<![CDATA[Fleshbot: shufuni]]> http://tags.fleshbot.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/fleshbot.com.png <![CDATA[Fleshbot: shufuni]]> http://fleshbot.com/tag/shufuni http://fleshbot.com/tag/shufuni <![CDATA[Sweded Porn: Be Kind, Rewind, And Undress]]> Anyone who saw the Jack Black/Mos Def/Michel Gondry film "Be Kind Rewind" earlier this year already understands the joy of being "Sweded." If you didn't see it—well, it's a bit complicated, but basically a Sweded film is an amateur remake of a classic movie using homemade props and your friends as actors, which is how the main characters in "Be Kind" save their small town video store from greedy land developers. (It made more sense at the time.) The marketing department at video sharing site Shufuni must have seen it too, because now they're asking users to make their own Sweded movies—but with nudity and sex, of course. And they're offering prizes to the best interpretations.

It's sort of like what "Pirates II" would be to "Pirates of the Caribbean," if the porn version didn't have a bigger budget. Just like that blockbuster, no one has actually finished one for Shufuni yet, but we predict that this will be the greatest creative advance in the history of porn ... or a colossal internet disaster. Either way, it should be fun to watch.

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· Sweded Nude Movie Competition (shufuni.com)
· Shufuni.com Offers $40,000 in Cash Prizes for the First Ever Sweded Nude Video Competition (avn.com)
· Be Kind Rewind (imdb.com)
· Ghostbusters (Sweded) (YouTube)

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<![CDATA[Flesh Flicks: Lords And Ladies]]> ... And the award for Best Costume Design goes to whoever put together these snazzy numbers that give a little of that Old World feel to this not-so-dangerous liaison! They look more Elizabethan than "medieval," if you ask us, but you get the idea. A couple of naughty members of the King's court slipping behind the tapestries to get feudal with it. Although they do sacrifice some nudity, we are impressed that they managed to keep most of the outfits on during the tryst, but we'd still bet anything that the costume shop didn't give them their deposit back.

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· "Fucking In Midevial Costumes" Part One and Part Two (Shufuni.com)

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<![CDATA[Flesh Flicks: Top That!]]> We like how the girls in this video continually escalate their toy arsenal as if they were part of a Cold War-era dildo arms race: from a few a well-placed fingers on up to the double dong, every time you think they've reached the top they take it to another level. So industrious those porn lesbians are! Now if all leaders settled their pissing contests in such a non-threatening and mutually beneficial sort of way, the world would be a much nicer place.

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· Brunette Lesbos In Little China (Shufuni)

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<![CDATA[Flesh Flicks: Bukkake Surprise Party]]> The problem with being a porn actress like Sierra is that you never get a moment's peace. Even when she thinks she has a chance to masturbate alone in a locker room, it only takes a few minutes for about 150 guys to magically teleport in and take their pants off. Another quiet time ruined ... and then followed by 11 minutes of guys coming on her face. (Sorry if we ruined the ending for you Harry Potter fans—but surely you knew what was coming from the title?)

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· Black Pornstar Sierra Loves Herself (Shufuni)

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<![CDATA[Flesh Flicks Flashback: Elvis Lives ... And He's Fucking Sunrise Adams]]> We probably should've saved today's Flesh Flicks selection for another couple of weeks so we had something to post to mark the thirtieth anniversary of the death of you-know-who next month ... because really, how many Elvis-themed porn clips can we expect to come across anyway? But some things are just too good to keep to ourselves for that long. In this clip from the (perhaps deservedly) forgotten 2002 porn classic "Burnin' Love", The King takes some time out of his busy toilet-plunging schedule to tend to Sunrise Adams' clogged pipes. Turns out Elvis really never left the building after all ... he was just held up in the bathroom for a while.

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· Elvis And Sunrise (shufuni.com - thanks AC)
· See also: "Burnin' Love" (adultdvdempire.com)

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<![CDATA[Video Playpen: "Caught" In The Act]]> If there's one good thing about this ultra-paranoid, hyper-surveilled government nanny state our world has become, it's that pretty much every sex act that takes place anywhere gets caught on camera. Security cams, web cams, cellphone cams ... if you're getting busy anywhere that isn't a pitch black airtight container, chances are it's being recorded and will eventually be uploaded to the web. There are so many different places for you to get caught that the only limit is the imagination of the pervs who are spying on you. By the way, we certify that every one of these clips is 100% genuine amateurs caught unawares, having sexual relations that were not at all staged. The internet wouldn't lie to us.

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· Bathroom (Shufuni)

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· Laundry Room (Shufuni)

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· Living Room (Shufuni)

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· Elevator (Shufuni)

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· Parking Garage (Shufuni)

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· Wood Shop (PornoTube)

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· Office (Shufuni)

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· Another Office (PornoTube)

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· Office Kitchen (Haporn)

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· Back Alley (Shufuni)

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· strippers backstage ... OR cheerleaders after practice? You decide. (Shufuni + Haporn)

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<![CDATA[Flesh Flicks: Alisha Klass & Chloe Go Fist-To-Fist]]> Nothing against live-on-stage shows, but all that noise and crazy rock show lighting is a little distracting: sometimes you need a more intimate setting, like the up close and personal touch of this double-fisting tutorial. This clip starring legendary pornstresses Chloe and Alisha Klass is an oldie but a goodie, and when we stumbled upon it on the same day as the previous post, it was almost like an omen. We think it means that if you've been feeling the urge for some heavy double-handed love, this weekend is probably the time to indulge.

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· "Girl Enjoys Fisting" (Shufuni)

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<![CDATA[Flesh Flicks: A Summertime Treat]]> Does your neighborhood have one of those annoying ice cream trucks that blares its obnoxious music 24/7? We hate those things and all the little rugrats chasing after it, but maybe we're just jealous because it's geared toward the younguns. For instance, if there was an adults-only truck that served treats like this, it would definitely change our tune. As long as they change the tune on the truck. How about Sinatra or maybe some Barry White? That will keep the kids away.

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· Penis Buster Parfait (Shufuni)

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<![CDATA[Flesh Flicks: Girls Like It Too]]> Just so you know, it's a complete myth that women read Playboy because of the articles. They're jerking off to it too! If you don't believe us, here's definitive video proof that ladies love to fap to other naked ladies. We sort of knew it all along, but it's always good to have hard evidence to back up your theories. We just hope this girl is not alone (metaphorically speaking, of course.)

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· Fingering (Shufuni)

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<![CDATA[Flesh Flicks: Did Someone Have A Rough Day?]]> It's still early in our re-deployment stage, but we already get the sense that some of our readers might feel like the Japanese schoolgirl featured in this video—caught unawares, tied up in knots, confused, distressed, short of breath. These are the symptoms of those who fear change, and you're not alone. So fret not, little ones. We'll smooth out the kinks and get through this together—bigger, faster, stronger. That's when the real pain ... er, fun begins.

· Syuudan Rinkan (Shufuni)

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<![CDATA[Video Playpen: If You Can't Stand The Heat, Get Out Of The Kitchen]]> Next to the bedroom, is there any place in the house that gets more action than the kitchen? The inviting smells, the oils and sauces, the utensils ... it's like an erotic factory of culinary carnal delights. Plus, let's be honest ... linoleum is hot. Naturally, there was quite a selection of kitchen-themed videos to chose from for this edition of the Playpen, so grab a big spatula and get in there and mix it up. If you don't like cooking on the countertops, hey ... you can always eat out.

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· Kinky Kitchen Sex (Shufuni)

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· Kitchen Sex Caught (PornoTube)

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· 2 chicks 1 dude (Haporn)

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· Japan Kitchen Cumshot (Shufuni)

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· brunette (Haporn)

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· Amateur Girl Masturbating In The Kitchen (Shufuni)

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· BabySitter Fucked in the kitchen (Haporn)

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· Kitchen Blowjob (Shufuni)

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· kitchen fun 2 (Haporn)

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<![CDATA[Flesh Flicks: Amateur Status?]]>

Are there any amateurs out there who are still truly amateurs? The last time we thought we caught a couple that was just videotaping themselves for fun, it turned out that they might have been on the take. We remember when it used to just be about the sex. And the exhibitionism. And the voyeurs getting off on it. But it definitely wasn't about the money! We hope this couple has shared these clips for all the right reasons, and not some tawdry financial gain. The world doesn't need more you-know-whos.

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· Homemade Movie Part 1 + Part 2 (Shufuni)

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<![CDATA[Flesh Flicks: Professional Amateurism]]>

If you're thinking that the high camera angle and well-lit scenario is little too fancy for your amatuer webcam tastes, you may be right. If you think the couple in this video might be professional pornstars, however, you're sadly mistaken. If you think the sex is uninspired or the stationary lens is a little too far from the action, well that's in the eye of the beholder, but if you think an authentic amateur couple making a lot of noise and displaying their exhibitionist tendencies in front of the whole world is hot, then this is your video. They may be unpaid, but they're all business.

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· Hot Young Couple Fuck In Bed (shufuni.com)

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<![CDATA[Flesh Flicks: Belladonna Celebrates Our Legal Heritage]]>

Today marks the 40th anniversary of the landmark Supreme Court decision in "Loving vs. Virginia," which declared all bans against interracial marriage to be unconstitutional. You would think that after all this time, that would also mean that a black man and a white woman (or vice versa) could fuck on camera without it being considered a "niche" or "fetish" title. We've already lamented the rather backwards attitude the adult industry has when it comes to promoting racial harmony, but today is a nice reminder that the rest of our society (most of it anyway) has moved on. Maybe someday, instead of labeling clips like this "Belladona fucking a black dude," it can just be described as "Belladonna fucking a dude." Or maybe a couple of dudes and another girl? Hey, we're all about progress here.

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· "Interracial Fuck" (Shufuni)
· "Interracial marriage, 40 years later" (desmoinesregister.com)
· Loving v. Virginia (Wikipedia)

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<![CDATA[Flesh Flicks: One More For The Road]]>

It's the last day of May and we couldn't resist one more celebratory wank to send National Masturbation Month out in style. It's been quite a ride, hasn't it? Remember all those good times we had ... alone in our room, with no one to hold on to but ourselves. That's why we like to think of the girl in this webcam session as a symbol of all you. It's a little known secret, but we usually fantasize about our readership during our most intimate moments and almost all of you do, in fact, look like young Brazilian women with deep tan lines. (In our heads, anyway.) We'll keep this image with us as we suffer through these next 11 grueling months without self-reflection. Oh who are we kidding? This is a year-long celebration and it's a pretty good bet that everyone will be "honoring" it 365 days a year. Wait, isn't 2008 a leap year? Bonus!

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· Brazilian Webcam masturbation (Shufuni)

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<![CDATA[Flesh Flicks: You Should Be Outside Now]]>

Long holiday weekends are a great opportunity to get outdoors into the glory of nature and, you know ... fuck someone there. Since the next three days mark the official start of summer, if the weather is nice where you are we receommend getting nasty among the flora and fauna; the trick is to find some natural beauty willing to do it with you. But that's why you have an extra day off! Take your time and make sure the job is done right.

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· "blond big tits fuck" (Shufuni)

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<![CDATA[Flesh Flicks: Equal Opportunity Happy Ending]]>

Everyone knows about massage parlors where male customers can go for some special service (and if you have any good tips, do let us know). But where is it written that only dudes can get the whole happy ending treatment? If this video is any indication of what goes on in a Japanese soapland—and we choose to believe that it is—there's no reason why a female customer can't get herself oiled up for a little slip-and-slide action herself. It looks like it might even more fun, what without all the dangly bits and extra hair that tend to get in the way when a guy is involved. In this situation, friction is your enemy, so make sure to smooth out all the rough spots before you dive in.

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· Japanese Massage Sex (Shufuni)

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Previously: Sex In Japan: A Guide For Foreigners, Flesh Flicks Archives

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<![CDATA[Flesh Flicks: Mirror, Mirror ...]]>

Some people put mirrors in their bedroom because they like to watch themselves fuck. Some people videotape themselves having sex because they like to watch themselves fuck. So a couple that videotapes themselves having sex in front of a mirror must create some sort of bizarre hardcore infinity effect in which their fornicating images will reflect back on each other, stretching out into the horizon for the rest of time. We just totally blew your mind, didn't we? Porn works on levels you don't even about, man.

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· Woman Watching Herself Get Fucked From Behind (Shufuni)
· Dawn's Place (dawnsplace.com)

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<![CDATA[Flesh Flicks: Blowjobs Are The Universal Language]]>

For the first few moments of this clip we thought we were having flashbacks to that one summer when we tried to learn Portuguese using these video tapes we bought through the mail. The sad thing is ... we still have no idea what this chick is saying. Fortunately, her lecture comes with hands (and mouth) on demonstrations so that anyone having trouble grasping the concepts will have no problem understanding the key points of the lesson. It's that kind of multi-disciplinary approach that separates the great teachers from those who merely blow their students and then end up in Playboy.

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· Morgana (Shufuni)

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<![CDATA[Flesh Flicks: Time To Move On]]>

Since we seem to keep complaining about this sort of thing, we really are going to try not post any more porn clips that have been dubbed over with awful music by some dude who just figured out how to use iLife. This one is special though, because it's a legitimately hot scene (complete with original sound) which is not only ruined by superfluous music but ... seriously ... "Me So Horny?" It's 2007 and you still want to go there? Even the surviving members of 2 Live Crew think that gag is played out at this point. But if you hit the mute button the clip is still perfectly enjoyable—and you can save your Asian whore jokes for your next company picnic.

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· Me So Horny Asian Anal PoV (Shufuni)

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