenbyboredom.com; more JessieLee @ burningangel.com)

Well hello there, Aria Valentino. We're...

Jonnobot — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 10:27:50 EDT

Well hello there, Aria Valentino. We're awfully excited about your upcoming solo site debut; we just hope we don't get you confused with other busty babelog favorites like Aria Giovanni and Andie Valentino. It's getting harder to keep track of these things at our advanced age, you know, no matter how many jiggly exercise videos we come across. (xfanz.com + myspace.com; more @ bigboobsalert.com)

Thanks to some eagle-eyed porn fan readers,...

Jonnobot — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 13:59:40 EST

Thanks to some eagle-eyed porn fan readers, the folks at The Smoking Gun found out that one of the stars of their recent mug shot roundup is actually on-again off-again hardcore babe Allie Sin. And here you were thinking that badass porn name of hers was just part of her whole schtick or something? (thesmokinggun.com + www.myspace.com/allie_sin - thanks Mike)