Or maybe even Sammie? As far as we can tell, her bitching is making everyone moan—and that's just the way we like it.

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How sweet would that be?

We're going to jump the gun here and assume you said, "Pretty frickin' sweet." Because really, there's no other appropriate answer to that question. Especially when Jana Jordan, Sammie Rhodes, and Lorena Sanchez are all in the mix.

· Buy "Kayden Exposed" (gamelink.com)

After sniffing around Jana's MySpace with the help of our trusty bloodhounds, we discovered that she is still actively shooting, mostly for her own website. Though we wish her the best, we can't help but think that her time with Joone & Co proved infinitely more fruitful than her (recently broken) hiatus. During her short 24 month run with America’s Most Beloved Porn Company™, the Penthouse Pet with the solid gold snatch churned out one high-end wall-to-wall title after another — and we, the hardcore porn fans of the world, were the real winners. "Jana Cova Lust" bears all the tell tale signs of a DP release: stunningly beautiful women, clean lighting, and a near obsessive attention to wardrobe, makeup, and visually pleasurable locations all coalesce in high definition, providing a winning formula invisibly supported by master cameraman Robby D. Celeste is certainly blessed to have all the tools she needs to bring her prurient visions to life.

Watch as Jana embroils herself with the luscious Andie Valentino, the violently lovable
Sammie Rhodes, the enigmatic Marlie Moore, and noted callipygian Briana Love, who deftly utilizes her modeling skills and sultry bedroom eyes when she's not exploring the high priced crotches of her beautiful costars. Then, marvel as Bobbie Starr enjoys a zesty game of Chinese finger cuffs right before being treated to a piping hot protein facial. In those carefree days, it was all a part of just another day at the office. Man, time flies when you’re elbow deep in primo pussy. Thanks to Celeste for another impressive release!

All images are courtesy of Digital Playground, and they bite, so look, but don’t touch. "Jana Cova Lust" releases today.

· Buy "Jana Cova Lust" (digitalplayground.com)

We start with current "Playboy" favorite Daisy Marie and a woman named Nancy. I have never seen Nancy again, have you? Though it was an early scene for Daisy, she was ultra-confident by comparison with Nancy in a staged "bikini modeling" motif, in which people who've already signed documents agreeing to take their clothes off are asked to appear surprised to be asked to take their clothes off.

But in Nancy's case the audience sees a little bit of that nervousness, and isn't surprised to learn that a porn career wasn't up her alley.

Perennial Fleshbot Object of Concern^TM Dirty Harry appears in a scene with Leah Luv, in which the orthodontically-enhanced 18-year-old makes him wear her panties for a hundred bucks.

Finally, Sammie Rhodes seduces a hesitant Kelly Kline against the familiar walls of Pink Visual's studio. It takes a collection of scenes like this to remind us that, graphic and clinical as most porn can be, its performers are very rarely naked.

· Pink Visual (pinkvisual.com)







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So here it is: You must go out and buy (or at least rent) "Stoya Video Nasty" right now. Not only does it feature her first ever onscreen sex scene with a boy, it also features noteworthy performances from Tori Black, Dana DeArmond, Marie Luv, Sammie Rhodes, Alektra Blue, and Maya Hills, along with various dudes. And since it's a Celeste film, there are also plenty of strangely erotic slow motion shots, no dialogue, and some very interesting set design and art direction.

But it's Stoya that keeps us coming back for more. We could watch her all day long and if we didn't keep those electric cattle prods at the ready constantly, most of the staff here at Fleshbot Central would probably do just that and we'd never get any work done at all. So yes, you may consider that a recommendation. We really don't know how to be more objective than that.

(All photos courtesy Digital Playground)

· "Stoya Video Nasty" (DVD info @ store.digitalplayground.com)
· Order: "Stoya Video Nasty" (Adult DVD Empire)

PP3, as the kids are calling it, stars a bevy of beauties exploring their same-sex desires and stuffing each other full of hard, vibrating plastic while making high pitched whining noises not entirely dissimilar to those made by dolphin voyagers on their intergalactic journeys from planet Earth to the Pleiades. The cast stars Tory Lane, Shyla Stylez, Aline, Ashley Fires, Gianna Lynn, Lexi Love, Mikayla, Riley Evans, Sammie Rhodes, Shawna Lenee, Tessa West, Veronica Vega and Victoria Sin.

"I couldn't be more excited with the final product," director Devinn Lane said in a press release. "When casting, I handpicked the girls that I knew would deliver ... and boy did they. The chemistry was amazing - in fact, many of the girls kept going at it long after we stopped shooting. I have to admit that I got so turned on - it wasn't easy to concentrate." (Ed. note: And just think how hard it was for us to write this post!)
-D. Cypher

· Sin City (sincity.com)
· Order: "Pink Paradise 3" (Adult DVD Empire)