It's just a week into the project, and so far there have been no major changes. But who knows what the future will bring? You can bet that this is one science experiment we'll be paying very, very close attention to.

· Will They Grow? (willtheygrow.tumblr.com)

Yes, while others were presenting on India's future and the mathematics of war (and—sigh—spreading misinformation about porn), Mary took it upon herself to school her colleagues in the science of orgasm. Her talk just got put up on TED's website—and trust us, we're pretty sure it was the highlight of the whole shebang. Check it out below (though, fair warning, it's about 20 minutes).

· Mary Roach: 10 things you didn't know about orgasm (ted.com, via Violet Blue)
· Q&A with Mary Roach: Revealing the science of sex (blog.ted.com)

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· Sex Research (slatev.com, via dailybedpost.com)
· Buy: Bonk: The Curious Coupling of Science and Sex (amazon.com)

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· Argentina: (CFV = 80)
Carolina "Pampita" Ardohain , model

· Bolivia: (CFV = 40)
Raquel Welch, actress (Bolivian father)

· Brazil: (CFV = 75)
Gisele Bundchen, supermodel

· Chile: (CFV = 60)
Leonor Varela, Cleopatra look-alike

· Colombia: (CFV = 60)
Shakira, hip shaker

· Costa Rica: (CFV = 60)
Candice Michelle, WWE Diva, Playboy model, URL salesgirl, foot worshipee (Costa Rican decent)

· Cuba: (CFV = 50)
Vida Guerra, ass technician

· Dominican Republic: (CFV = 40)
Judy Reyes, fake nurse

· Ecuador: (CFV = 35)
Christina Aguilera, MILF-in-training (father born in Ecuador)

· El Salvador: (CFV = 35)
Christy Turlington, supermodel (mother from El Salvador)

· Guatemala: (CFV = 20)
Daphne Zuniga , friend to animals? (Guatemalan father)

· Honduras: (CFV = 25)
America Ferrera, ugly person (Honduran parents, actually much hotter than this)

· Mexico: (CFV = 70)
Sativa Rose, star of "I've Been Sodomized"

· Nicaragua: (CFV = 50)
Barbara Carrera, Bond girl

· Panama: (CFV = 45)
Ester Cordet, Miss October 1974

· Paraguay:(CFV = 30)
Cindy Taylor, TV host

· Peru: (CFV = 40)
Marina Mora, Miss Peru 2001

· Puerto Rico: (CFV = 60)
Vanessa Del Rio, distinguished porn veteran

· Spain*: (CFV = 80)
Penelope Cruz, actress (nudeactress.net)


(*Ed. note: Yes, we know Spain isn't in Latin America — but it was in the original list we based this post on. We also just wanted to include Penelope Cruz somehow.)

· Uruguay: (CFV = 45)
Natalia Oreiro, famous person (?)

· Venezuela: (CFV = 55)
Aida Yespica, hottie

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· The International Fuckability Hierarchy Index: (guanabee.com)

The researchers determined that there were structural anatomical differences between a group of women that experiences orgasmic sex and another that doesn't, that these differences could be the key to their "release," and that someday doctors could actually perform a test to see if you too have these magic powers.

On the other hand, some say that they're full of it—that these anatomical differences may mean nothing; having or not having g-spot does not make or break the ability to orgasm; and that the whole study (which involved a whopping 20 women) was highly flawed. In other words: If they're trying to get women off, maybe they just aren't doing it right. After carefully weighing the evidence, our conclusion is that all this book learnin' is hard!

· Ultrasound nails location of the elusive G spot (newscientist.com)
· More inaccurate g spot information from New Scientist (mysexprofessor.com)
· Yes, Virgins, There Is A G-Spot! You Just May Need Some Injections To Fix Yours (Jezebel)
· Scientific demonstration by Sydney Moon (via askjolene.com)

Forget sniffing your own (or a friend's) armpits for that extra hormonal boost to get you through the day, because the slightly creepy, sorta science-y Scentuelle patch has arrived. Apparently, it's the woman's answer to Viagra! It's randiness for your wrist! Currently available in the United Kingdom, Canada, South Africa, and the US, the strange little stick-on device doesn't produce a drug that goes into your bloodstream a la nicotine patches, but works instead like those scratch and sniff stickers you used to stick all over your Trapper Keeper ... except instead of just sitting there smelling like a banana split or strawberry shortcake, it makes you horny. You're supposed to sniff it a few times a day in order to "feel more sexually aware and open to romantic interludes"; if it actually works, we suggest buying up stock before addiction to this horny-making aroma sets in. Gawd knows we need all the help we can get. -AR

· Scentuelle Libido Patch (scentuellepatch.com)

Previously: Porn Vegas Dispatch: How To Avoid Shoulder Stink

Penis and breast sculpting is a time-honored art dating back pretty much to the dawn of sculpting itself (and the dawn of penises and breasts.) But one body part that has been sadly neglected when it comes to preservation in plaster is the vagina, which is made difficult by the fact that it's, you know ... inside the body. Well, those days are over thanks to Private Sculpture, an "erotic lifecasting studio" that has gone beyond their normal cock and boobie art and invented some kind of internal pussy sculptures that create a cast of the inside of the vagina, so that all the previously hidden shapes and contours are revealed. For the right price, you could even put your own sugar walls on the fireplace mantel. We don't really know how they do it—we're not sure we want to know what the mysterious "material" they use is—or how they remove the cast intact, but let's face it ... no one really knows how anything works down there, right? As soon as one mystery is solved, another is always revealed.

· Internal Vagina Casts + Other "erotic life casting" (privatesculpture.co.uk, via Sex or not?)

Previously: Erotic Sculptures by Leigh Heppell, Cast Fetish, Cynthia Plaster Caster, Make Your Own Dildo

As part of our ongoing series on how to find the hottest Japanese porn online, we take you to the super-secret recesses of YouTube where Fleshbot operative KokuRyu stumbled upon a clip involving a frilly pink bra-wearing scientist named Momo, a glass beaker full of some strange colorless liquid, and that thing that whales do with their blowholes.

Confused? You won't be after you read KokuRyu's expert analysis of Japanese female ejaculation porn after the jump. And don't say we never taught you anything.

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KokuRyu reports:

"I came across an unknown Japanese word today in a YouTube video that appeared to be a high school chemistry lesson conducted by a sexy Japanese porn startlet named Momo (Peaches) wearing nothing but a frilly pink bra, perhaps from Peach John.

"I knew the word, shio, means "tide" or "salt water" in Japanese. But what was the shio in the glass beaker? I asked Mrs. KokuRyu, who's Japanese. Instead of getting angry with me for looking at porn, Mrs. KokuRyu smirked and said, 'It's when a woman, goes puri puri, like the spout of a whale. You know, shio fuki. It's when a woman squirts.'

"Suddenly the YouTube clip made sense! Glowing with post-orgasmic serenity, Peaches admires the clear liquid—her liquid—collected in the beaker. Peaches then decides to analyze her shio. She sniffs it, reports it doesn't smell, and proceeds to tests its consistency; Peaches says her shio feels silky smooth. When litmus paper is produced, shio is determined to have alkaline properties.

"Next, gripping an elaborate, slightly phallic spoon, Peaches measures the salt content of her shio. Apparently, it's less than 0.6%. Peaches then delicately inserts her slender index finger, moistened slightly with the liquid contents of the petri dish, between her lips. She finds that shio is basically tasteless, and not a little slimy. Peaches concludes by saying she enjoyed the opportunity to investigate her shio.

"After watching the clip, Mrs. KokuRyu was not convinced. 'Half the time they just squirt out pee,' she says. And so the debate rages on all over the world."

Tip: When searching for "female ejaculation," in Japanese, copy and paste the following characters into your search engine of choice: ? ?? (shio fuki).

Bonus: Here's an actual (but pixelated) clip of a Japanese squirter. (.wmv video @ yourfilehost.com, via Nozokix Squirting Archives - and remember to always exercise caution when clicking on links found on Japanese adult websites.)

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Previously: Jada Fire Really Is Squirtwoman, Flesh Flicks: Return Of The Squirt, Flesh Flicks: Squirting Taste Test, Fleshbot Squirting Archives

Remember in high school when your science teacher taught you that lesson about roller coasters in order to get you all excited about physics? This post is like the Fleshbot equivalent of that, only replace the word "physics" with "boobs." Since a tipster pointed out a theme park in England that decided to use topless Page 3 models to get people excited about their roller coasters, we figure there must be some sort of scientific connection between exposed nipples, g-forces and people screaming at the top of their lungs. (Also, there's a giant chicken involved somehow.) We already knew some of these babes were mathematically inclined, but we still don't understand why their breasts don't appear to move during a 200-foot vertical drop. As Bugs Bunny used say, it defies the laws of gravity, but we never studied law.

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· Page 3 Babes go topless on rollercoaster (sumo.tv)
· Chicken Breast Coaster Video (metacafe.com)
· Topless Roller Coasters (trendhunter.com)

Previously: Building The Perfect Page 3 Girl

The hot topless babes who appear on Page 3 of The Sun are legendary, but picking the right girl to decorate all those tabloid inches every day is not as easy at it seems. In fact, it's a highly technical operation based on a rigorous scientific process that few people outside of the applied mathematics department at Cambridge University will ever truly understand. However, thanks to the rocket scientists in charge of all that breastage, for the first time ever we can now reveal the complicated equation that explains what separates the Page 3 idols from the mere mortals on every other sheet of the tabloid.

The formula: S = 0.4c Hd (1 - FL / FW)² + Bw² BL (T + e 0.33a + WH). Here's how it works ...

As our purple friend helpfully points out, it's all about proportion. The length (FL) and width (FW) of the face, combined with the size of the forehead (Hd), together with the relationship of boob width (BW) to boob length (BL), with nipple size (a) and waist (W) to hip (H) ratio rounding out the variables that combine to form the ideal pinup babe. Factor all that together and what does it mean? It means that Keeley Hazell has some phenomenal tits. But we guess you already knew that, didn't you?

· "Keeley's perfect phwoarmula" (thesun.co.uk)
· Page 3 Girls (page3.com)

Previously: This Week In Lad Mags: As Real As It Gets, Britain's Best Boobs: Move Over, Keeley!, Meet Sam Cooke: Page 3 Idol, Totty Tributes, Page 3 Propaganda, Page 3 Girls