As we all know by now from watching any number of tabloid TV shows devoted to the topic, the life of your average former child star is a perilous and depressive one full of failed relationships, stints in rehab, and jail sentences. Unless, of course, you happen to be Donavan Freberg, who scored #83 on VH1's "101 Top Teen Stars" list (enviably sandwiched between Ione Skye and Katie Holmes, in case you were wondering) and whose career trajectory from bespectacled encyclopedia shill to interweb pornographer has been well documented on these pages. Donavan's latest foray into the world of smut has him working both behind and in front of the camera for his brand new "Luv Professor" series, in which he teams up with legendary hypnoporn director Steve Steele for an in-depth and erudite look into the science of seduction, "beginning with hand holding and kissing, moving on to oral sex and genital copulation, then finishing with the orgasm. (For the neophytes reading this that's a blow job, pussy eating, slam fucking, and a messy facial cumshot.)"

And the best part? Donavan tells us he didn't even have to take his clothes off to earn porn star cred: "I may be the first person to take center stage in a flesh flick and never even take my shirt off. Heck, I never even took my SWEATER off. And boy, was it hot on the set ... I got to get right between India Summers legs with a laser pointer!" If only his fellow teen star Dustin Diamond had followed his example, the world would be a much better place.

· "The Luv Professor" (previews and ordering/download info @ luvprof.com)
· Creamsicle: Yer' Daily Cuppa Cunny (Donavan's blog @ nondairycreemer.blogspot.com)
· Donavan Freberg (Wikipedia)

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Previously: Creamsicle, Steve Steele's Hypno Movies, DVD Review: "Screeched"

You know that times are tough in the celebrity scandal biz when pictures of one of the stars of TV's most popular show (allegedly) giving a blowjob are met with a collective yawn by the most of the country. Of course, now that a few days have passed we realize that our cynicism was not unjustified since the illicit photos of American Idol finalist Antonella Barba that surfaced last week are—surprise!—not her. At least, that seems to be the verdict based on some rather elaborate photographic analysis techniques conducted by people who should really be working for the FBI. The toilet photos, the semi-topless beach pics, the wet t-shirt contest in the World War II Memorial fountains ... those are totally real, but the hardcore snaps are definitely not her. Probably. We mean, it's the internet so who can ever really be sure of anything these days, but we're mostly convinced this time and we're ready to move on. When those photos of Paula Abdul giving Ryan Seacrest a reach-around surface, give us a call.

· "Antonella Barba Blowjob Pictures are 100 Percent Fake" (derekhail.com)
· "The Sexy Side of the WWII Memorial" (bigheaddc.com)

Previously: BREAKING: American Idol Contestant Gives Blowjobs! (Maybe)