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Shane Diesel Is Fucking Your Wife

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 12:00:00 EST

We've been going back and forth all day, trying to figure out the best way to tell you. But there's no easy way about it, so we're just going to say it: Shane Diesel is fucking your wife.

We know, we know—the initial shock can be pretty hard to take. Shane Diesel? Beer can dick Shane Diesel? (Yes, the very same.)

But the good news is that once you start to get used to the idea, well, we think you'll find that there's an upside. After all, it's your wife that the Shane Diesel has chosen to fuck; so that's something right there. And from what we hear, he's pretty generous about letting people watch...so why not sit back and just enjoy the show?

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Previously: From Now On, Shane Diesel & His Well Hung Friends Will Be Fucking Your Girl

From Now On, Shane Diesel & His Well Hung Friends Will Be Fucking Your Girl

DCypher — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 16:00:00 EST

Oh it's true! Shane's monster cock will now plunder the formerly tight pink paradise that is your lover's vagina, flooding her with gallons of cum and washing away the memory of your cock forever!

For some, it is the worst nightmare imaginable. For others, it's the start of an erotic journey so thrilling, so taboo, that they can barely contain themselves, their genitals throbbing wildly as if they were hooked up to a car battery.

Syren De Mer, Kaci Starr, Sarah Vandella, Charley Chase, and Katie Kox young lives will never be the same again, now that they have opened the door to cuckoldry, turning their lovers hearts inside out and forcing them to watch how they really want to be pleasured—by massive black cocks.

Still we are certain from the astonished but curious looks on their lovers' faces (not to mention the fact that most of the partners inexplicably begin masturbating while they watch) that this new chapter of their lives will all turn out for the best.

Charley Chase takes miles of thick pipe like the horny slut she is and Katie Kox has the face of a young angel, even with a foot and a half of donkey prong smashed into her uterus.

"Shane Diesel's Cuckold Stories Volume One" comes out this week. We have so much to learn from him. Check out the gallery they sent over as evidence and let us know what you think.

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You Must Be At Least This Slutty 2 Ride Shane Diesel

DCypher — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 16:00:00 EDT

Amber Sky, Petra Davis, Bailey Brooks, Kaci Starr, and Katie Angel risk sexual trauma only vaginaplasty could repair for cheap thrills on the legendary cock of Shane Diesel in Digital Sin's "I Can't Believe I Took the Whole Thing #19."

While we're sure it beats working as a hostess at Tony Roma's or babysitting, we're not sure these little ladies have thought through the consequences of their actions. Clearly, Shane is too big for a legal teen girl's snatch. He should be plowing experienced MILF's with that thing, or maybe Octomom, or Paris Hilton on a coke binge.

What we are getting at is that Shane Diesel is not "starter cock." No. He should come with a warning, the way hot coffee does, or a ladder at Walmart or those annoying signs at amusement parks. "You must be at least this slutty to ride Shane Diesel"—that might work.

Still you would never know these girls recently traded in their amateur status, given the way they take to the monster meat. There they go, cramming it enthusiastically into their tiny mouths and all the way up their drooling pink juice boxes. They waste no time, believe that, riding away until their eyes look like they will pop out of their little heads and they squirt hot nectar all over, marinating Shane's dusky balls. Come on, Shane. You know damn well no mortal man will ever please them like that again for the rest of their lives. You're condemning these blossoming young sexpots to a life of yearning for what they can never recreate.

Let's just hope their future husbands never see this movie. The rest of us, well, it's Friday, so, we're going to enjoy the foibles of their reckless youth.

"I Can't Believe I Took the Whole Thing #19" comes out this week. Go crazy. No, literally. Go. Crazy.

The Doctor Is In: "Scrubs - A XXX Parody"

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 15 Jun 2009 14:00:00 EDT

We've been hotly anticipating the release of "Scrubs - A XXX Parody" for several months now—and from your comments, it seems that you have too. At long last, we can tell you if it was worth the wait.

Like all good porn parodies, "Scrubs XXX" closely mimics the look and feel of its inspiration, from copying the opening credits to copying the pacing, humor and jokes. As the trailer demonstrated, "Scrubs XXX" really gets "Scrubs"—always an admirable quality in a porno parody.

However, it's worth noting that anyone who's seen the trailer has pretty much seen the bulk of this porn's plot. To be fair, there are some good jokes and bits that don't make it in to the two minute reel—but if you're looking for an indepth story beyond a simple "J.D. gets everyone laid"... this is not the "Scrubs" porn parody for you.

If, on the other hand, you're looking for a porn parody that intersperses the feel of the show with a whole, whole lot of hot sex, then you've definitely met your match. The cast of "Scrubs XXX" performs just as well out of their scrubs as they do in them (wait, no: they perform even better when they're out of them). In particular, we were partial to the first and last sex scenes. Sex scene one has James Deen flashing back to his med school days, which apparently involved more in-hospital threeways (with the lovely Joanna Angel and Alexis Texas) than, um, actual studying; the final scene joins Deen, Ashlynn "Ellie" Brooke, and Kris "The Ted" Slater. Do we have a thing for James Deen? Or do we just like threeways? We'll let you decide that one.

"Scrubs - A XXX Parody" is available through its sweet website. We suggest you buy two copies and call us in the morning.

Ashlynn Brooke

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Tori Black

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Tori Black and Jack Lawrence

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Kris Slater, Ashlynn Brooke, and James Deen

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Missy Stone

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Joanna Angel, Alexis Texas, and James Deen

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“The Bigger The Better 3” Transforms Young Girl Vagina Right Before Your Eyes

DCypher — Tue, 21 Apr 2009 16:00:00 EDT

The secret to life, as the cast of "The Bigger The Better 3" has come to realize, is to love what you do and find pleasure in the simple things in life—like huge black cock!

Kayme Kai, Katrina Angel, Carmella Santiago, Audrey Elson, Hailey Young, Ashli Orion, Aliana Love, Aaliyah Jolie, Amina Sky, Alexa Benson, Joclyn Stone, Aurora Snow, and Leah Livingston probably have a lot more in common than they realize. For example, in addition to the fact that they're all young girls who have crossed the color line, and who openly enjoy being plowed wide open by ridiculously over sized black cock, they all also really like the color pink, and butterflies, and pedicures on Spa Day! (Okay, so maybe we can't confirm those last few details, but we have our suspicions.)

What we can say for sure, after watching them work with Boz and Shane, is that they really do love the black cock. That much is true. Clearly their experiences with these two well endowed gentlemen have changed them for life—and we're grateful to bear witness to that transformation. Things—and by "things" we mean their "vaginas"—will never be the same again.

"The Bigger The Better 3" releases later this week from Digital Sin. If this sneak peek gallery below doesn't convince you that you should own it, we're not sure what will. It is magnificent!

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"Scrubs - A XXX Parody" Vs. "Scrubs": A Comparison

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 06 Mar 2009 13:00:01 EST

After the success of "The Office - A XXX Parody," New Sensations decided to transform another hit TV show into a porn: "Scrubs - A XXX Parody" will be hitting the shelves in a few months.

And not only have they announced the production—they've also announced the cast list. So how do the pornstars match up to their mainstream doppelgangers?

Scrubs: Dr. Elliot Reid (Sarah Chalke)
XXX Scrubs: Ellie (Ashlynn Brooke)

Scrubs: Nurse Carla Espinosa (Judy Reyes)
XXX Scrubs: Marla (Thea Marie)

Scrubs: Dr. John Michael "J.D." Dorian (Zach Braff)
XXX Scrubs: DJ (James Deen)

Scrubs: Dr. Christopher "Chris" Duncan Turk (Donald Faison)
XXX Scrubs: Dirk (Shane Diesel)

Scrubs:Dr. Percival "Perry" Ulysses Cox (John C. McGinley)
XXX Scrubs: Larry (Jack Lawrence)

Scrubs: The Janitor (Neil Flynn)
XXX Scrubs: The Janitor (Ralph Long)

Of course, "Scrubs" is a rather male-heavy show... and porn tends to be a lady-heavy enterprise (even when it's not a heavy lady enterprise). So what's an enterprising porn company to do? Why, just make up a bunch of female characters—or change men on the show into women! The following pornstresses listed on the cast list could not be automatically identified as having "Scrubs" counterparts:

Tina (Joanna Angel)

Vicki (Alexis Texas)

Jayden (Tori Black)

Shelly (Missy Stone)

But hey... all's well that ends in orgasm, right?

· New Sensations (newsensations.com)
· Hospital Orgy via NS Honeys (nshoneys.com)

If Kanye West Were A Pornstar, What Kind Would He Be?

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 22 Jan 2009 15:00:00 EST

In recent interview, Kanye West discussed the possibility of producing a softcore porno—and mentioned that he's not above performing in porn himself. So we're wondering: if Kanye were a pornstar, what kind would he be?

In the past, Kanye's options would have been limited: as a male pornstar, he would have been expected to fill one very specific role and stick to it (so to speak). But as porn has modernized and professionalized, a broader range of men are being accepted into the porn world, giving Kanye a plethora of role models to emulate (or hey, at least five!).

So let's take a look at some of his choices:

Evan Seinfeld: Evan was a rockstar, Kanye is a rockstar. Evan likes being the center of attention, Kanye likes being the center of attention. The similarities are numerous.

Nick Manning: Come on, you know you can see Kanye shouting "Dropping loads!"

James Deen: At 31, Kanye may be a little too old to compete with 22 year old Male Performer of the Year, but his love of the experimental and alternative culture might leave him with more in common with the alt hottie than the more traditional male pornstars.

Shane Diesel: We're unsure if Kanye could measure up Blackzilla, but we're sure he'd like us to think he can.

POV Pornstar: Could Kanye give up the spotlight to become a nameless cock? It seems unlikely—but so does Kanye doing porn.

· Kanye West Graduates to Porn? (avn.com)

We Can't Believe You Went There

DCypher — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 17:00:05 EST

Once in a generation there comes along a movie experience that's so real, so visceral, so compelling, that it fundamentally alters our views on some major social issue, changing our core values, and in the process righting inequality with a fiery dose of redemption. Cinema classics like "Mr. Smith Goes To Washington," "To Kill A Mockingbird," "Full Metal Jacket," and "Dr. Strangelove" all spring to mind as worthy examples.

In light of America’s recent election, and its historic shattering of racial barriers, we’d like to tell you that Shane Diesel’s latest Digital Sin release "I Can’t Believe I Took The Whole Thing 17" is the porno equivalent of such a title—righting social injustices and overturning negative stereotypes with his supernatural endowment—but that would be wrong. Very, very wrong. If anything, it’s more like the 17th volume of the porno version of King Kong... well, after Kong climbs down the Empire State Building and moves to Texas to settle down on a polygamist ranch with his barely legal white Mormon wives, that is.

Volume 17 features eager beauties Leenuh Rae, Kirra Lynne, Madaline, Leona Dulce, Daphne Flor, and Alyssa Dior riding Diesel in performances that play more at blackface revival than any sort of racial transcendence. Laying your massive black erection up and over the face of a pretty young white girl—literally—is one thing, but having your models feign terror or shock is another. We’re not suggesting that it’s not entertaining (far from it!), just that it plays to the prejudices of a certain crowd with the same effect of, say, speaking Geechee. (Though we’re pretty sure that was the general idea—to call a spade a spade, as it were. No pun intended.)

Admittedly, this is no "Do The Right Thing." It’s not even close to "Girl 6." Still, with over three hours of hard, throbbing goodness crammed tightly into this juicy little package, you’re sure to find something that helps liberate your inner demons, right? If this is what it takes for some of you to ease your racial tensions and finally let it all go, we understand.

"I Can’t Believe I Took The Whole Thing 17" hits the nation this week. Act accordingly.

· Digital Sin (digitalsinsations.com)

Ashlynn Brooke Explains It All For You

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 10 Nov 2008 13:45:00 EST

It seems we'll never get tired of "how to get into porn" advice pieces—well, at least not the advice in question comes from Ashlynn Brooke and Shane Diesel (they should know!). Ask Men sits these two down and takes a penetrating look at the many steps of getting into porn. Haha, we said penetrating. (askmen.com; thumbail from "All About Ashlynn 2")

Egos, Vaginas Stretched In "S.O.S. 8"

DCypher — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 16:20:49 EDT

As common as it is, few people know that the Morse code distress signal SOS was adapted by the German government before it became popularized as an English-language acronym for "Save Our Ship" or, less commonly but somewhat more poetically, "Save Our Souls". More than a century after its inception, Digital Sin director and monstrously endowed male performer Shane Diesel give the telegraphic phrase a whole new meaning with the "Stretched Out Snatch" series, now it its eighth installment. Sure, it might not be what the 1906 Second International Radiotelegraphic Convention had in mind—but it's still a sort of distress signal, isn't it?

In this volume, starlets Alex Dupree, Bree Barrett, Andrea Wild, Bobbi Starr, and Audrey Elson continue the series tradition of featuring unsuspecting girls with a curious streak and a high pain threshold; given their pluck and talent it's even more disrespectful than usual that they're referred to as ho’s and tricks on the box cover. But we all know that such wordplay is common in porn as a device to further stroke the male performers' (and by extension the male viewers') egos, so maybe we shouldn't take it too seriously. Though we do have to ask: when you're possessed of a cock the size of a small fire hydrant as Diesel is, why do you need further ego stroking anyway?

Digital Sin’s "Stretched Out Snatch 8" hits the shelves this week.

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(It Doesn't Get Much More Direct Than) "It's Huge 15"

DCypher — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 16:20:51 EDT

"VengeanceXXX in-house director Brother Love” may sound like a character in a bad kung fu/grindhouse porn mashup, but he's actually the man responsible for bringing us the latest installment of the studio's starkly titled "It's Huge" series (which is kind of like the same studio's "Beauties and the Beast" series except that it's, like, different). Those of you who feel strong enough to view today's hardcore gallery preview without further introduction may now jump directly to the photos; everyone else might want to read on for a bit and acclimatize yourself to what you're about to ... uh, see.

Except ... well, we really don't have that much more about to say about "It's Huge 15". If the title doesn't tell you what you can expect, you might as well go back to your grandad's stash of Playboys and start your porn education all over again. We can tell you that it stars Nikki Hilton (no relation to Paris—or to Nicky, for that matter) along with Tabitha James, Carmen Minor, Katrina Angel, and that rascally diva Bailey Brookes, all of whom spend their onscreen time in "It's Huge 15" (and, we presume, a good long time after filming was completed) dealing with the mutant giant-baby's-arm-holding-an-apple monstrosities that are Ramon and Shane Diesel's appendages.

And really, that's about it. Well, that and the fact that Tabitha James wears glasses which she keeps on during her scene, thus giving you an extra fetish bang for your buck if you're into that sort of thing. Oh, and that foot long submarine sandwiches have absolutely nothing whatsoever to do with the action.

So here are the pics. Just remember to keep breathing and relax. It'll stop hurting before you know it.

• "It's Huge 15" Trailer (.wmv video @ newsensations.com)
• VengeanceXXX (vengeancexxxdvd.com)

Nothing Succeeds Like Excess: "Monster Meat 9"

DCypher — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 15:50:33 EDT

If you're the type of discerning porn consumer who prefers a good story line with subtle erotic overtones, provocative lighting, and naughty teases by barely legal beauties that leave you craving more ... well, the title alone should tell you that "Monster Meat 9" isn't that kind of movie at all. But if you've recently made the acquaintance of Mr. Blackzilla and are anxious to meet more of his similarly-endowed colleagues ... step right up!

Beginning with the DVD cover, Digital Sin doesn't leave much to the imagination with the ninth installment of its "Monster Meat" compilation series, which is jam packed with "hardcore lovin'" ... not to mention Shane Diesel's intimidating genital ensemble (or as it's referred to in court, "'Exhibit A' Your Honor.'"

Despite our initial concern upon viewing the preview gallery, we have it on excellent authority that Chloe Chanel, Dana DeArmond, Jenny Hendrix, Lorena Sanchez, Kimberly Franklin, Crista Moore, Nicole Heiress, Delilah Strong, Sheila, Riley Evans, Sophia, Makili Chanel, and Mysti May were not harmed in any was during the filming of any of the twelve scenes contained in "Monster Meat 9"; in fact, all continue to enjoy their careers in adult entertainment. Whether or not any of them were able to sit down comfortably for several hours after filming, however, is another matter.

· Digital SIn's "Monster Meat" Series (Adult DVD Empire)

Going Anal for Valentine's Day: It's What She Wants

Gram Ponante — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 21:33:14 EST

Leah visibly strains to achieve the heart-shaped ass required for Pink Visual's thoughtful Valentine's Day offering "MILFs Gone Anal 2," co-starring the mammoth-cocked Shane Diesel.

And you might remind your sweetie that no less of a date movie than "Gone with the Wind" shares the same word in its title. You can also point out that the boxcover defines a MILF as a slighty older slut, so she doesn't have to worry about feeling old and broken down until she's at least 25.

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