Fleshbot: silvia saint

If "Hell Is Where The Party Is," Put Us On The List

Gram Ponante — Wed, 15 Apr 2009 11:30:01 EDT

I am trying to imagine the person I would have to be to show "Hell Is Where the Party Is" to guests at my home. Phil Spector comes to mind.

Hell Is Where the Party Is

Studio: Miss Lucifer.tv
Director: Louis Xypher
Cast:Viva Style, Silvia Saint, Angel Dark, Natalli Di Angelo, Loona Luxx, Julia Taylor, Jennifer Stone

Review by: Gram Ponante

This raveporn from European (of course) outfit Miss Lucifer is an ecstatic film. By this I mean you should take some Ecstasy and watch it over the shoulder of whatever similarly-affected, sweaty, PVC-clad UCLA student you're scratching up and down against like a piece of fleshy Velcro. I also mean that it is a lot of fun.

I mean, "Requiem for a Dream" made vag-to-vag dildo action seem sordid. But this is glorious.

Edited to within an inch of its life and featuring a soundtrack that must be played loud, "Hell Is Where the Party Is" is indeed a party movie. You can imagine it being screened on a series of zeppelins shortly before the end of the world, or in the background of some Adrian Lyne or Joe Ezsterhas movie, just as the protagonist is about to get his sensibilities up ended by a sexually dangerous woman who will ultimately leave him an empty shell of himself. It is like the Human League video that never was, as directed by Frankie Goes to Hollywood. It's like the alternate up ending to "Beyond the Valley of the Dolls."

A sophisticated and often playful porn movie which sets aside the common complaint that Europorn performers are disaffected and laden with ennui, "Hell Is Where the Party Is" is jerkoff material that seems to require a dress code, though the Vatican might look askance at its theology (even though it's got Silvia Saint).

· Official Site (helliswherethepartyis.com)

Fleshbot Birthday BabesTM: Silvia Saint

pweasels — Thu, 12 Feb 2009 12:30:01 EST

Isn't it time we actually canonized Silvia Saint? As the greatest of the porn Saints, today's birthday girl is the rock upon which the porn church should be built.

Silvia, who turns 33 today, will be followed into beatitude by Olivia Saint, Ellen Saint, Sandy Saint, Bonita Saint, Betty Saint, Isabella Saint, Angelica Saint, and Jasmin St. Clair.

Now all we need to do is figure out how to authenticate miracles.

Bio data courtesy of the Internet Adult Film Database

· Internet Adult Film Database (www.iafd.com)
· Silvia Saint at IAFD.com (iafd.com)
· Buy Silvia Saint's movies (gamelink.com)

Santa Baby: Babes In Santa Suits

Evelyn Leigh — Wed, 24 Dec 2008 13:00:01 EST

How many ways can you turn a red jumpsuit for an over weight man into a sexy outfit for a babe? An amazing amount actually. Just leave it up to these ladies to show you.

Santa hats, big black boots, long gloves, tights—there's something for everyone to enjoy in the classic Christmas outfit. Of course, some girls may have taken a few liberties in changing up the look—modernizing the suit, eliminating most of the fabric, adding a few female touches here and there—but it's all for the best. Enjoy the babes... and Merry Christmas to you!

Sandy (club-sandy.net)

Scar (scar13.com)

Charlie Lane (classyvixens.com)

Mindy Vega (mindy-vega.net)

Ava Knight (avaknight.com)

Perscilla (iheartbucks.com)

Natalie Sparks (prissypays.com)

Silvia Saint (nastygodcash.com)

Pang (88square.com)

Anya (slickyclits.com)

*****

Previously: Fleshbot Requests Archive

Hagiography: Silvia Saint

pweasels — Mon, 01 Dec 2008 14:00:00 EST

The first time I ever saw Silvia Saint—on the cover of “The Academy”—I thought I was looking at a Real Doll, but extensive examination of her movies proved she was a walking, talking, fucking human being. That cover, though, still has an otherworldly quality to it, as though Silvia isn’t made of quite the same stuff as the rest of us.

Silvia retired a while ago, but every time I see that cover, I think back to the late nineties, when there weren’t that many Czech blondes in the business, and it brings back special memories. And then I have a little private time in the bathroom at the office. Hey, can someone get this cover off our desk? I can’t get any work done.

· Private (private.com)
· Buy Silvia Saint’s Movies" (gamelink.com)
· Buy "The Academy" (gamelink.com)

Is That A Hat On Your Head, Or Are You Just Happy To See Me?

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 13:00:00 EDT

Does the hat make the woman? Or does the woman make the hat? We could spend all day trying to figure that one out—or we could spend all day looking at naked women in hats (as per this request). We think the right choice is obvious. Oh, and the gentlemen reading this at home are kindly requested to please remove their own hats and caps. Show some respect, will ya?

Carla (freehostedpics.com)

Crissy Moran

Lisa Daniels

Crystal Inman (click.playboygirls.com)

Silvia Saint

Sandra Shine

Hadlee (inkygirls.com)

Soren Suicide (suicidegirls.com)

Julya (glamour-babes.net)

Mei Kasahara (eroticbpm.com)

*****

Previously: Fleshbot Requests Archive

Checking In To John Chalk's "Hotel Fetish"

Gram Ponante — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 10:43:05 EDT

Following my first AVN convention in 2003, I tried to stay at every Vagabond Inn in the country and found each had the same delightful old man/hooker or old man who is a hooker smell as the one in Las Vegas. So you could say that I, too, had a hotel fetish. (Ed. note: As opposed to a Motel Fetish, which presumably involves stalking Dita Von Teese around the country and plucking stray hairs out of the bathtubs in the rooms she stays in?)

But it is not the same as that of John Chalk, for whom "Fetish" is the name of the hotel, rather than the hotel as object of his obsession. Even if it were, he'd probably find a place to put some Euro-lesbians in it, because he works for Viv Thomas.

Director Chalk took the story of the former Soviet Union's "Hotel Fetish," a bordello for the service of KGB agents and dignitaries, and put together "reconstructions" of some of those gentlemen's favorite turnons.

I hate to say it, but the Nazis were kinkier. According to the revelations in this movie, the KGB were more into voyeurism, lingerie, first-time lesbians, and putting whipped cream on their parts, just like the Bogue Chitto Sheriff's Department. No wonder the Wall fell; theirs was such a softcore world.

But the setup is a good one. Whether or not the shaded women speaking Russian and Magyar were actually former prostitutes is irrelevant because the framing device is pretty effective. They also are sure to say they loved their jobs so as not to seem exploited.

· Viv Thomas (vivthomas.com)
· Order "Hotel Fetish" (vivthomas.com)

Viv Thomas Explores "Tales Of The Clit"

Fleshbot — Thu, 30 Aug 2007 13:57:03 EDT

Euro porno maestro Viv Thomas looks to the pulp comics of yore for inspiration for his latest Sapphic sexfest "Tales Of The Clit", in which he declares that his "intention was to create an eerie yet highly erotic undertone to each story and by doing so injecting a sexual intensity that resonates on screen". While we've certainly seen more spooky horror porn mashups in our day, there's still an awful lot of, uh, resonating going on as porn legend Silvia Saint appears in three vignettes in which she tutors babelog faves Nelly and Eufrat in the fine art of snatch spelunking; meets a mysterious stranger "who harbours a secret that will eat away at Silvia's very core" (among other things); and offers shelter to a pair of naked hotties who find themselves lost in the woods. Let's just hope they remembered to bring their flashlight—we hear from several women we know that this whole clit thing can be harder to find than you might think.

· Viv Thomas' "Tales Of The Clit" (trailer, photos, and DVD info @ tales-of-the-clit.com)

Previously: Intelligent Design Watch(TM): "Daughters of Desire", Liquid Assets: Viv Thomas' "Sirens", DVD Review: Viv Thomas' "Pink Velvet Trilogy", Nella, Babe Of The Year (Officially)