· A (Not So) Complete History of Naked 'Real World' Cast Members (yuppiepunk.org)
· Related: Big Brother Lisa's porn star past (metro.co.uk)

The staff of this website is divided over staged reality shows; their campiness and bitchery enthrall some and repel others. Me, I found Playboy's softcore approach lacking in payoff for both the titillation and the drama. If only the Spice Channel had teamed up with Bravo...

Male model DeAngelo, construction worker Brandon, sullen mope Maria, and dancer of indeterminate venue Danielle get together in a rental home for a day and evening of sexifying activities like sexy winemaking and sexy photography, each of which is vaguely stimulating.

But tension grows as Brandon is at first judged a jerk by the group and then manages to bag his Lois Lane, leaving the smoother DeAngelo and the pouty Maria loveless and forlorn.

· Playboy (playboytv.com)

Well, I said "art," but that was just a hook; this is really a poorly made movie, but it's still fun to watch, and which is better, a technically adept porn movie that is unwatchable and unappealing or something that looks like a trainwreck with boobs flopping out? I, for one, opt for Option 2.

And there is something appealing about "Real Roadside Ho's" in the fact that you can imagine these dudes driving that van around Ft. Lauderdale on days when they're not shooting porn, too.

Meaghan Jones is picked up on a quiet residential street after her shift selling "makeup products." She is naked mere moments later.

The rest of the women in this title have the mark of Florida authenticity about them and, along with "Couples Seduce Teens" or other Pink Visual California-filmed fare, this New Porn Order production provides a continental bookend documenting the van-based exertions of local talent.

· New Porn Order (newpornorder.com)

But the love between Jack Vegas and Veronica Rayne is real, as is that of every couple captured by performer-turned-director Lynn LeMay in "In Love." See how they keep it together after the jump.

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There are more real-life porn couples than you'd think; people who fuck other people for money or kicks but keep that special, mortgage-sharing relationship at home. Lynn LeMay puts together a few of these couples in a movie that isn't afraid to equate spousal bickering with foreplay.

What is charming about the movie is that these real-life couples are asked to walk through basic pornic scenarios, and each in their turn bring something real to a genre that is routinely forgiven for its unreality.

An abundantly oiled Jack F., who is revealed to have a corresponding tattoo with his mate, Darryl Hanah, sexes her up. I don't remember what the pretext was, but that's the great thing about being married - you can find context anywhere!!

Then there's Natasha Nice and Mateo. You don't know why or how they are together, but you assume they are, and that makes this standard-issue couch-based scene worthwhile. Why? Because you're thinking: Hey! They both switched to Geico at the same time!!

Finally, Allison Pierce and partner Sebastion (that's how they spell it in the credits) engage in a heated tryst in the same room as scenes 1 and 3. That's OK, because she's wearing high heels. LeMay has really hit on something here, in that she can put together a movie that hits all the marks necessary for a porn film but that is otherwise unremarkable, save for one thing: we feel we know something about the cast, and in light of that everthting seems so much more natural.

Maybe Allison Pierce does wear high heels to bed....

· LeMayzing Inc (lemayzing.com)
· Buy "In Love" (gamelink.com)

· "The Boy Nexxt Door" (playboytv.com)

· The Tao Of Porn (realitysexguide.com)
· Thumbnail via MILFHunter (preview gallery @ realitykings.com)

A quick Google search revealed that the campus where the stalking was done was Broward Community College in the Hanging Chad region of the Sunshine State. One further sign that the movie was not filmed in Porn Valley was that, when asked if she could "suck (her) own titties," a woman named Jessi replied, "Do they reach?" Pornfolk learn that capacity within minutes of getting off the bus in these parts.

A Russian woman named Anastasia, identified by the high school term "exchange student", was my favorite in this condom-only production. Each woman seemed to have been approached as she flipped through a notebook, adding to the verisimilitude, in a deserted area of BCC's campus.

"Most of them are strippers," admitted a Pink Visual employee.

"And not actual college students?" I cried.

"...and not actual college students," she admitted.

It is important to point out that "Slutty Campus Teens" does not necessarily imply that these women are students - just that they were approached on a campus. We don't have their records to verify if they are actually teens, nor can we call someone "slutty" if she has sex for money, but I am kind of hoping that Julie is actually slutty, just in case I'm going poncho shopping down Broward way.

· Pink Visual (pinkvisual.com)
· Buy "Slutty Campus Teens 3" (gamelink.com)

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Previously: Photoplay Archive

· JODIE'S A SILLY FAKER (sundaymirror.co.uk)
· Jodie Marsh: I'm experimenting with sexual violence and asphyxiation (nowmagazine.co.uk)

Previously: Jodie Marsh Wants You (To Marry Her), Jon Janes Keeps It Real

· In The VIP: "Pleasure Town" (paysite preview @ realitykings.com - thanks J.)
· See also: Brandi C on MySpace (myspace.com)
· "Rock Of Love" (vh1.com)

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Previously: "Rock Of Love"'s Porn Stars (Yes, There's More Than One), VH1's "Rock Of Love" Porn Star?, Toastee's Takedown: "Flavor Of Love"'s Porn Star

· Garcelle Beauvais - Playboy August 2007 + Mariana Felicio - Big Brother Brazil (dailypoa.com)

Previously: Amanda Beard's Playboy Spread Leaves Us Soaked, Kristine Lefebvre in Playboy: The Naked Apprentice, Meet Fani Pacheco: Big Brother (And Everyone Else) Is Watching, Cindy Margolis In Playboy (Finally)

Had we not squandered all our savings on making sure we had a limitless supply of phat tacos here at Fleshbot Central, we might have been able to afford adding Showtime to our basic cable lineup this month and therefore would have been able to catch the premiere episode last week of "Debbie Does Dallas ... Again", World Of Wonder's new seven part documentareality show about Vivid's latest remake of the 1978 porn classic (which has already spawned nearly two dozen sequels and ripspinoffs, but that's perhaps the subject for another post). Fortunately, we can still catch up with the goings-on via producer Chris May's updates on the WOW Report blog, which include on-the-set reports and video clips—though we might have to find a friend who's more flush than we are and tune in tomorrow night to witness the introduction of new character Eon McKai into the mix, who one adult industry publication has called "one of the most influential porn directors of all time" and who we really should start paying more attention to around these parts. Who knows—this kid might be going places!

· "Separate But Sequel" ("Debbie Does Dallas ... Again" @ WOW Report) (worldofwonder.net)
· ""Debbie Does Dallas ... Again" (official series site @ sho.com)
· "Debbie Does Dallas ... Again: Pilot (series premiere)" (recap @ tvsquad.com)
· Order: "Debbie Does Dallas" (1978) and ""Debbie Does Dallas ... Again" (2007) (Adult DVD Empire)
· Eon McKai (eonmckai.com)
· Vivid (vivid.com)

Previously: Porn Valley Dispatch: Debbie Dies (Dallas), Eon McKai Goes Vivid, "the Swinging Cheerleaders", Sunrise Adams in "Debbie Does Dallas": The Revenge, Texas Cheerleading Ban

We just met her and we've already seen more of her than we get to see on most first dates—but just who is this rather well-endowed lass making the UK lad mag and babelog rounds lately? Bianca Gascoigne is the latest in a long line of British TV reality show stars who have found a way to prolong their fifteen minutes by taking their clothes off as often as possible. Fortunately, the British have a lot of lad mags, which should keep gals like Bianca in business for a while—and keep everyone else knee deep in sexy lingerie and topless shots. (Of course, if you want to make even more people take notice, nothing beats giving the world a good old fashioned crotch peek too.)

· Bianca Gascoigne in NUTS Magazine (banklocater.com)
· Bianca Gascoigne Is Airing It Out (idontlikeyouinthatway.com)
· Bianca Gascoigne (wikipedia.org)

Previously: Imogen Thomas Revealed (Again), Big Brother's Shower Party, Imogen Thomas Sex Tape?, Big Brother UK's Lea, Reality Skin

Be glad that Brooke's dad wasn't home when FHM came a-callin' to the Hogan household to shoot their latest coverspread (you know, the one that freaked out FHM's alcohol advertisers for showing a gal who's not old enough to drink legally but apparently more than ready to show her cleavage in a magazine): "Her famously over-protective father—the one with the 24-inch pythons who won the Cold War—was out of town for a wrestling event. Sweet." Otherwise, we'd probably be posting about yet another spread featuring Eva Longoria or some other lad mag warhorse ... and you'd be missing the chance to see what Hulk has been getting himself all overprotective about in the first place, just in case seeing her run around in all those skimpy exercise outfits on "Hogan Knows Best" wasn't enough.

· Girls of FHM: Brooke Hogan and "Brooke Hogan: Daddy's Little Girl Gone Wild" Video (fhmus.com)
· "Lad Mag Fights For Your Right To See Barely-Concealed 18-Year-Old Flesh" (Gawker)

Previously: Elita Loresca in FHM, Tera Patrick, FHM Covergirl, Keeley Hazell in FHM

Just like it's the dream of every young boy (and more than a few young girls) to play quarterback and date a cheerleader, it's every young cheerleader's dream to become a Dallas Cowboy cheerleader. CMT brings those two dreams together with their new reality series about the making of Texas' favorite rah-rah squad. (Who says men and women have nothing in common?) It's your typical tears and catfighting drama—with some "American Idol"-style humiliation of the rejects thrown in—but mostly it's about hot babes bouncing around in skimpy outfits. Even better, you can enter their online contest by editing and submitting a TV commercial for the show. Or you can just watch the bouncing. Since you aren't the athlete you used to be, it'd be a shame if you pulled something ... er, something else.

· Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders: Making the Team (photos and videos @ cmt.com)
· Making the Commercial (makingthecommercial.cmt.com, via coolz0r.com)

Previously: NFL Cheerleader Playoffs, Hottest NFL Cheerleaders, Boston Celtics Dancer Auditions, "The Swinging Cheerleaders"