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Pornstar Birthday Roundup: October 25 - October 31

Ottimo Massimo — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 17:30:01 EDT

Pornstars: they come into your life and make you happier. Let's take a moment to reflect on some of these special ladies who are celebrating their birthdays this week.

Birthday cover babe via Melissa Midwest (melissamidwest.com)

Black Angelika, October 25
Pix and Video (pixandvideo.com)

Kyanna Lee, October 26
Heels and Hoes (wannawatch.com)

Savannah Gold, October 29
Ass Titans (sexandcash.com)

Nikki Grind, October 30
Naughty America (naughtyamerica.com)

Liz Vicious, October 31
LizVicious.com (lizvicious.ourfreegalleries.com)

Hanna Hilton, October 31
Twistys (twistys.com)

"Jack's Big Tit Show 8": Shine Hard, Then Fizzle

DCypher — Wed, 28 Jan 2009 14:00:00 EST

In the beginning there was Gina Lynn, oozing the kind of raw sexuality that made your balls ache. Then there was the alluring Nikki Benz, who reminded us that kittens have claws. The rest? Yawn...

This post would be far more apropos were it intended as an obituary—a tribute far more befitting this less than stellar journey into the heart of a bad niche than an actual review. In words most akin to prolific transgressive writer Chuck Palahniuk, I am Jack's dead cliché.

Starring Gina Lynn, Nikki Benz, Honey Dejour, Savannah Gold, and the ever eager Claire Dames, "Jack's Big Tit Show Volume 8" cums charging out the gate with the kind of commitment to excellence we've grown to expect from Digital Playground directors... then morphs midway through from a Lamborghini to a Pinto.

Trust us when we tell you that the problem isn't lack of ability—it's the cast!

Clearly they blew the budget of this “Robby D Excuse” on top heavy platinum blonde uberhotties Gina Lynn & Nikki Benz, then filled in the title with a bevy of lesser known newbies with big mounds of tit meat, each more hapless than the rest.

If anything, we're glad to see a less than fully magnificent release from Digital Playground, if only because it pointedly reminds us of just how amazing their movies generally are. Diehard fans of Gina Lynn will enjoy seeing her get wrecked on the merciless tool of Scott Nails. Likewise, those enamored of temperamental beauty Nikki Benz will undoubtedly be more than satisfied to see her transformed from untouchable diva to insatiable cock slave through the talents of seasoned professional and full time smut manufacturer Robby D, via his alter ego Jack.

The rest of the release operates largely as filler—to be blunt about it. That's okay man. We still love you.

"Jack's Big Tit Show Volume 8" will be available to rent this week from Digital Playground.

· Digital Playground (digitalplayground.com)

"My First Porn": Because You Never Forget Your Tenth Time

DCypher — Mon, 23 Jun 2008 13:45:42 EDT

Digital Playground director Robby D. is back with another zesty edition of his favorite game: Fuck the New Girl! Which would actually make a better name for his series of (alleged) porn newbies than "My First Porn"; as we've said before, it can get a little confusing sometimes when they happen to star performers who we've seen in action many times before. But with Fleshbot Crush Object™ Stoya™ appearing in one of the very first hardcore scenes she ever filmed (!!!)—along with Kortni Kiss, Evie Delatosso, Sophia Santi, and Savannah Gold—why quibble over semantics?

While the disc is worth peeping for that footage of the Casper-skinned Stoya getting “romanced” in every available orifice alone, it's filled with the customary zest (we did call it "zesty", right?) that's become a hallmark of the entire "My First Porn" series. So even if some of the starlets aren't technically making their porn debuts here, at least they're fucking like it's their first time in front of the camera ... and isn't that the whole point anyway?

· Preview photos via Digital Playground
· "My First Porn 10" (DVD info + trailer @ digitalplayground.com)
· Order: "My First Porn 10" (adultdvdempire.com)

This Just In: Pornstars Still Like It Big

DCypher — Fri, 06 Jun 2008 14:40:53 EDT

Since we last reported on this important topic, we'd love to be able to tell you that there's been a sea change in the way the adult industry views men with average-sized members, and that the whole "size matters" debate is one we can relegate to the dustbin of history along with Hillary Clinton's presidential campaign, the musical version of "Carrie", and the last season of "American Idol". But alas, Brazzers' latest compilation of scenes from their PornStarsLikeItBig.com website clearly shows us that this is not the case—and no amount of penis pumping or Enzyte or yohimbe can make up for it.

In "Porn Stars Like It Big Volume 2", size queens Cody Lane, Memphis Monroe, Puma Swede, Brooke Belle, and Savannah Gold lay to rest the pleasant fantasy some men have that women don't care about size by riding some of the biggest meat in the industry; in true Brazzers style, the apparent size and heft of said meat is enhanced by the judicious use of certain camera angles, casting actresses with small hands, and plenty of exaggerated "omg I can't buh-LIEVE the size of that thing!" facial expressions all around just in case you didn't already realize that the meat in question is, in fact, pretty darn big.

No one said life was fair. Still, know that we love you no matter what you're packing.

· Order: "Porn Stars Like It Big Volume 2" (Adult DVD Empire)
· Jules Jordan Video (julesjordanvideo.com)
· See also: Porn Stars Like It Big (paysite @ pornstarslikeitbig.com)