What makes this movie special is its choice of cast. Faye Reagan, Sochee Mala, Ryder Skye, Jada Fire, and the exquisite Sunny Leone all grind on and off a privately-installed stripper pole for ten minutes or so and then uncoil themselves—still perfectly made up and coiffed—to fuck some Porn Valley stand-in of you.

As we are currently in the slow season of porn production, you can take further delight in the fact that this movie was made one year ago this weekend, so it will be like you're drooling into a veritable time capsule.

So much has happened to these five women in the past twelve months! Some are fucking other men! Some are retired! But at least one is still Jada Fire, thank God.

And does Faye Reagan still follow the instructions on her panties? All we can do is hope.

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Honestly, given the choice, we'd vastly prefer to live in a world where radiation causes deadly nymphomania rather than, uh, death. Especially when the nymphomaniacs in question are the likes of Britney Amber, Ryder Skye, Kenzi Marie, Claudia Valentine, Tricia Oaks, Jackie Avalon, Lilly Kingston, and Aiden Starr (who we would do anything for, even with that weird black stuff on her face).

· Trailer: The Whores Have Eyes (hustlerworld.com)

*****

Previously: "The Whores Have Eyes" & Other Orifices

Stuart Canterbury, a name from porn past, helms this less than scary parody starring Britney Amber, Ryder Skye, Kenzi Marie, Claudia Valentine, Tricia Oaks, Aiden Starr, Jackie Avalon, and Lilly Kingston.

While there may not be any thrilling parallels to horror movies, we do find it frightfully good watching Ryder Skye take a diabolical drilling at the hands of a madman as out of his mind as Leatherface. Oh, and seeing young stunner Aiden Starr demolish herself on a cock is enough to make us drool like the undead. Wow. Will we ever get sick of her tight and tiny curves? The answer is no. We won't.

As for the zombie porn, we are glad that Hustler knows to leave it where it belongs—in Rob Rotten's capable hands.

"The Whores Have Eyes" releases this week from LFP and Hustler Video on both standard and Blu Ray. Check out our gallery and see if it's your thing.

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Star Trix: Deep Penetration

Studio: Muffia
Director: uncredited
Cast: Jack Lawrence, Jayden Jaymes, Ryder Skye, Taylor Starr

Review by: Gram Ponante

Miami Internet studio Muffia offers a host of intriguing previews on this DVD, all featuring juicy, stripper/predator Florida-based talent (some of whom we've included in the gallery) with a smattering of Porn Valley transplants.

But "Star Trix," despite the efforts of Jack Lawrence as an understated but fully committed Shatner impersonator and Ryder Skye as a "Stringon" in one of her final boy/girl scenes (she has since moved on to the ladies exclusively), acts like painting Jayden Jaymes green and switching some names around is enough for a porn movie.

There are exactly three sex scenes in this movie, one with Jaymes, one with the listless Taylor Starr as "Uhora," and Skye's interlude with "Shock" at the end, but despite Lawrence's and Skye's best efforts, the movie seems directionless. Indeed, there is no director credited with the effort.

But "Star Trix" is a curiosity as an example of a low-budget, half-hearted attempt to cash in on something that needn't have been, and the best thing about it is the one area on Jaymes that the green paint didn't touch, and where my eyes were drawn as if to a millennial minstrel show.

We're not saying that the porn parody vein (yes, we said "vein") is tapped, but you've got to make some effort, because fans can spend their ejaculate anywhere.

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Yes, in an inspired bit of porno plotting, Hustler throws Ginger, Mary Ann, and—of course—Gilligan together for a little bit of island loving. These castaways may not get off the island anytime soon... but for action, we'd trade places with them in a heartbeat.

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*****

Previously: Does "This Ain't Gilligan's Island" Sink or Swim?

Fuck Club

Studio: Harmony Films
Director: Gazzman
Cast: Tori Black, Jandi Lin, Nicki Hunter, Maya Hills, Faye Reagan, Ryder Skye, Tatiana Kush, Kiesha Kane

Review by: Gram Ponante

There is nothing that conveys ancient (and probably Masonic) power than a group of cigar-smoking, brandy-sniftering older dudes in Italian suits with a near-naked young woman in their midst. When a man becomes a member of their "Red Tie Fuck Club," he soon finds that his steep entrance fee offers a great deal of stateside benefits.

The scene with the European fellows was actually filmed in Europe but "Fuck Club" was shot here with American talent. And don't judge a movie by its cover: while Tori Black might look porn-wholesome in her half-shirt and cutoffs, she does wonderful/terrible things by an idyllic Porn Valley waterfall in the movie.

Ditto Jandi Lin, Maya Hills and Nicki Hunter, whose return to porn culminated in this - her first ever - double penetration scene. Hunter, as always, performs like a champ.

Also on hand is Tatiana Kush, who looks like Stoya's jealous little sister. She admirably handles Marco Banderas and Tony Desergio.

This movie borders on a Max Hardcore (but artier) level of clinical perspective, and is a little harder-edged than standard vignette porn. Though everyone involved seems up to the task, I would have liked fewer closeups so I could actually see the whole person more often.

I also would have liked if the concept of the "Fuck Club" hadn't broken down after the very first scene, but who cares? All those DPs at least instill a strong sense of teamwork and camaraderie.

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Indeed, the credits don't even run until after a full sex scene—Regan Reese as the pornstar Alexi blowing a stunned and confused Gilligan (played by Anthony Rosano)—has already run its course. And the rest of the movie pretty much follows in this vein.

"This Ain't Gillgan's Island XXX" is not so much a pornified "Gilligan's Island" as the characters of "Gilligan's Island" haphazardly dropped into a porn movie (a more fitting title might have been "Gilligan's Island Meets Porn Valley."). To the extent that there's a plot, it's mostly about the porn crew tricking the unwitting island inhabitants into becoming the stars of their film.

Indeed, it's not until the fifth sex scene that we even see two characters from the show in flagrante delicto—the first four scenes feature Gilligan, Mary Ann, Ginger, and the Professor being seduced in quick succession by pornstars; and then, the first sex scene which doesn't involve a pornstar is, oddly, the Skipper and Mrs. Howell, a combination that really just confused us.

Things do pick up after that, with a threeway scene featuring Ginger, Mary Ann, and Gilligan, but then, alas, it's all over, with a rather unsatisfying, slapdash ending.

Then again, these complaints only matter if you're actually looking for a porn that's somehow true to the story of "Gilligan's Island"—if you're a loyalist who'd desperately like to see an erotic reimagining of the tale of the passengers and crew of the S.S. Minnow.

If, on the other hand, you're more interested in watching hot sex scenes featuring the likes of Regan Reese, Sindee Jennings, Ryder Skye, Daryl Hanah, Anthony Rosano, Evan Stone, Jack Lawrence, Tom Fontana, and Voodoo, well, get ready to fastforward through the minimal plot and enjoy.

*****

Previously: "This Ain't Gilligan's Island XXX": Our Latest Guilty Pleasure Porn Parody

Thankfully, there seem to be enough differences between the two releases to help the discerning porn consumer decide between the two. "Star Trix" (which was originally released as scenes on Muffia's Naked Movie website) is a throwback to an earlier style of porn parody: the action takes place on the U.S.S. Intercourse, helmed by Captain Dirk and his crew (which includes members with names like Boner McJoy and—sigh—Uhora). We're also told that "this is truly one spoof where the sex doesn't get left behind," which we're assuming means that it's very light on plot.

"This Ain't Star Trek XXX," on the other hand, promises to be a faithful porn translation of the original series, with expensive sets, cheesy special effects, a newly shorn Evan Stone as Captain Kirk, and, yes, Sasha Grey as a Vulcan.

We know which release we're gunning for—but really, between Jayden James, Taylor Star, and Ryder Skye in "Star Trix," and Sasha Grey, Jenna Haze, Jada Fire, Codi Carmichael, and Aurora Snow in "This Ain't Star Trek"... well, you can't really go wrong with either one.

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In a never ending sea of emulation, one high caliber release must compete against another as they vie for the title of Porn Parody of the Year—a category which doesn't quite yet exist, but which should and probably will soon. Sitting idly by and watching our favorite childhood television series, particularly the ones that dominated holiday television marathons, get transformed into tawdry pornographic vehicles for cheap kicks (and piles of money) gives us quite a thrill, to be honest. It's become our newest guilty pleasure.

Which is why when we got our hands on the stills from impending Hustler release, "This Ain't Gilligan's Island XXX" from Anton Slayer, we couldn't wait a day before sharing them with you. Our greedy little hearts did a back flip to see that the all-star cast included Anthony Rosano as Gilligan, Ryder Skye as Ginger, Sindee Jennings as Mary Ann, Jack Lawrence as the Professor, Rod Fontana as the Skipper, Darryl Hannah as Mrs. Howell and Dick Nasty as Thurston Howell III, along with performances by Voodoo, Evan Stone, Regan Reese and Jason Silver.

Slayer, who also directed "This Ain't the Munsters XXX," was given free reign to explore the series and came up with a three hour tour de force we won't soon forget. Honestly, we've been waiting since puberty to really see someone nail Ginger (who may indeed have been the very first red we ever fell for). Not to mention Mary Ann, whose youthful exuberance and downright upbeat attitude make us want to drill her at full bunny speed until the juice runs down her legs and into her jean shorts. That pearly white smile has been taunting us for years, demanding that we drop a freshly churned load of fuck butter onto her grill and call it a day.

"This Ain't Gilligan's Island XXX" is slated for release at the end of April, but you can check out a peek now because, you know, we're Fleshbot. Enjoy.

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Adorable skateboarding hooligan and part time pornographer Van Styles channels the new spirit of racial transcendence enveloping the nation. Utilizing deft accuracy with the lazy, naked, honest stare of the lens, Styles ends up capturing more than just hot sex. It's as if he's guiding through the rocky shoals of the illicit taboo to the core of the buzz, soulfully blending ebony and ivory, or in this case, horny white women who crave jumbo sized man poles crammed poetically up their sweet honey pots and the dusky hued philosopher kings who loving pry them open on the unyielding fury of their raging lust.

"Soul in the Hole" stars Claire Dames, Kelly Divine, Ryder Skye, Tristan Kingsley, and Lorena Sanchez, all working foremost on their own enlightening satisfaction—and then, inadvertently, perhaps soothing our country's tenuous race relations just a little at the same time? We sure hope so. We're all for fucking our way into a more tolerant multicultural society where everyone's voice counts. Van Styles takes us one step closer without even trying.

"Soul in the Hole" releases this week from Hustler Video. It bears no relation to the '90s classic of the same name.

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Skye will be part of marital aid manufacturer Topco's Wildfire Celebrity Series, to be unveiled at January's AVN Expo.

"I am extremely excited to be molded by a top toy company like Topco," Skye said in a press release, which means she probably didn't say it. "They do amazing work and being associated with them has been a goal of mine that I'm very happy to achieve. I hope my fans have as much fun with this toy as I had making it."

While I don't doubt that getting batter dumped on you was not unpleasant, Ms. Skye, I really hope your fans have a much better time with this toy than you had making it. Otherwise there's nothing to keep them from just stripping naked and backing into some warm cookie dough (I understand Violet Blue does this), skipping the sex toy entirely.

But if the mold is done right, perhaps fans will get the same sensation Barrett Blade did with the actual Skye in "The Artist."

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We may be dim on the finer plot points, but we predict that you'll find an "Oracle" preview gallery after the jump. Let us know if we're wrong, OK?

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Stanley's imagination is as impressive it is perverse: with Price's character's career as its jumping-off point, "Once Upon A Crime" turns into a sexy version of Willy Wonka's moral chocolate factory (sans Oompa Loompas but complete with an army of love drones). Featuring admirable sexual performances (and yes, acting) from Kirsten Price, August, Lindsey Meadows, Nautica Thorn, Ryder Skye, Barrett Blade, Eric Masterson, and Randy Spears, it left us wondering whether Stanley is a fucking genius, totally nuts, or both ... and anxiously awaiting to see what he comes up with next.

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In her year in the adult business she has appeared in several high-end feature films including Wicked's "The Artist," but has also landed on the cover of franker fare, like Peter North's "White Chicks Getting Black-Balled 24," in which she plays one of the, er, titular characters.

Finally, we like Skye because, (5) she smiles most of the time. This is reassuring, especially when we're feeling blackballed.

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... In which we prowled restlessly through strip clubs and Koreatown apartments, finally coming to rest in a curvier Tron world where we finally just went to sleep. First up: Tampa's own Regan Anthony ate my $20 without opening her mouth.!

Join us after the gap for more pictures of pornstars not how the world sees them but as they actually are. - GP

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Ruby Luxe didn't complain when we asked her to try some boots on. She didn't protest, "But it's 90 degrees out!" She didn't pout that she'd just taken them off 15 minutes ago. She just put them on. We hope she becomes a big star.

I'm sure it's a simple Photoshop project that sucks the substance out of photographs to leave the viewer with nought but furniture outlines, but until I learn it myself, I prefer to think that Tyler Faith is actually Wonder Woman.

Here's Ryder Skye again. I take my job seriously and want to present as much nudity as possible, but that sure is a nice dress.

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Ryder Skye looks exotic, but she says it's hard for people to tell exactly how. "I'm half Japanese," she said, "but no one guesses that. It's always something else."

Skye performed her first porn scene—with a succession of increasingly larger dildos—this past Easter. "I had to walk carefully to Easter dinner," she said. "I was a little sore." She also never went down on a female before her first girl/girl scene. "Well, I'd kissed a girl..." she said. But what Southern California female hasn't? It's simply not done to not make out with another woman while waiting for the restroom line to shorten.

Read more about Skye—and her adventures with Fox Mulder—on her website. - GP

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