Just looking at Sharka, I could never imagine her in a fight with GI Joe, by which I mean TV cartoon GI Joe, not real GI Joe with King-Fu Grip, although she is about the same size as a GI Joe with Kung-Fu Grip.

But if someone came busting into the bar where I was drinking peaceably and announced in a tremulous voice that Sharka Blue was riding into town and looking for the local tough guy, I would clear out and let someone else take the time to turn on the Joe-signal, or however it is you get in touch with GI Joe when there's trouble.

Sharka, who turns 28 today, joins Bolivia Samsonite and Krystal Steal in my own personal pantheon of porn stars to whom I would just go ahead and turn over the codes if they invaded my headquarters.

Bio data courtesy of the Internet Adult Film Database

· Internet Adult Film Database (iafd.com)
· Sharka Blue at IAFD.com (iafd.com)
· Buy Sharka Blue's movies (gamelink.com)

At first we thought a new hole was being drilled into Eurotart Sharka Blue, and we had to check our Gray's Anatomy. But then we realized the cover of this movie emphasized the process rather than the result.

Can you come up with a better title than "I <3 Sharka", something maybe as good as last time's winner Munsoned's efforts? Because it looks like something is on Sharka's mind that bears examination. Farewell and adieu.

· New Sensations (newsensations.com)
· (See the Real Title) (gamelink.com)