Fleshbot: rachel roxxx

Hustler Continues Untrue Rampage By Targeting Jessica Simpson

DCypher — Thu, 22 Oct 2009 15:00:00 EDT

Porn director of yore Stuart Canterbury makes a plucky comeback with "Hustler's Untrue Hollywood Stories - Jessica Simpson" starring Jessica Lynn, Gracie Glam, Kiera King, Melissa Jacobs, and Rachel Roxxx. Are you ready for the inside references?

Truth be told (or not), there's a whole lot to know about this broad and you don't want to miss a single moment of the goodness. And that's what we're here for: to help you break it down!

Ever since she famously asked whether Chicken of the Sea was tuna or chicken on her MTV reality show with her boy toy husband, American's have had an appetite for all things Jessica Simpson that simply cannot be satisfied. Since then, real life Simpson has regaled us with her amazing personal life, dating "creepy" John Mayer, sports hero Tony Romo, and possibly even Gerald Butler. She's also wowed us with her acting ability, which pretty much consists of her looking scorching hot in a pair of cut off jeans and then packing on an unhealthy amount of weight only to suspiciously shed it a few months later when the media made fun or her. Oh, and Eminem keeps picking on her, which means you must be famous (cough—one trick pony!).

The point is that week after precious week of our human lives, as we inch closer towards the grave, we find comfort, solace, and fascination in the sexual exploits of this once bright shining star. Whether it be outright attraction or simply morbid curiousity we can't help but wonder about her luscious genitals. The truth is, without a sex tape we will probably never know what her delightful pink butterfly looks like or is really up to, except when we use the power of our wonderful imaginations to dream the unknowable!

Or we can just buy this movie that our super cool Uncle Larry Flynt had made that pretty much covers all of that and more. While we don't want to give too much away we can pretty much tell you flat out that it is awesome. That is a direct quote.

"Hustler's Untrue Hollywood Stories - Jessica Simpson" comes out next week, but you can check a free sample of the goods here right now and see if it's your thing. We're pretty sure John Mayer will—and we hope he writes about it in his famously tedious blog. (Just kidding, John!)

Rachel Roxxx... Obviously

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 18 Jun 2009 12:00:00 EDT

What's in a porn name? Sometimes nothing at all (Ashlynn Brooke, last we checked, is not a small stream), sometimes everything (there's no denying that Belladonna is deadly hot). And where on this spectrum does Rachel Roxxx lie?

We've spent a great deal of time studying her body of work (and her body as well), and, after plenty of consideration, we feel we can confidently say that Rachel does, indeed, "rock." But hey—why not see for yourself?

· Buy "The King of Coochie 4" (gamelink.com)

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Previously: Sasha Grey & Sunny Lane Do More Than Genuflect In "King of Coochie 4"

Alektra Blue Casts A Spell On Us In “The Gifted”

DCypher — Wed, 01 Apr 2009 15:00:00 EDT

Rituals, magic, naked girls, hot sex, incantations, more hot sex, and Alektra Blue. Odds are once she's stripped down naked you'll be under her spell. Just wait until she starts screwing everyone in sight!

Some people (okay, critics) think that Wicked's movies aren't that original. That's not true at all! Take, for example, this new Alektra Blue movie from Michael Raven, "The Gifted." It's in no way whatsoever like "The Craft" which featured Neve Campbell, Robin Tunney, and psycho hot Fairuza Balk. Not even close!

You see, in the Michael Raven feature Alektra Blue discovers a new group of hot young witchy girlfriends who are just like her, but then they all have lots of hot sex and no one tries to kill anyone else. Plus the Michael Raven ~~knockoff~~ version features spiky coiffed rocker Barrett Blade, along with Alektra Blue, Kaylani Lei, Mikayla Mendez, and Rachel Roxxx. So there. Obviously different, totally and completely and in no way inspired by the other.

Look, it's hard coming up with new material all the time, so maybe just cut the award winning Wicked Pictures director a little slack, okays? Geez.

"The Gifted" releases next week on April 8, 2009 from Wicked Pictures and Michael Raven. Check out the trailer in the link below, and enjoy our exclusive free gallery.

· "The Gifted" (wickedpictures.com)

Put Me In, Coach: "Bad News Bitches 3"

Gram Ponante — Mon, 11 Aug 2008 21:50:08 EDT

What better time to celebrate America's pastime than with American pornography, especially with this summer's Olympic games probably being the last for baseball? "Bad News Bitches 3" hearkens back to rambling, Cormanesque T&A movies like the original "Debbie Does Dallas" in its misguided attention to a plot when people like Penny Flame, Amber Rayne, and Rachel Roxxx running around in baseball jerseys and short shorts will do.

That our crack Photoshop team had to graft a baseball onto someone's peen will probably give you an idea of how much baseball is in this movie.

The Bad News Bitches must thwart the machinations of the thwarted rival of episodes 1 and 2 by any means necessary. As you can imagine, not much baseball is played throughout the movie, and there are no Belladonna-style scenes of unconventional bat placement, but older porn fans might appreciate this movie's similarity to the plot-heavy, good v. evil porn flicks of yore, just with more implants and less hair.

Admirable attention to detail includes "Bad News Bitches" t-shirts as well as location filming at an actual baseball diamond and aerial shots of Dodger Stadium.

· Pink Kitty Video (xxxjuicy.com)
· Buy "Bad News Bitches 3" (gamelink.com)

"Jack's POV 11": Because A Consistent Point Of View Is Always A Good Thing

DCypher — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 13:55:31 EDT

Our good friend Jack returns today with director Robby D's latest release for Digital Playground, in which we as an audience are required to exercise our creative visualization skills and imagine that his wood is our wood (or even, in the case of those female members of the audience as well as anyone afflicted with chronic impotence, that we even have wood to begin with.) If you’re anything like us, the effort will be well worth it: you’re going to love the view.

Hannah Harper, Lacey Maguire, Rachel Roxxx, Britney Stevens, and Annette Schwartz steer the viewer through some of their (hopefully) favorite fantasies, especially the one about fucking a porn star. We're treated to the sight of the starlets in question grinding and thrusting in a plethora of positions—most of which involve them looking up at the camera from a particular vantage point and trying to convince us that we're the ones making them writhe and moan like that and not, you know, Robby D. or that big fat paycheck from Digital Playground. And it most cases, the illusion succeeds!

You won’t need yoga to master these angles, but you will have to work on your breathing. With no creepy New Age overtones or chants to memorize, this is one Secret we can really get behind ... and one DVD we won’t wish we could give back once we’ve seen it. You'd be surprised how often that happens.

· "Jack's POV 11" (trailer @ digitalplayground.com)

· Order: "Jack's POV 11" (adultdvdempire.com)

"Internal Damnation": Because Dirtpipe Milkshakes By Any Other Name Would Taste As Sweet

DCypher — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 14:54:21 EDT

Director Chris Streams has been having a pretty good run for himself, all things considered: after doing his time in the lower circles of porno hell and cutting his teeth as a still photographer and videographer on gonzo shoots from Chatsworth to Prague, he finally got his due and joined the in-house team at Jules Jordan Video. Since then he's released such high-concept fare as the recent interactive Gina Lynn title ... but in the end it's the filth that pays the bills, at least until the feds come knocking. (We hear they're not too into any fluids more risqué than an extra dry martini these days.)

His newest release, "Internal Damnation", has everything all those other creampie movies have, but with those little artistic touches and extra attention to detail that elevates everyday smut to Jules Jordan's brand of smut—starting with a cast including Audrey Bitoni (making her creampie debut!), Rachel Roxxx, Loona Loxx, Chelsie Rae, Kelly Wells, Annette Schwartz, and eurohottie Priva. Sure, things like ass smoothies and cum fart tsunamis may be acquired tastes, but is there anyone out there who can't appreciate the old-fashioned flavor of smoking hot porn stars getting it every which way but vanilla? Of course not! (Just don't invite your friendly neighborhood Department of Justice prosecutor over for a taste, k?)

· Order: "Internal Damnation" (Adult DVD Empire)
· "Internal Damnation" DVD info + more previews @ julesjordanvideo.com)