Fleshbot: skateboards

Our Hearts Are Doing Kickflips For Rosie And Hettie [Babes]

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 14:00:00 EDT

Avril Lavigne may have penned an ode to skater boys, but we've always found skater girls to be more to our liking—especially ones as fetching as Rosie and Hettie.

Eat your heart out, Tony Hawk—you may know how to do a bunch of fancy tricks, but you'll never look as good on a skateboard as these girls do.

· Rosie & Hettie Sexy Gallery Insanity (frontarmy.co.uk)

Wren From GodsGirls Can Be Yours (Sort Of) [Alt]

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 12 Mar 2009 15:30:01 EDT

Looking for a sexy skateboard with more alt flavor than the Vivid Girl decks? Wren from GodsGirls has been immortalized as a skateboard deck. Yes, you'll finally be able to ride her whenever you want.

· Tentacle Deck Skateboard (zazzle.com, via altpornnow.com)
· Wren (godsgirls.com)

Boobs: They're Not Just For Snowboards Anymore [Mainstream Crossover Watch]

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 11:30:11 EDT

Perhaps inspired by the Burton/Playboy partnership, Vivid Entertainment recently announced a licensing deal with skateboard manufacturer Control MFG. Yes, it's true: soon you'll be able to ride Vivid girls like Sunny Leone, Nikki Jayne, Hanna Hilton, and Meggan Mallone whenever you want. On your skateboard, we mean. (avn.com)

As she made very clear in a certain now-infamous... [Jenna Jameson World Domination]

Jonnobot — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 12:14:36 EST

As she made very clear in a certain now-infamous speech at the AVN Awards this year, Jenna Jameson did not get to be the successful businesswoman she is today by letting people walk all over her. Unless of course you happen to be a skateboard aficionado who decides to shell out for one of Zoo York's new limited edition Jenna decks, in which case walking all over her would be pretty much the point. (commercial-archive.com; also spotted @ copyranter.blogspot.com)