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· Help Me Heather (gurl.com)

For some reason, I find it sexually pleasing to have my bladder pressed on, or to just have a slightly full bladder in general. I have been doing it since I was about eight, and it never seemed weird until I actually thought about it. I have never told anyone—and even lied to cover it up. Recently, I've worried it might be a fetish. Is it a fetish, and if it is, should I do something about it?

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· The Pucker Up Forums (puckerup.com)

I am a little worried about my man slave. I have noticed that he likes to play with his ass on the occasion and i am not sure if he knows that i seen him do it. Does that mean he's gay and if not then how do i approach him on maybe letting me play with his ass in sexual play. maybe he's into it and is affraid to do it because he will think that i will think he is gay. I wouldn't but i want him to be completely sexually satisfied . I would love to play with his ass i hear that is a big hot zone for men and they just don't know it. I want him to be completely unleashed. How can i get my man slave to let me didle with his ass?.

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· Talk Sex With Sue Johanson (talksexwithsue.com)

I have a quick qustion what does pussy really smell like?

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· Female First (femalefirst.co.uk)

I have been with my boyfriend for 15 years and love him to bits wehave a good sex life but for the past 2 years he gas tied me up whilst i am asleep, at first i loved it, but lately ive experienced new things, mainly a straight jacket suit, i am a heavy sleeper so dont notice him slipping me into the jacket. last month i woke up totaly trapped and blind folded.. at first all good but he left me for 34 hours, i lost it and panicked.
i worried that one day he will leave me ied up

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· Jersey Girls (providencedailydose.com)

Once upon a recent drunken night I went home with a former fuck buddy. Ever since, I’ve been getting booty texts/calls from him – but only at 3 am when I’m sleeping! Don’t get me wrong – I’m totally DTF but I’m not sure what to do. Should I text back the next morning? Should I not say anything at all? Ladies, what’s the proper etiquette for a situation like mine?

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· Sex-Project (sex-project.com)

i've read some postings about sucking your own dick and i was able to do this about a year ago
and now i can only get about 2 inches away and i was wondering how long i took some of you to
reach your goal.

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· Large Penis Support Group (lpsg.org)

Would other guys on here let another man masturbate them? This question is more aimed at guys who are not 100% gay. Would a guy who is, say, 100% straight, or there abouts, let another guy wank him if he didn't have to do anything in return?

I've no real experience with other men, but I've often wondered what it would be like to wank another guy.

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· Savage Love (thestranger.com)

A few months before I graduated, a friend revealed that she had been lusting after me, and wanted to hook up. The trouble was that she's in a long-term relationship. She didn't see this as a problem—she was willing to cheat—but I didn't want to be a part of that, and turned her down. She then played some games and got me to kiss her when I was drunk, and later flat-out propositioned me (again while I was drunk), and I refused again. Then we graduated and moved hundreds of miles away from each other, which I expected would be the end of it.

Now, though, a month later, she wrote to tell me that she's "not over" me. Was I right to turn her down, or should I, as she argued, let her make her own mistakes? Should I let her boyfriend (and likely fiancé) know about any of this?

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Previously: Best of Sex Advice Archive

The conflict also has something to do with a "moral continuum," which we thought was some kind of weapon on "Star Trek" but apparently is something that measures how much trouble you're currently in with your girlfriend. Which leads us all back to our original question: Is looking at porn the "equivalent" of cheating on your significant other? We were going to make this today's poll question ... but given our readership, we think we know how that one would turn out. Leave your thoughts in the comments anyway.

· "8 Signs Your Partner is Addicted to Porn" (foxnews.com)
· "Honey, I Think You Should Know, I’ve Been Seeing Joanna Angel" + "Porndultery" (juliansanchez.com)
· Porn and Adultery (Culture Wars) + Part (II) (theatlantic.com)
· The Douthat-Carter Continuum (willwilkinson.net)
· A Post Calculated to Boost TNR's Web Traffic (tnr.com)
· To the People: 9. He Blogs Less (tothepeople.com)

· Thumb via Cheating Strap-on Lesbians (lesbianstraponparty.com)

What do you do when you're a British glamour model and tabloid fixture with a string of bad relationships behind you and (more to the point) a gaggle of younger babes getting more attention than you are lately? If you're Jodie Marsh, you launch a website to audition prospective spouses by standing toplessly atop a wedding cake in London's Leicester Square and wait for the world—including all those reporters and, uh, bloggers—to beat a path to your door: "I'm desperate to settle down with the man of my dreams so I'm launching a nationwide search to find a fella, but not just a boyfriend. I'm on the look out for a husband ... I know my soul-mate is out there, I just don't want to wait any longer to meet him." In case the website doesn't do the job, Jodie will also be starring in her own reality series chronicling her quest for domestic bliss on MTV this summer; we assume it will also feature the men who best answered questions like "Tell me about the best sex you ever had!" and "Is money important to you?" (She is, after all, one of the richest chavs in the UK, so weeding out any dates who are just out to make a quick pound would understandably be a priority.) Of course, if she was just doing this for attention we suppose Jodie could have just gotten a boob job and earned herself just as many new column inches as the whole marriage stunt. But that would be verging on overkill—and if there's one thing Jodie is famous for besides her already impressive (and allegedly natural) rack, it's subtlety.

· Marry Jodie Marsh (marryjodiemarsh.com - thanks Mr. Z)
· "Jodie launches search for a husband" (metro.co.uk)
· Jodie Marsh (official website + blog @ jodiemarsh.tv)
· Jodie Marsh (more career highlights @ Wikipedia)

There's nothing more comforting than cuddling up with the spouse—even if it happens to be someone else's spouse. As we pay conjugal visits to some of our favorite sex bloggers in today's Sex Blog Roundup, we find that many husbands and wives keep their wedding bands charged with secret affairs, bar room pick ups, and beaver-shaving parties. And every now and then, some couples even find time to sneak off alone. Romance isn't totally dead, you know.

Kiss the bride with Jefferson after the jump.

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Sex Blog Roundup
by Jefferson

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The Second Post

M is a married woman. Wed to a semi-prominent family in the Business. A gorgeous, Renaissance beauty with Guinevere hair and alabaster skin. Her husband is preoccupied, intoxicated, or soft, because she drives one hour each way to get fucked, hard. And for the both of us, it'd been a while—last September was our previous tryst, in a motel room off the freeway, her fantasy.

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After the Bar Closes

It being Saturday night and all and nothing planned we headed off to our favorite little bar for some drinking and gambling and whatever else came along. Much to my wife's delight, the bartender was a guy she flirts with all the time. He's in his mid- to late-thirties, big and strong, and even better from her perspective, works alone most nights.

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Restricted . . . Again

As of yesterday, i may no longer masturbate or engage in self-pleasurable activities that may incite an orgasm. i admit, the minute my eyes soaked in the words from my Owner's orders, there was an immediate surge of longing for Him and a deep impression of His control and power over me that made my tummy flutter, twist all up inside, and feel very Owned. [i once went 43+ days before He fucked the orgasms out of me . . . ]

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Hallway Sex

On Saturday morning, as I was headed downstairs anxious to do some routine yard work, Cindy was coming up the stars and accosted me in the main hallway carrying a bunch of folded towels.

"Psst . . . hold it!," she whispered.

"What's up?" I asked.

"Ya wanna blowjob?"

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Shave and a Haircut—Two Bits

Last night we did the big first shave since her annual check-up. The full shave. Dee had gotten most of the longer hairs off her pudendum in the shower yesterday morning, but left the stubble and everything on her labia for me to whisk off as part of our foreplay. Even before I had her labes all trimmed my tongue was getting hard with anticipation; I couldn't wait to lick her bald slit again after having had only the hairy version for the past few months.

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Perfect Paradise, Is He Mr. Married Prince Charming?

He opened the door . . . he looked as sexy as he did the first time. Actually, he looked even sexier. I was all worked up. I had just had a disaster at work that I had to fix . . . so I arrived frazzled. Funny how a man's touch and kiss can slowly take away the stress of the day. Oh yes, he grabbed me and kissed me and I could feel the crisis disappearing.

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Thumbnail via Just Married Sex (paysite preview @ justmarriedsex.com)

Previously: Sex Blog Roundup Archive
 

Ah, the simple pleasures of dinner, a movie and necking (or fucking) in the back seat. Wasn't that once the idea of a perfect date? Well, tell it to the bloggers in today's roundup of some of our favorite sex writing on the web this week. As we nervously prepare our corsages and give ourselves a last minute Binaca Blast or two, we find we've been stood up in favor of the best-friend-turned-fuckbuddy, the middle-of-the-night-booty-call, the phone-sex-Hitachi-buzzer, and the cheating-spouse-ready-to-sizzle.

Brush off your tux and meet Jefferson at the make-out point after the jump.

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Sex Blog Roundup
by Jefferson

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"I Really Needed That"

I'm kind of surprised whom I went home with last night. Blake and I have been friends since the very beginning of our freshman year. We sat next to each other in some classes and he became a guy that would listen to my problems etc. He's cute, sweet but I never found myself sexually attracted to him. Part of that was probably the girlfriend he was always talking about.

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Taxicab Impression

It's three in the morning on a Saturday. I'm meeting up with Candyass in a few hours, so I really should be at home getting some sleep. But thankfully I was still wide awake when I got a call from one of the few guys I'm hard pressed to ever turn down.

He's a repeat—but not like any dude I've ever had sex with. He doesn't like to kiss (much)—just likes to swap head and get fucked. Preferably on all fours. But when I do get him on his back—he likes to grab me on both sides of my waist to hold on.

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Back to Life, Back to Reality

After nearly TWO weeks of wet dreams, vivid sexual fantasies, and orgasmically challenged, often sleepless nights, I can finally resume my normal routine this evening! My dad left to go back East this morning so Mr. K and I will be having our regularly scheduled phone sex session at approximately 10pm PT.

Ahhhhh . . . talk about a sigh of relief.

I can't fucking wait!

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Devotion

He curled his face into my neck and kissed me. I extended, giving him access to me. He kissed up my neck to and pressed his lips against mine. Gently at first. Tasting my lips and holding my face as he pushed me back on the couch. I let him lay down on me, kissing me and pulling my top over my head. My hands wrapped around him, dipped under his shirt and pulled him close to me. Pulling his shirt off, our skin touched and the warmth of his skin enveloped mine. We kissed for a long time. My gently moaning softly into his mouth, responded with deep growls back to me.

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Finally

"Can you pick me up at 8:45," said the text message I received as I was having breakfast. It was the signal I was waiting for to tell me that M's husband had caught his flight and her daughter had gone to school.
We had been looking forward to this day for weeks, if not months. M has a bit of a hang-up about fucking another man while her husband is in the same city! We have to wait until he's gone off on a trip before we can get together for some illicit nookie. This morning was the first time since December that our three diaries were in sync enough that we had a chance.

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The Last Good Day of the Year

Ella often lays on her belly, curling her head into my chest, nestling amid my chest hair—and picking out the gray ones—as my left arm cradles her, my biceps flexing against her enough for her to notice.

"I want someone to take our photo like this," she says. She says it every time.

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See also: "How local geeks and nerds are hooking up right now ... or not" (Violet Blue @ SFGate.com)

Previously: Sex Blog Roundup Archive
 

Some things you should know before you make an appointment with The Evaluatress: She will give you a brutally honest assessment of your personal style, teeth whiteness, hair thickness, penis size, and general attractiveness. She feels she and her soon-to-be-assembled cadre of professionals have the authority to do so due to "the same authority bestowed upon the women who men try to pick up at galleries, dinner parties, and bars". She will not be nude or even partially unclothed during any part of your interview (though you may be), and there will be no sexual contact of any kind. And she works only in NYC's Meatpacking District, Murray Hill, Soho and East Village neighborhoods*, so if you're in, say, Los Angeles or Iowa or the Upper West Side, so you'll have to wait until she hires more colleagues if you want to spend $75 to have someone give you the real reasons you haven't been getting laid. (Or just stand naked in front of a full-length mirror the morning after a weekend-long binge drinking session—nothing like a wicked hangover to make your powers of brutally honest self-assessment that much more acute. Trust us.)

· The Evaluatress: "Truth, Unadulterated" (evaluatress.com)

*Update The Evaluatress Herself writes in to explain that "('Neighborhoods') was meant simply to indicate the places the Evaluatress might hang out ... Appointments are available in most of Manhattan and many of the neighborhoods of Northwest Brooklyn." Sorry, Iowa and L.A.—you're still out of luck.