· Fancy parties are an excellent opportunity for celebrities to show off their boobs. It's sort of like every other time they go out in public. (drunkenstepfather.com)

· Fleshbot's own International Health Products division is pleased to announce the launch of Fleshbot Body Spray, perfect for busy porn stars on the go and for anyone who wants to make the dreaded shoulder stink a thing of the past. Fleshbot Pink™ hair coloring kit sold seperately. (trampstampstudios.com - thanks Hal)

· Learn how to use PDF files to get porn past your work firewalls. It works great for us since our firewall blocks anything that isn't porn. (pdfzone.com)

· Candida Royalle talks about her new film "Afrodite Superstar" and some of her other naughty ideas. Luckily, most of them involve people have sex. (msnaughty.com)

· The dreaded "six-foot rule" may be coming to El Paso, Texas. What isn't coming to El Paso, Texas? Anyone who wants to have fun. (kvia.com)

· Do you want to lose your virginity on a TV game show? Of course you don't, but the tryouts could be fun anyway. (xbiz.com, see earlier coverage)

· If you want to start your own erotic massage business, good for you. But maybe you should better place to run your business that at your mom's day care center. (townonline.com)

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Previously: Morning Wood Archives/Wet Spots Archives

What does it take to bump Playboy's Playmate of the Year off the cover of her own issue? Start with the enticing aroma of the Donald Trump empire, then add a nice set of cans, and you have your answer in Kristine Lefebvre. Yet another reality show reject, Kristine was booted from among the final six contestants of the most recent season of "The Apprentice"—should we include the stink of failure in that formula?—but she hasn't let the unapproving glare of the Donald keep her from snagging a much-heralded cover spread in the June issue of Playboy. No matter how hot she may be, you wouldn't think a reality show contestant would Trump (get it?) a Playmate of the Year, but once you've beaten cancer like Kristine has, little Sara Jean Underwood and a billionaire with a bad hairdo are just pushovers.

· Behind the Scenes Video - Kristine Lefebvre (playboy.com)
· Kristine Lefebvre - Official site (kristinelefebvre.com)
· Kristine Lefebvre - Playboy June 2007 (hoochiemumma2.blogcindario.com)
· The Apprentice Season 6 (nbc.com)

Previously: Sara Jean Underwood Makes The Best Playmate (Of The Year), Celebrity Sex Tapes Are Toast(ee), Meet Fani Pacheco: Big Brother (And Everyone Else) Is Watching, Louise Porter: From TV To Totty

Could we have finally reached the depths of "celebrity sex tape" desperation? Vivid has excitedly announced the latest offering from their celebrity reality show has-been line of quality films, "Toastee Exposed," "starring" (their air quotes, not ours) "Flavor of Love 2" and recent "Charm School" reject Jennifer "Toastee" Toof. Yes, always respectable "celebrity image broker" David Hans Schmidt is involved, but considering that (a) even by reality show standards, she's barely a star, (b) she actually has a history of appearing in adult films before, (c) it doesn't look to be of the "leaked" homemade tape variety (it's just a professionally shot scene that she happens to be in), and (d) the announcement was oh-so-coincidentally timed to the day after she got booted from VH1's "Flavor of Love Girls: Charm School," this seems like Vivid and Schmidt's—and humanity's—biggest reach to date. After finally ending the saga of She Who Shall Not Be Named just yesterday, you'll have to understand why we're a little weary with the whole idea at this point. But hey, if skull-crushing basic cable TV stars are what get you hot, then feel free to ignore us and get to ordering. (And it has a cool box cover. We'll at least give it that.)

· Toastee Exposed (toasteeexposed.com)
· Vivid to Release Flavor of Love Star's Sex Tape (avn.com)

Previously: Toastee's Takedown: "Flavor Of Love"'s Porn Star, Deep Inside David Hans Schmidt, Porn Valley Dispatch: Kim Kardashian Finds A Lump