How Sex Surrogates Give You Good Loving

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 13:25:25 EDT

The use of sexual surrogates is a little-understood practice, mostly because there's hardly anybody out there who does it these days. At first glance, it sounds pretty sweet: you hire a professional therapist to come over to your house and help get you off in a completely legal arrangement where you get to avoid using ugly words like "hooker" and "cash only." Heck, your insurance might even cover it!

But that's not exactly how it works. Sex surrogates are for folks with severe enough physical or emotional problems where regular sexual relations just aren't possible; in other words, it's not for horny dudes who can't get laid. The tale of "Catherine"—the only certified surrogate left in the state of Florida—is a long read, filled with sad stories of abuse, loneliness, and dysfunction. But it's still a fascinating story about people searching for help and finding it in an unusual way—and anyone who doesn't think that sexual health is a necessary part of being a healthy human being definitely needs to read it.

· Sexual Healing (browardpalmbeach.com, via tinynibbles.com)
· International Professional Surrogates Association (surrogatetherapy.org)
· Thumbnail via Brazzers (@ prettybabes4u.com)

New Medical Clinic Solves All Your Perverted Problems

Dashiell Bennett — Tue, 24 Jul 2007 15:43:57 EDT

You know that burning sensation that's been bothering you for the last six ~~days~~ ~~months~~ years or so, but that you were too embarrassed to ask your doctor about? Well, relief may be just a quick plane ride away thanks to the opening of the brand new San Diego Sexual Medicine practice. It's a "multidisciplinary health care facility" focused on "prevention, diagnosis, treatment, and rehabilitation of conditions or diseases that involve sexual function." In other words, they won't just give you two Viagra and tell you to call them in the morning.

The clinic may be the first of its kind devoted to a complete medical approach to sexual health and is run by a doctor who understands that people who like to fuck don't deserve whatever horrible afflictions befall them. (He also looks a little like your kindly old grandfather, but don't let that throw you.) We can't promise you'll find a naughty nurse to cure what else ails you, but hopefully that Restless Penis Syndrome will soon be a thing of the past.

· "The sex doctors will see you now" (msnbc.com, via reginalynn.com)
· San Diego Sexual Medicine (sandiegosexualmedicine.com)
Thumbnail via/not to be confused with Swank's "Sex Hospital"

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Previously: Evil Nurses: "Medical Pain Sluts", Bare Boobs On YouTube: The Legends Are True!, Restless Penis Syndrome: It Could Happen To You

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How Sex Surrogates Give You Good Loving

New Medical Clinic Solves All Your Perverted Problems