Tera Patrick And Friends Are "Where The Boys Aren't" ... And You're Not

DCypher — Mon, 14 Jul 2008 15:10:18 EDT

Thanks to Showtime’s incessant rebroadcasting of the 2008 AVN Awards, most heterosexualist audiences may be forgiven for thinking that Chi Chi LaRue is a failed Vegas lounge singer who marked the end of the show with a hysteria-inducing performance of a song we are pretty sure was titled "Tranny Girls Rock". But since we here at Fleshbot cover both sides of the waterfront, we know that Chi Chi is an eminently respected gay porn director and safer sex advocate who has also dipped his/her heels into the straight porn world on occasion until giving up that end of the business a few years ago over the lack of condom use in most hetero-flavored smut. Good thing that "Where The Boys Aren't" doesn't fall into that category!

The concept of having a larger-than-life drag queen direct a Sapphic porn spectacular isn't as farfetched as it may sound; after all, there isn’t a single girl in the cast who couldn’t learn a thing or two from Chi Chi about applying waterproof mascara or keeping lipstick off their teeth and still looking fabulous. And with the lack of male partners—and hence no need for condoms—there's nothing to get anyone's panties in a twist over!

"Where The Boys Aren't 19" (subtitled "Arabian Nights") stars Tera Patrick in all her glory as the Lady in the Lamp, who gets rubbed by costars including Briana Banks, Monique Alexander, Lexi Marie, Tawny Roberts, Mercedez, Lyndsey and Lacey Love, Lanny Barby, award-winning vintner Savanna Samson, and the amazing disappearing Stefani Morgan. And if that lineup isn't enough to make you wish you were there (whether you're a boy or not), maybe the exclusive preview gallery Vivid was nice enough to share with us will.

"Where The Boys Aren't 19" will be released later this month.

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Postcards From Las Vegas: You Never Forget Your First Time

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 20:27:23 EST

Day One is winding down here at the AEE and just like any first time, it was confusing, occasionally painful, and at times downright embarrassing. But it was also a day we won't soon forget.

Check out some of our soon-to-be-cherished memories after the jump.

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(Note: Before we go any further, we should mention that we have that other people with better cameras and more talent also covering the show floor, and you'll be hearing from them shortly. We'll get the hang of this "photo" technology eventually.)

Nadia Styles works hard in Naughty America's classroom to make sure that all her papers are graded correctly.

Did you know that by law, your hair may never be curlier than Audrey Hollander's?

Yes, that snake is alive and no you may not pet it. (Or them.)

Jada Fire has something she wants to show you.

Sunny Lane's décolletage will also be signing autographs, but only if you ask nicely first.

Savannah Samson's star wattage is so high, this was as close as we could get to her. Maybe tomorrow we'll muster up the courage to move in.

Fleshbot: savannah samson

Tera Patrick And Friends Are "Where The Boys Aren't" ... And You're Not

Postcards From Las Vegas: You Never Forget Your First Time