Apparently, despite YouTube's strict enforcement of its no nipple policy, it is still acceptable to show bare breasted women being felt up ... as long as it's done in the name of medical science. Seriously, there are still boobs on YouTube! We don't how this happened, but it did, so take advantage while you still can. You know how when you were just a youngster, unable to purchase your own girly mags or unscramble the cable box in the family room, and you were forced to turn to almost any swimsuit ad or underwear catalog in order to get your boobie fix? Yeah, us neither, but the point is that this whole situation reminds of the phrase "any port in a storm." If you're stuck in some bizarre filtering nightmare that only allows you access to YouTube and you just have to see some naked tits, it's nice to know that all is not completely lost. What you do with this information is up to you, but don't get upset with us for corrupting was is essentially a public service. Our love of healthy boobs is what made us what we are today.

· "Breast Massage Technique" (YouTube + Bonus video after the jump - thanks Mike!)

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· "Live Breast Examination - How to check your breasts" (YouTube)

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Previously: YouTube Watch Archives

There are some in the country who feel that the level of our political discourse has fallen to abysmal depths and that the opportunity to debate the great issues of our age is lost in a sea of partisan name-calling and sensationalist rhetoric that appeals to our most base instincts at the fringes of our society. Those people are going to be pissed when they realize that the most interesting thing to come out of the 2008 presidential race thus far is a chick with big boobs singing about how she's horny for Barack Obama. Personally, we think election rallies could use more bikini models and double entendres about the "head of state." So maybe it isn't exactly enlightened political philosophy, but it's pretty much the best argument we've seen for anyone's candidacy at this point. If Mariah Carey suddenly pens an ode to Sam Brownback, however, we're moving to Canada.

· Obama Girl (obamagirl.typepad.com)
· 2008: Obama Girl and More (blogs.nytimes.com)

Previously: 40,000 Blowjobs: Vote For Tania Derveaux!, Presidential Pornstar Poll @ Adultcon Los Angeles

In a possible bid to wrest the title of "Internet's Girlfriend" away from that upstart Dana DeArmond and assert her primacy as Queen Of All Media, Jenna Jameson's publicist announced this week that her number of close, personal BFFs on MySpace reached 1,002,692 on Christmas Day, approximately 457,234 of whom saw fit to mark the occasion by leaving her a message saying "Luv ya babe!", "Your awesome!", and/or "Thanks for the add!". "Myspace is amazing!" Jameson most likely did not actually say. "It is a great way to promote new projects and my appearances to fans, plus I have been able to keep up with my own friends online. I admit I am a bit addicted to Myspace!" Guess we're not the only ones having a slow news week ...

· "Jenna Jameson Hits One Million Friends on MySpace" (AVN)
· Jenna Jameson on MySpace (myspace.com)
· Thumbnail: Jenna with current paramour and Top 24 placeholder Tito Ortiz

Previously: DVD: "MyXXXPornSpace.com"