It turns out—go figure—that Yoshie, who is in one sense the end result of a progression of perfect squares but in another an assemblage of perfect curves, actually also provides us a fascinating study in fluid dynamics in “The Shiofuki #4,” which is about chicks who squirt when you fuck them.

(We asked Mr. Pweasels what, in hell, he was talking about. This is his reply:

Grams – I don’t know if I can flesh out the math conceit in the Yoshie story. I was casting about at random in the gamelink catalog, desperately putting in numbers for performer IDs hoping to strike something interesting for a fleshbot article and I found Yoshie’s by entering 1 4 9 16, which is the sequence of the first four perfect squares (also it is the sequence that gives you the dimensions of the monoliths in "2001: A Space Odyssey," assuming you carry the math into the fourth dimension and figure on hitting sixteen for its measurement in whatever dimension the builders count as the fourth, although Clarke didn’t go that far). It seemed like it wouldn’t really fit the tone of the article to say I had exhausted 24680, 13579 and the first five and six elements of a basic Fibonacci sequence.

Leading us to our thesis: Porn Is What You Make It - ED)

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As part of our ongoing series on how to find the hottest Japanese porn online, we take you to the super-secret recesses of YouTube where Fleshbot operative KokuRyu stumbled upon a clip involving a frilly pink bra-wearing scientist named Momo, a glass beaker full of some strange colorless liquid, and that thing that whales do with their blowholes.

Confused? You won't be after you read KokuRyu's expert analysis of Japanese female ejaculation porn after the jump. And don't say we never taught you anything.

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KokuRyu reports:

"I came across an unknown Japanese word today in a YouTube video that appeared to be a high school chemistry lesson conducted by a sexy Japanese porn startlet named Momo (Peaches) wearing nothing but a frilly pink bra, perhaps from Peach John.

"I knew the word, shio, means "tide" or "salt water" in Japanese. But what was the shio in the glass beaker? I asked Mrs. KokuRyu, who's Japanese. Instead of getting angry with me for looking at porn, Mrs. KokuRyu smirked and said, 'It's when a woman, goes puri puri, like the spout of a whale. You know, shio fuki. It's when a woman squirts.'

"Suddenly the YouTube clip made sense! Glowing with post-orgasmic serenity, Peaches admires the clear liquid—her liquid—collected in the beaker. Peaches then decides to analyze her shio. She sniffs it, reports it doesn't smell, and proceeds to tests its consistency; Peaches says her shio feels silky smooth. When litmus paper is produced, shio is determined to have alkaline properties.

"Next, gripping an elaborate, slightly phallic spoon, Peaches measures the salt content of her shio. Apparently, it's less than 0.6%. Peaches then delicately inserts her slender index finger, moistened slightly with the liquid contents of the petri dish, between her lips. She finds that shio is basically tasteless, and not a little slimy. Peaches concludes by saying she enjoyed the opportunity to investigate her shio.

"After watching the clip, Mrs. KokuRyu was not convinced. 'Half the time they just squirt out pee,' she says. And so the debate rages on all over the world."

Tip: When searching for "female ejaculation," in Japanese, copy and paste the following characters into your search engine of choice: ? ?? (shio fuki).

Bonus: Here's an actual (but pixelated) clip of a Japanese squirter. (.wmv video @ yourfilehost.com, via Nozokix Squirting Archives - and remember to always exercise caution when clicking on links found on Japanese adult websites.)

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Previously: Jada Fire Really Is Squirtwoman, Flesh Flicks: Return Of The Squirt, Flesh Flicks: Squirting Taste Test, Fleshbot Squirting Archives