Found in the cuff mounted checklist worn by NASA astronaut Charles Duke (on the moon!), the drawing is part of a collection of astronaut memorabilia that'll be auctioned off in London this July. Man, if only we'd gone to astronaut school... all our porny drawings might actually be worth something now!

· Photo from Getty Images (daylife.com, more at Gizmodo)

When will we be getting it on with supersonic fuckbots? Or having orgasms at the press of a button? Or doing it... in space? Our friend Violet Blue knows—and she was more than happy to go on TV and tell all to the viewers of "Attack of the Show."

Now if we can just figure out how to be a beta tester for that orgasm button...

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· future sex on Attack of the Show (tinynibbles.com)
· Thumbnail star: Pussean princess Alexia Milano (galacticgirls.com)

This past weekend, the History Channel took the time to investigate this pressing concern, exploring the ins and outs (teehee!) of sex in space. Turns out, sex in space is a lot more complicated (and less sexy) than it is on earth. Maybe it's for the best that Virgin Galactic scuttled that plan for space porn.

· Sex In Space (history.com)

· Virgin Galactic rejects $1 million space porn (msnbc.com, via Slashdot)
· Space age Mckenize Lee via Ask Jolene

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· "spaceship fuck" (Megarotic)

Marital Aids that look like they came from Space are an important part of our cultural footprint. Now, a Japanese company called Erotic Embrace has unleashed its Wabi series of vibrators, a group that is not only phthalate free but also hewn from a substance new to the world of adult novelties: Elastomer!

Read more after the gap.

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Like the favored poison in a James Bond film, Elastomer fans praise it for being "non-porous, and odorless, with no taste." Indeed, the Wabi we received is not one of those discreet bits of erotic machinery one can secret in her handbag and rub one out with on the train. Instead, it looks almost exactly like the robot in "Lost in Space", but for your vagina.

"You really have to commit to something like that," our test subject said. "It's not the little cool accessory. You almost have to walk around with it hanging out of your vadge, because there's no hiding it."

The Wabi's business end is neither flaccid nor turgid, and it does feel like some ridged packing material rather than the Cyberskin oily rigidness we're used to. But it does the job.

"At first it felt flimsy," our subject said, "and it does have a flimsy base. But the vibration is solid and there isn't the smell or residue like some of that other stuff you gave me."

"Let's not be graphic. It's not that kind of site."

"I'm just saying I'm going to keep this one."

· Buy the Wabi (joyhollywoodwholesale.com)

This probably isn't how you planned to start off your Friday morning, but for those of you who think Care Bear fucking is a little bit out there, we just had to shift your worldview even further. Like outside the solar system. Hot alien sex has been a staple of our porn diet since the Roswell incident, so that's not news, but an E.T. head and some sort of seaweed mummy wrap definitely take it up a notch. Positive body image is important here, and we've always been respectful of all sizes, shapes, color and creeds, but we have to confess that this is least sexy extra-terrestrial we've ever run across. No matter what her(?) virtues in the bedroom—and no matter how high this clip rates on the giggle factor—we're not planning to add this one to the Fleshbot Crush File. Call us prudes, but that's just how we roll. (What's even more disturbing is that this isn't the first time we've stumbled across some hardcore E.T. oral sex action. Can't someone please decide once and for all what kind of plumbing that thing is supposed to have?)

· E.T. Alien Sex 1 (video @ efukt.com)

Previously: Catching Up With The Galactic Girls, DVD Review: "The Visitors", UFO(s) and Sex, Alien Dildos, Intergalactic Love, tHardcore E.T. Porn

When is a porn title that should have come out, at the latest, in 1979 worth your consideration? Because Vicky Vette is in it. The LutefiskMILF evens the odds of a movie that describes itself thusly:

Space, where no man has cum b4. This is the voyage of five galaxy sluts whose mission is to boldly take over all Earth-men lured by the powers of femininity. This crew of minions doesn't stand a chance escaping the sheer seduction from these bombastic babes. Join them on their galactic tour of mind-blowing cock explosions, and be launched into climax when you witness your favorite beauty get fucked out of this world.

Remember the Prime Directive, Ensign Fleshbot: In space, no one can hear your mind-blowing cock explosions. - GP

· Buy "Sex Trek" (gamelink.com)
· Platinum Blue (platinumblueproductions.com)
· Vicky Vette (official site @ vickyathome.com)

Previously: Porn Of The Moment Archive

· Vivid may have run into a little snag with their Toastee sex tape they were planning on releasing—like the fact that Red Light District says they bought it first. Get back to us when you sort it all out, guys. Or don't. (avn.com)

· Model Joanna Krupa does not care much for wearing those ... what do you call them? Oh yeah, shirts. (gorillamask.net)

· NASA wants to send people into space for years at a time, but would rather they not touch each other while they're up there. They don't need that space baby momma drama. (cnn.com)

· New research claims that Stone Age men and women were using dildos on each other. Does that mean it's okay now when someone says you're like a caveman in bed? (timesonline.co.uk)

· What's the secret to living 116 years? Apparently, it's never getting laid. It does store up a lot of extra energy. (ananova.com)

· The best reason to keep your ass in shape is so that you always make a good, uh ... impression for your co-workers. (Flickr, via adrants.com)

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Previously: Morning Wood Archives/Wet Spots Archives

It might not be totally accurate to call Austin-based Paul Richards a pinup artist per se—his portfolio includes plenty of examples of work that doesn't fit into that category, like puppies and pumpkins and assorted ghosts, ghouls, and goblins. And fans of traditional pinup work may find themselves a bit discomfited by some of his more outrageous sexy creations, like eight-nippled raygun-toting alien babes or hot Chthulu-on-space chick action. As far as we're concerned, though, the art of pinup illustration is a constantly evolving one—which is to say that as much as we admire the traditional cheesecake kind, we can't get enough of things like eight-nippled raygun-toting alien babes and hot Chthulu-on-space chick action. So let's hope the talented Mr. Richards keeps bringing us more of it. (And did we mention that he accepts commissions too?)

· Autodestruct: Sketchbook (autodestruct.com; don't miss the Commissions gallery - thanks BSM)

Previously: Hot 'Toon Babes By Alessandro Scacchia, Sexy Pin-Up Art by Paul John Ballard, Sexy Pinups by Viktor Jung, Mark Wasyl's Drop Dead Sexy Pinups, Sexy Art by Mónica, Erotic Illustrations by Erica Glasier, Grafuck 2.0, Pinup Art by Gina King, Susan Heidi Pin-Up Art