Fleshbot: smash pictures

"Whale Tail 5" is Whopping Good Fun

DCypher — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 15:00:00 EST

Who among us hasn't seen the back of a thong seductively poking over the top of a pair of low-rise jeans stuffed beyond capacity by the sweet full ass of a young girl and been nearly inconsolably aroused?

You may have thought that such a high brow concept couldn't last beyond a movie or two. Well, guess again, because they're all the way up to volume five—with no sign of stopping! Smash Pictures has managed to maintain the series, breathing new life into it by casting the very young looking girls, and then switching up directors to keep it fresh. Volume five, directed by Kevin Moore, releases this month. It stars Ashlyn Rae, Dani Jensen, Hannah West, Miley Ann, and Pepper Foxxx.

When it comes to the sweet curves of Dani Jensen, we almost don't know where to start. Her soft white skin glistens, beckoning to us like a sultry siren's song. Her strawberry blonde locks wave to and fro while she gets pounded by Mark Wood in her tiny, unused vagina, still vacuum sealed with that new car smell, like a flag of freedom waving in the wind. Our cocks stand in salute and wave as she bravely fucks on, her voice shrilly reaching new volumes as she climaxes.

Hannah West seems much dirtier by comparison. Where Dani seems demure and innocent, as if her sexuality is something new she is exploring, Hannah's reckless love for sucking cock makes us think she might have done this a few times before. With the slightest suggestion from her "lover," she twists her hips to the side, arching her back up and presenting her hot shaved slit for Mark Ashley's monster tool to demolish. With the ferocity of a wild animal in heat, she throws her head back and cries out as wave after wave of orgasmic pleasure rushes through her body flushing her face and breasts.

It may read like the sticky pages of a used romance novel but we promise you that's no fisherman's tale, which in addition to meaning a fabricated or boast enhanced account also has something to do with ejaculating under a girl's nose and making her snort it according to Urban Dictionary. Now find a clever way to work that into your evening dinner conversations, if you dare.

"Whale Tail 5" release this month. You can find out more at Smash Pictures after you've had your fill of these exclusive pictures Stuart Wall sent over. Everyone say it all at once: Thanks Stu!

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MILF Fans Rejoice Smash's "Best of Cheating Housewives" Release

DCypher — Wed, 03 Jun 2009 15:00:00 EDT

When we think of some of our favorite MILF's of all time names like Lisa Ann, Nina Hartley, Vicky Vette, Lisa Ann, Nikita Denise, and Tiffany Minx come to mind. Apparently, Smash thinks a lot like we do. Interesting.

That's why they've gone and compiled the best scenes they had from their award-winning MILF series to create 'The Best of Cheating Housewives' featuring an all star cast. Seriously, every single scene in this release is a fucking winner. That's powerful stuff in today's sagging porn market.

Lisa Ann gets power drilled by Ben English in a playful grudge fuck between two of Porn Valley's most powerful porn agents. Lisa demonstrates her Gumby-esque superpowers, exhibiting both alacrity and a surprising limberness, all the while locking her hungry stare on Ben's and demanding more. Their scene alone is compelling enough to carry this title, but that's just the start.

Sweet OG MILF Vicky Vette takes a sugary ride on her partner's candy cane, her luscious pink gash greedily slurping up every hard inch with her picture perfect lips drooling hot nectar onto his balls.

Sexy legend Nina Hartley proves why she's a sex educator, among other amazing things, by taking two of the biggest black shadow sticks in the history of porn at the same time—one of which looks surprisingly like that Rico the Destroyer guy. Any other performer would crumble under the pressure of proving pleasure to these two over endowed gentlemen, but Hartley has the situation well in hand as she devours both up her hungry holes.

Julia Ann is always a pleasure to watch, particularly with thug life Derrick Pierce expertly drilling her to high pitched ecstasy—and we never turn down the chance to watch Tiffany Minx or sultry diva bitch Nikita Denise take a hard pounding in their prime.

With all this MILFing goodness, the only thing left to ask is who's going to watch the children when they start working on racking up scenes for volume 2?

"Best of Cheating Housewives" drops next week from Smash Pictures. Get a babysitter then go pick up your copy.

Nina Hartley

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Nina Hartley

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Julia Ann

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Lisa Ann

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Nikita Denise

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Tiffany Minx

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Vicky Vette

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"Registered Nurses 2" Strengthens Vocational Porn Hybrid Trend

DCypher — Tue, 19 May 2009 16:00:00 EDT

What's black and white and pink all over? Hot sexy nurses, that's what! Smash Pictures and Kevin Moore deliver the goods in this fever-inducing volume that some consider an early indicator of future vocational pornography.

Usually when we go to the emergency room in the middle of the night for some free morphine and experimental surgery, the registered nurse on duty is about the farthest thing on our minds from sexy. We've actually had some experience here. Trust us, our last nurse was named Frank and, competent as he was, he did not inspire lusty fantasies about probing.

Shyla Stylez on the other hand, well, does. Dress her up in the requisite nursing outfit and bend her over and she looks like a blow up doll (in a good way). Considering she's taking a Prince deep up into the velvety folds of her plush hot wetness, the abstract series of expressions she twists her face into begin to make more sense. Perhaps she's speaking in a forgotten nurse code, saying, "Hey, I'm getting the fucking of my life from this guy."

Shyla is joined by the hottest chick in all of porn from 2008, Miss Jayden James, as well as Kristina Rose, Aletta Ocean, and Tara Lynn.

Kevin Moore is one of the most talented, and overlooked, gonzo directors in the business today. Kudos to Smash for another great movie, and to Moore for helming it.

"Registered Nurses 2" is out now. Check out these exclusive snaps!

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Sasha Grey Slays Us In “Secretary's Day 3”

DCypher — Mon, 09 Mar 2009 16:30:01 EDT

Though the fate of the free world's economy hangs in the balance, we still feel confident in saying that some things will never change—for instance, people wanting to screw their secretary or Sasha Grey.

And what if your secretary was Sasha Grey? Smash Pictures explores this deviously brilliant notion in their latest wonderful sex fantasy "Secretary's Day 3"—and we couldn't be happier to see it on this frisky Monday morning. Seeing one of our all time favorite starlets undressed and bent over a desk, taking a foot of black cock; why, it's the perfect start to the week, and a great beginning for this new release.

Add to that a smoldering hot lesbian scene with drop dead gorgeous muff diver Celeste Star & curvy beauty Georgia (not to mention redophile daydream Nikki Rhodes taking the pounding of her sweet young life with sexy librarian glasses on), and what would generally be a run-of-the-mill, cliché wall-to-wall is elevated into the "must see" category fast! We're pretty sure we've all but demolished the remote to our DVD player at this point, and are still in a state of total disbelief at how well volume 3 came together.

But don't just take our word for it, by all means, check out the preview gallery—which also features Sarah Vandella getting plowed hard and Mackenzee Pierce having a go at the office plumber (played by Eric Everhard).

"Secretary's Day 3" releases this Thursday from Smash Pictures. We can't believe it either!

Barely Legal Meets Interracial In "Teen Idol 6"

DCypher — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 14:00:00 EDT

When two or more genres of music get mixed together to create a eclectic hybrid—for example, Jay Z and Linkin Park's unforeseen duets or "Walk This Way" by Run DMC and Aerosmith—it's referred to as a "smash up." Sadly, we lack the terminology to describe what the product that is porn when the same phenomenon (two or more sex niches gloriously copulating together in a sweaty grinding sticky mess) occurs in porn. Someone needs to come up with one: we nominate America's Beloved Porn Journalist, Gram Ponante.

While Gram toils thanklessly away, reclassifying "real" America's porn subdivisions, we'd like to examine the latest offering in this as of yet unnamed category—"Teen Idol 6 "from Smash Pictures—which mixes barely legal vixens with oversized interracial pipe to good effect. The kid in us relates all too well to the curiosity of these morally unfettered, hyper-promiscuous debutantes; while the adult in us loves the electrifying taboo of miscegenated intercourse! Yeehaaw!

Billy Springfield teams up with first time director Sir Real to bring this interracial teen epic to life, packing the plotless gonzo vehicle full of sweet, ripe vixens like Ashli Orion, Karisma Marie, Tori Paige, Kandice Kavelli, and Mimi Allen. Each and every one of these young ladies deserves a standing ovation; if not for their prurient aspirations, then certainly for possessing the temerity to ride the turgid tools of such well endowed gentlemen.

"Teen Idol 6" hits the shelves this November, but we have a sneak peek gallery for you today because, well, we're cool like that.

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