How you like them apples, kid? Raven kicks off her career as a Digital Playground contract star on a quest to become a fucking legend (literally) with a sexy romp on Scott's well-marinated nail. Raven is greedy to get his famous junk all up in her grill, slurping and showing us her hand technique. Looks like years of practicing on video game consoles have paid off as she slurp-twist-flicks his joystick while engaging him in ball play serious enough to make us think she's trying to unlock some secret code in his scrotum. Scott runs her through a series of predictable positions, warming her up and teasing us a little before flipping her on her belly and giving her every inch of his love.

Her second scene in this Digital debut features her taking on the tool of Mick Blue. Once again, she gargles hard, then lets Mick take her sweet, tight body for a long, hard ride. By the time she's climbing on top of his cock, we are starting to rethink our first impressions of this fiery little minx. Watching her taking control and slamming her sweet, creamy white ass and hot pink gash onto his quivering rod, there can be no doubt that this girl is a heart breaker, the kind that sell movies, emptying wallets and balls with equal impunity—and crushing anyone who gets in her way.

As if that wasn't enough to make an entire movie out of, Robby D throws in a ton of hot sex to round this title out. Kristina Rose reminds us why we love her more with every scene as she gets plowed (and we do mean plowed) by James Deen. Then our favorite Jewish male performer takes sexy Kerry Louise apart, showing us all up into her lunch as his massive schlong mercilessly pummels her uterus.

Still, our favorite scene not featuring Raven stars another Alexis. Miss Texas partners up with Charles Dera for a wild romp that will keep you mesmerized. Hot damn, that ass just don't stop! Pretty girl, you have no idea what you're doing to us, do you? Every single scene is a fucking blessing, Alexis Texas. How would we get through these long nights without you, baby?

"Raven Alexis No Love Lost" drops next year, on January 5th 2010. We are expecting great things from this little sexpot—and so far, we haven't been disappointed. Check out the gallery provided by Digital Playground. All rights are reserved. Play nice.

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This movie is exceptionally well shot by William H. and edited by Robert Laplance. The team makes these sunny, upbeat, and strenuous interludes with Monique Alexander (fantastic blowjob), Sadie West (competent soccer player), Phoenix Marie (pliant!), Abbey Brooks (thanks for involving men in your life, finally), and the resurgent Hillary Scott that much more effective.

I am not saying that the five women listed above can't do some major damage just standing there, but a movie like this one, which would be a throwaway in other hands (brief setups of women exercising and then playfully seduced by their partners), really knocks it out of the park, making each performer look her sweaty, alluring best.

As a carnivore, I like a little flesh and jiggle. Only volleyballer Abbey Brooks qualifies as voluptuous - everyone else is either whippet thin or, like Phoenix Marie, muscularly sexy - but each vignette displays teamwork, effort, and vigor. I want these women on my side.

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For Jules Jordan director Alexander DeVoe, the best kind of size just happens to be white and thick, with tig ole bitties and the kind of bubble that could knock out the sun at midday. You can call it a stereotype, but it wouldn't change a thing. It just doesn't get realer than this.

Naturally breathtaking beauty Avy Scott owns this volume, just by showing up and giving us a sexy sample of her juicy round goodness. Fine as fuck just doesn't begin to cover it. You can see the intensity, the raw heat between her and Marcus from the sample gallery alone! Her milky ass cheeks get peeled apart to expose that steaming candy slit before Marcus goes to work, sliding inch after inch all the way up into her tight hole, while shades of ecstasy race across her pale skin making her both sets of cheeks flush.

Velicity Von, Katie St. Ives, Sadie West, Kandy Kash, and Mellanie Monroe round out the fifth, their creamy white cheeks and bright pink gashes getting literally nailed down to the ground by miles of hard black cock. You won't want to miss seeing this.

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So let's be clear—when Digital Sin tells you something like, just a random thought here, a young girl likes it "big," they are in no way merely fucking around. Although, to be fair, there is truly an admirable amount of horseplay involved in this particular porn series.

Director Paul Woodcrest upped the ante on this volume, shooting the entire series vignette style in a jaw dropping mansion. We can only assume that in Paul's version of the world, men with these kinds of endowments are afforded the royal treatment they so generously mete out to beautiful, morally uncomplicated young girls they encounter within the compound walls.

While the idea is far from new (having originated inside the deranged and holy mind of Brigham Young first for a simpler, more religious-based purpose), the technique displayed, coupled with extremely rigorous quality control standards, are what set volume four of this stellar series apart.

And while none of the cast appear to be older than their mid twenties (with more than half dressed up like Catholic school girls), each and every single last one of them displays an ample understanding—nay, appreciation—of the length and girth of the incredible fuck sticks they are presented.

For example, New Sensations contract star Ashlynn Brooke ravenously devours the enormous cunt stretcher delivered to her, practically unhinging her jaw in the process to get the meaty treat all the way in. She then enthusiastically bounces up and down on it until at long last the whole thing is crammed way up into her guts and creams her young brains out. It's a lot of fun to watch!

Krystal Kali, Fayth Deluca, Alonna Red, and Sadie West also seem to understand, for the most part, that these dicks are special. The size queens suck these massive meat missiles like they were hard rock candy.

Fayth (whose cleverly misspelled name is sure to annoy other writers as well) turns in a scorching hot scene, getting her insides practically drilled out for the whole world to see. After such an extraordinary scene, we'll be keeping our eyes open for more of her work. If you're reading this, Fayth: we'll be expecting big things from you little lady.

"She Likes It Big 4" comes out next week from Digital Sin and Paul Woodcrest. In the meantime, feel free to check out our lovely (and exclusive) assortment of sample pictures from the set.

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Charley Chase, Brandi Edwards, Sadie West, Amy Moore, and Britney Brooks don the glasses and pencil skirts this time around for the 3rd installment of popular Digital Sin series "My XXX Secretary." In the process, they take on the yoke of pleasure slave that female secretaries have secretly borne since the job's inception.

Yet again, sultry sex goddess Charley Chase steals the show, her ample curves and bewitching gaze luring us into her siren song while her ample breasts and thick ass sway in pendulous rhythm to the steady pounding her steamy twat voraciously swallows.

Another noteworthy, stand out performance belongs to sexy Britney Brooks, who shows off her perfect tiny bubble as she leans over a file cabinet and takes a foot of vein riddled tool into her drooling wet pink pussy. Miss Brooks's loud wailing moan barely covers the accompanying squeak as her lover cranks her juice box open with his tumescent tool.

"My XXX Secretary Volume 3" is directed by Eddie Powell, and releases next week from Digital Sin and New Sensations. Check out our exclusive gallery, right here, right now.

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And New Sensations has taken it upon themselves to salute this proud fact, rather than ask these amazing young ladies to bite the bullet and go on a diet.

In all likelihood, box cover angel Kristina Rose and her friends Sadie West, Ashli Orion, Virginia Want, Kirra Lynne, Paulina Patron, Leenuh Rae, Rachel Solari, Jordana James, Mackenzee Pierce, Rebecca Lane, and Nikkie Vixon have never read "Fast Food Nation." And while we wouldn't suggest that any of these ladies are particularly "out-of-shape," we're placing bets that most of them have never spent more time on the inside of a gym than it takes to lens a locker room sex scene.

New Sensations gets that. They understand that it's exactly this youthful ignorance and sloth, combined with ultra low fast food prices, that has led to this callipygian paradise. (No, we never get tired of using that adjective.) With over four hours of crazy young girls with fine round bubble butts action, you're bound to find something that you really like. We loved Jordana James, personally.

Now if only some of these ladies would graduate to anal...we could keep our comments section from eviscerating us.

"Young Girls With Big Asses" comes out this week, with or without the Surgeon General's warning on the side of the box. See for yourselves.

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Seinfeld: A XXX Parody

Studio: New Sensations
Director: Lee Roy Myers
Cast: James Deen, Ashlynn Brooke, Sadie West, Evan Stone, Sasha Grey, Cassandra Calogera, Kristina Rose, Natalie Norton, London Keys, Eric John, Tony DeSergio

Review by: Gram Ponante

"Seinfeld: A XXX Parody" is the long-anticipated, much-dreaded New Sensations product that seemed to signal the barrelbottom-scraping of the porn parody trend, in which a show with only one vaguely pornable main character out of several non-starters is upended and tweaked for maximum adult entertainment.

What gave "Seinfeld XXX" the greenlight over, say, an equally unlikely pornic adaptation of "Rhoda" was that some of the cast members were born during the run of the original.

For fans of Jerry Seinfeld's nine-season show, there is plenty about the parody to vaguely nod about; the costumes and set are similar, the familiar bass riffs are there, and director Lee Roy Myers even takes a shot at recreating camera angles.

But is it funny? I seem to remember the original show was funny.

Sadly, though it tries really hard, "Seinfeld: A XXX Parody" is not funny.

(People say the same thing about me, what with my Ratt references that are introduced and never repeated. Just watch.)

"So what's the deal with the '-ography' on the end of 'pornography'?" asks Gary (James Deen—for some reason producers chose to slightly change each character's first name) in a wraparound standup segment. "It means 'to study something,' right?"

Gary then riffs, Jerry Seinfeld-like, on pornography vs. dickography. Deen has the inflection down and Myers has the lighting down, and there is a laugh track that you want to punch in the face, but neither is the segment funny nor does "-ography" mean "to study something." That's "-ology."

Ditto the ballpark re-creations of Kramer ("Crammer"), the Soup Nazi (Evan Stone as the Porn Nazi), and George ("Gorge"); each is a good try but there is nothing in those performances or the writing that justifies a movie.

Kristina Rose as "Elaina" is the exception. She channels Julia Louis-Dreyfus admirably, and she is the gateway to all that is wonderful about "Seinfeld XXX."

Because Rose's two scenes and those of Ashlynn Brooke, Sasha Grey, Sadie West, London Keys, and Cassandra Calogera stand out; it is the one area in the movie where the contrivances are welcome (Calogera interrupts Gary onstage, the only example in recorded history of a good heckler). And that is a huge relief, because it's a porn movie.

What saves "Seinfeld: A XXX Parody" (you have to read the XXX as "triple X" rather than "ecks ecks ecks" to make that A work) is that the sex scenes are really good, which means the movie's priorities are in order.

But do parody producers think the audience deserves the tension involved in a series of unfavorable comparisons with the source material just for the releasing capabilities of a Kristina Rose and Ashlynn Brooke in sex scenes that could have been in any other movie?

I guess so, because I really wanted the sex scenes to be good, and the tit pops and cum shots were more important to me than the punchlines and rim shots.

You're out of the cellar for this round, New Sensations; just don't remake "Maude."

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(Oh, and before you ask: "Gorge" and "Noman" are nonsex roles, and no, we have no idea why Sasha Grey and Sadie West are playing themselves. Maybe famous comedians like "Gerry" pass the time palling around with pornstars?)

Seinfeld: Jerry (Jerry Seinfeld)
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Seinfeld: Elaine (Julia Louis-Dreyfus)
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Seinfeld: Susan (Heidi Swedberg)
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Seinfeld: Soup Nazi (Larry Thomas)
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And the obligatory additional female roles:

Regina: Ashlynn Brooke

Video Clerk: London Keys

Teri: Cassandra Calogera

Sasha Grey: Sasha Grey

Sadie West: Sadie West

And, because New Sensations loves us, here's a little bonus gallery of some of this parody's hottest talent. Enjoy!

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We've heard a great deal about "The Office XXX" lately, and New Sensations hopes to keep people talking by releasing a series of interstitial webisodes, sort of like "Battlestar Galactica" if Boomer and Caprica Six just got with the program and disrobed.

West, Gianna Michaels, Ashlynn Brooke, Nika Noire, and Faye Reagan star in the webisodes, which will, as you can see, be of the hardcore variety.

As fun and slick as "The Office XXX" appears, we can't help but wonder if it driving the Mom & Pop "Crack Whore Confessions" from the marketplace.

· The Office XXX (theofficexxx.com)
· The Office XXX just chills until the next webisode (gramponante.com)
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I took 3000 pictures of nude pornstresses and nude pornstresses-adjacent this year, which is nothing compared to people who do it well.

From conventions to porn sets to photo shoots at disreputable hotels, Porn Valley came to America.

At no point during the creation of these pictures did I think, "Boy, I'm in the wrong line of work."

But I did often think, "Boy, I'm in the wrong pair of pants."

Happy New Year, friends.

The saucy teen with the utterly devastating sex drive was snatched up by New Sensations rather early in her career, a move that put her on our radar, and for which we cannot sing enough words of praise. Since then, the buxom blonde has impressed us in scene after smoldering scene with her ability to act, her quick wit, her easy smile, and her uncanny ability to channel the libido of Nina Hartley on the slightest whim.

We’d call her insatiable... but we wouldn’t want to downplay how much she loves her, um, work?

Her latest release "All About Ashlynn 2" showcases her sapphic abilities, giving us an amazing sampler of luscious lesbians in the process, including Gianna Lynn, Kina Kai, Angelina Valentine, Sadie West, Devon Lee, and Faye Reagan. Mmmm….Faye Reagan. Pardon us while we drool on our keyboards.

Thanks again to New Sensations for another amazing release and this sneak preview. And to, Miss Ashlynn Brooke, just know that you had us at, “Oh my God don’t stop right there I’m going to cum!”

"All About Ashlynn 2" releases this week from New Sensations.

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If sex is not integral to the plot of a porn movie, if it is instead peripheral or interstitial, then how should the non-sex aspects of the porn movie be judged? Where stereotypically porny acting showed up (but only occasionally) in movies like Upload and O: The Power of Submission, viewers could at least be consoled with the idea that the movies were about sex and its politics and applications.

Comedy porns like "Pirates" and "The Da Vinci Load" also make up for lower-rent production values by either commenting on themselves or getting out of the way of zesty performances. Hearts And Minds 2: Modern Warfare opens with a search and rescue mission gone awry in a distant and dusty land, and military wife Ashlynn Brooke getting the news stateside.

The first problem is one easily filed under Good Problems to Have: Brooke approaches the fateful news-bearing mailbox looking sweater-bustingly delicious in short jean cutoffs. Whatever the viewer's opinion of the war, he simply cannot understand why Brooke's husband ever left.

Back in Rentallocationistan Brooke's husband, Tommy Gunn, leads a squad of Heroes that have just been told that help isn't coming for a long time. Cassandra Cruz takes the opportunity to have a private pee on some ruins. Then she gets sloppy; finding a jug of water, she gives herself an impromptu sponge bath, fantasizing about fellow grunt Anthony Rosano against a sonic background of what appears to be cut-rate Garage Band Youssou N'Dour-lite. When in Unspecified Arabia...

This is not to say that we don't want Cruz to do exactly this and wind up writhing in the dust like a jackhammer, but I suspect we don't need a whole war movie built around such things.

By now we've settled into how good "Hearts And Minds 2" is For A Porno (FAP). Written and produced by Nic Andrews, long a director of high-end projects for Vivid, New Sensations, and Digital Playground before a three-year hiatus, and directed by Andre Madness, "HAM2" goes the extra mile in making sure all the uniforms look alike and the performers hold their prop weapons the right way.

We don't forgive the movie when the squad of heavily-armed Americans is attacked by all of three jihadists wearing gingham do-rags, or when the cab bringing one of our heroes home inexplicably lingers, but we do appreciate the honest efforts of the performers in delivering dialogue that is not necessarily bad but, in terms of the things any reasonable person expects from a porn movie, is still useless.

As the squad waits to be picked up, its members think about what they left back home. Gunn writes a letter to Brooke and, in a moment both Capraesque and porny, Tyler Knight gets a video message from girlfriend Samantha Ryan, who touchingly tells him that she will be faithful to him aside from the girl that she proceeds to do, by webcam, for his pleasure.

We delight when soldier Jack Lawrence's home reminiscences include not only his hand-built sports car but also newcomer siren Sadie West and, though neither Tommy Gunn nor Army wife Brooke wear wedding rings, he does drop a load on her stomach that most could not summon even after several tours of duty.

So I award "Hearts And Minds 2" an A for effort, and have a new appreciation for reunions with Ashlynn Brooke in the morning sunshine and trysts with Sadie West on the hood of a car. I'm just not sure about the war.

"Hearts And Minds 2" will be released at the end of September.

- Review by Gram Ponante

Hearts And Minds 2: Modern Warfare
Studio: New Sensations
Director: Andre Madness
Cast: Ashlynn Brooke, Sadie West, Tommy Gunn, Cassandra Cruz, Tyler Knight, Jack Larence, Seth Dickens, Marie McCray, Celeste Star, Samantha Ryan, Anthony Rosano

· New Sensations (newsensations.com)
· See also: Meet Sadie West (gramponante.com)

See more of pornstars the way they really are after the jump.

Also on hand in this Adam & Eve movie was newcomer Feather Rosewood. Here she dutifully reenacts a pivotal scene from "Love Is A Battlefield."

But Rosewood tells us she restricts her nudity to solo scenes, if at all, so it is Sadie West, the brand-new New Sensations contract performer, who catches our fancy this week.

"I can fuck for a pretty long time," she said. "And I'm not afraid to get naked."

Fine. Be that way.